Now peeps, those would need bundled with a gym membership. Unless they were those weird flavor ones, ewww. Nice white peeps, please. I am negotiable on shapes.
@cengland0 Seriously. Some buyer blew it big time and they have all this shit we keep not buying. They might as well just send it all free to everyone and get it over with.
@mandirose I know what name you’re thinking but those are usually a surprise and many people get different items. We know what we are getting when we buy today’s bundle.
@TheGreatNico If so they would have included the ruined stinky robes - but they must have sold all of those. This lacks the disclaimer that they stink. But even if not waterlogged they still should have included in the bundle specs that “this stinks”.
Guys just donate it or something. If you have this many still after two previous attempts to sell all of this, it should tell you no one wants any of this.
@EpicLandShark@jdavidd@eazyrider they are almost at 200 sold, apparently they aren’t so Meh as they would like us to think. I find this hysterical.
I’ve only bought 4 or 5 things in 2 years and been happy with each mostly. I am not sure why some on this page have commented like you need them to sell something you want weekly or even monthly. Do you have that much storage space? That much disposable income? That much of a shopping addiction? What am I missing that some think Meh has “failed us” by selling stuff 90% of the time we don’t want to buy? Just enjoy the view.
True story: years ago we were over in England visiting my wife’s family. For several days we’d been talking about visiting Stonehenge. When we got there, my 6 or 7 year old nephew looked at it and proclaimed:
@blaineg The most exciting part about Stonehenge has nothing to do with the rocks. They never show it in documentaries or movies but there is a circular trench that goes all the way around it. There are holes dug every few feet. Seems it was the whole placement was modified several times as if they attempted to place objects like poles in those holes and the position wasn’t quite right. Nobody knows what they were used for.
ugh, conflicted. i ended up loving my summer bundle, that bag and hat were nice. i can’t even stand the smell of candy corn, so that is a deal breaker.
@darksaber99999 We’re breaking new ground. Amazon’s got their top men trying to decipher this. It’ll take Cumberbatch and the Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay to crack this enigma.
@jmoor783 This statement reminds me of a scene from the classic TV comedy, “Taxi.” Tony Danza and Judd Hirsch have a conversation about mushy apples from the vending machine. I’m really, really old.
Is it really bad that I’m actually considering this? My daughters and I do date night once a month and can you imaging 3 beautiful young ladies and one old fart walking into a dive bar with this getup?
/buy -q 2
That is some crazy Combo… lol, I hate to say, I got my 5.00 box today with many tattoos, crappy sunglasses and a floppy hat and beach bag… already sprung for the candy corn, shame on me… this is SOME BAG O CRAP… YIKES. MEHHHHHHHHHHHH
@medz Find someone that only wants the hats and someone else that only wants the mugs and split it three ways – $5 each and then throw away the corn. Participants need to pay for the shipping from your house to theirs.
@blaineg Since candy corn is not normally in a brick, likely you’d get the attention of the police department based on suspicion of altering it to be dangerous or something.
I would have been in for $5 for two boxes of temporary tattoos- just to wear next summer to embarrass my son during swim meets. Side note: Nice write up - I’m a sucker for foreign accents. Except a little weirded out by the image of who might have written this one?
The fuku that wasn’t. Finally proof that if we actually knew what was in a fuku, nobody would buy it… But if you got this as your fuku, you would have been bragging about how awesome it was!
With all the panic in Texas causing gas shortages, Meh is doing its part by selling something that nobody wants, so they don’t have to ship it, and hence, don’t unnecessarily use any fuel, thereby saving the citizens of Texas from further fuel shortages! There is light in this tragedy! Thank you, meh, for thinking of your fellow man in need in this time of strife!
@2many2no
Poor Texas is in such a funk
The bottom of Texas is sunk
So they swam for high ground
But all that they found
Was a warehouse selling some junk.
OK I bought the last summer bundle and loved the hat so how could I not get another? Just really, really hoping you don’t send me the same hat again. Also bought the candy corn already. Do I really need more? No, I do not. I just want it.
I’ve had VMP forever now and you want me to use it on crap like this? The only thing I would remotely want is a floppy hat. I’m fair skinned and burn easily but 15 dollars for a hat so not cool meh… Why don’t you just give this away? Is it selling at all at this point?
Meh, I gotta hand it to you; you really outdid yourself here. This is the biggest pile of crap I’ve ever seen you sell. I almost feel like I should be mad that I pay VMP for this, but I’m not mad. I’m not mad at all. I’m actually impressed. This shockingly bad, incredibly awful, truly hideous display of shit no one wanted truly blows me away. Truly, madly, deeply, this really is irredeemable crap. Bravo. Brava. And Bravie.
@koifish it’s all of you VMPers that we can blame. Your steady stream of monthly monies fund the insane purchases like the pineapple mugs. Candy corn? Now that’s always a good idea.
Dunno why meh isn’t saving the melted candy corn for Halloween. “Candy for the #$@%# kids in your neighborhood.” They could sell it for full price, without a free knife.
Meh is showing a surprising lack of compassion in not including razor blades or knives to use to slit your wrists in despair after opening this bundle.
I’m in for one. My coworker and I spend 13+ hrs overnight with a camera watching us our entire shift. You betcha we’ll be wearing these hats and glasses and eating our candy corn from the cups. When mgmt spies on us they’ll either laugh their asses off or figure we lost our shit. We win either way.
Big mistake, Meh guys (and gals). You’ll probably lose more revenue from disgusted VMP members cancelling than you will from selling this junk - donate it please! Only 115 sales all day?? probably won’t get to 150.
Disclaimer I’m in the midst of a divorce involving a custody battle for my two little ones.
Meh has been surprisingly helpful at filling in gaps in my homewares as assets are getting divided up (love my Ohana speakers that just arrived and I’ve already put the vacuum cleaner I bought during the mehrathon to much good use). I’m tempted to buy this as a “consolation prize” for the ex if she loses as she always enjoyed her “big hat girlfriend drinking nights.” My only concern is that I’d be jinxing the case. What say you mehcommunity?
@blaineg Damn you! Now I’m gonna buy this craptastic pile for my family reunion auction that we have every year. Of course the contents will remain unknown…
@fastharry I disagree. I can totally see Al getting down with the big floppy hat & shades on, sitting on the couch with a pineapple mug of candy corn in one hand & the other hand down his pants, as usual.
@smilingjack the operative words are “voluntarily buy” - not “stuck with” (well they are “stuck with” now since we are not voluntarily buying that crap for the most part).
Specs
Candy Corn
Tattoos:
Sunglasses:
Hats
Pineapple Mugs
What’s in the Box?
2x Sunglasses
2x Packs of tattoos
2x Pineapple mugs
2x Bags of candy corn
2x Sun hats
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Monday, July 20th
I don’t need a kit to achieve this.
@norman8 You have roofies, huh?
@norman8 Depends on what you are trying to achieve… Gotta impress too, yeah?
I find it hilarious that you guys are still trying to get rid of candy corn…
@Kross It’s only going to get worse in November.
@FightingMongoos Or better if they finally sell out!
@Kross You underestimate the power of a warehouse full of candy corn.
@Kross Be sure to take regularly your sugar levels test after November?
@Kross Hey, we gotta make room for the circus peanuts.
@ThomasF OMG PLEASE SELL CIRCUS PEANUTS!!!
/giphy circus peanuts
@sammydog01 @ThomasF, OMG no, please don’t sell circus peanuts!
@ThomasF No circus peanuts.
Now peeps, those would need bundled with a gym membership. Unless they were those weird flavor ones, ewww. Nice white peeps, please. I am negotiable on shapes.
/8ball Will @ThomasF find peeps?
Very doubtful
I am sad. I guess better for my waistline but peeps sound good right now.
@ThomasF yes yes yes!!!
@ThomasF HECK YESSS! PLEASE SELL US CIRCUS PEANUTS!
Wow bro…
Okay, meh. This made me laugh.
You’re getting desperate to get rid of your crap by bundling.
@cengland0 Seriously. Some buyer blew it big time and they have all this shit we keep not buying. They might as well just send it all free to everyone and get it over with.
@cengland0 It could be worse. They could be bundled with a SNES Classic. If you want the hottest toy of the year, you also gotta buy this crap.
@sjk3 I was thinking something similar. For the next few days, all products sold will come with a bag of candy corn.
@Kidsandliz To quote Nancy Kerrigan, Why, why, why!!!
@Kidsandliz If there were only somebody we could blame.
@cengland0 I feel like there’s a name for that…
@mandirose I know what name you’re thinking but those are usually a surprise and many people get different items. We know what we are getting when we buy today’s bundle.
@therealjrn No they bought that crap not on my watch so not my fault.
@Kidsandliz “Fault” has absolutely NOTHING to do with blame.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@sjk3 That’s pretty much what ThinkGeek is doing.
The fuck?
@Junior305 The ABSOLUTE fuck?
@Junior305 Well, the hats are sort of OK.
It’s like a weekend in Mexico, but without the permanent tattoos…
So I guess that means it comes with G.I. tract distress?
@Thumperchick Where are the flip flops?
@huja only if you drink the water. Or eat street food. Or enjoy yourself in any way.
@heartny go barefoot!
@Thumperchick and without the donkey show.
@mfladd On the short list of things you cannot unsee. Worst. Date. Night. Ever.
@huja That’s what the candy corn is for!
@huja or Syphilis [hopefully]…
Just sayin’
@Thumperchick There is candy corn in Mexico?
@smilingjack It’s candied street corn. meh’lotes
You can put this in the dictionary as the definition of “meh”
Bag of Crap? Wait wrong site… WTF
@arbdef WTF says “I agree”.
@WTFsunshine But a real Woot BoC™ doesn’t cost $15 + shipping, and can actually contain non-crap, but usually doesn’t.
This one is guaranteed to contain nothing but crap that you’ve been informed about completely AND cost you mucho dinero.
@bbf Maybe this is three craps?
@bbf I am not a Wooter so I apologize for my ignorance of BoC’s. But, yes, I agree that this is a very expensive BoxofCrap.
Why not just have a fuku day and dump this shit in the bags?
@InfidelCastro 2-1 that’s what they have planned for labor day
@InfidelCastro They would’ve sold out of all of it if they’d done that!
worst meh ever?
@jdavidd Which is quite an accomplishment.
@huja @jdavidd Which would make it no longer meh. You’ve discovered The Mehparadox
Buy it all now or you know what will be in the next Fuko…
@owlhooter What a fukoppointment
Really?
Cleaning out the warehouse for the shipments after the hurricane are we?
@TheGreatNico If so they would have included the ruined stinky robes - but they must have sold all of those. This lacks the disclaimer that they stink. But even if not waterlogged they still should have included in the bundle specs that “this stinks”.
Guys just donate it or something. If you have this many still after two previous attempts to sell all of this, it should tell you no one wants any of this.
@EpicLandShark I’m sorry, but this post is just too logical for this thread.
@EpicLandShark Yea, but some would call that sort of donation a war crime.
@brendles or site…
@blaineg or Hate crime…
@EpicLandShark @jdavidd @eazyrider they are almost at 200 sold, apparently they aren’t so Meh as they would like us to think. I find this hysterical.
I’ve only bought 4 or 5 things in 2 years and been happy with each mostly. I am not sure why some on this page have commented like you need them to sell something you want weekly or even monthly. Do you have that much storage space? That much disposable income? That much of a shopping addiction? What am I missing that some think Meh has “failed us” by selling stuff 90% of the time we don’t want to buy? Just enjoy the view.
Wow, Fukos really went up in price.
@cinoclav This isn’t a fuko. Fukos at least come with a f****** bag!!!
@larrygrochal Not always. There have plenty of complaints about missing bags.
And feel free to fill in the asterisks. ‘Fucking’ is only verboten in the break room around here.
Meh is getting weeeeeeeeeird.
@bdp getting?
@Thumperchick oh you evil temptress you.
I see a fuko coming soon…
Bundle made by Mehs shitty purchase team lol
Oof. So the shipping department wanted a day off?
You really have a lot of crap to get rid of. I’ll pass on this since I own plenty of your crap already.
No way, my dudes. You already got me with the 15 dollar knife with 3 bags of probably melted candy (which will be here tomorrow).
I’m drawing a line in the corn.
/giphy crop-circles
@revloki Crap circles
@revloki Is someone growing rocks?
True story: years ago we were over in England visiting my wife’s family. For several days we’d been talking about visiting Stonehenge. When we got there, my 6 or 7 year old nephew looked at it and proclaimed:
“Rocks? We came here to look at rocks?”
@blaineg The most exciting part about Stonehenge has nothing to do with the rocks. They never show it in documentaries or movies but there is a circular trench that goes all the way around it. There are holes dug every few feet. Seems it was the whole placement was modified several times as if they attempted to place objects like poles in those holes and the position wasn’t quite right. Nobody knows what they were used for.
ugh, conflicted. i ended up loving my summer bundle, that bag and hat were nice. i can’t even stand the smell of candy corn, so that is a deal breaker.
@vampje What if the bags of candy corn were in waterlogged cardboard boxes?
@vampje so if we added nose plugs you’d be in?
Looks like you left mediocre in the dust on this one and jumped straight to leftover junk.
I love it!
Add two zeros to the price and sell this shit at Burning Man.
@huja $0015 or $15.00?
@cengland0 As a Barbie toy once said, Math is hard!
ENN OH
Fuck you, Meh.
@andy_panda Succinct. Appropriate. Bravo.
@andy_panda Meh you, Meh.
FIFY
If you add a kiddie pool filled with margarita or (insert drink of choice) you can use this as a terrible staycation kit.
@Thumperchick Please don’t give my neighbors any ideas. Especially ones that crash property value.
@Thumperchick Do you watch The Last Man On Earth? The margaritapool is my favorite part.
/giphy margarita pool
@sammydog01 That’s it giphy! I’m so proud of you!
@sammydog01 my spirit animal!
@Thumperchick That’s strangely inspirational. You just need to get a kiddie pool in the box.
@huja I can help! http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm
Yeah, but how much is it in Amazon?
@darksaber99999 We’re breaking new ground. Amazon’s got their top men trying to decipher this. It’ll take Cumberbatch and the Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay to crack this enigma.
Please don’t buy this, you will just encourage them for more deals like this
@jmoor783 This statement reminds me of a scene from the classic TV comedy, “Taxi.” Tony Danza and Judd Hirsch have a conversation about mushy apples from the vending machine. I’m really, really old.
@jmoor783 what makes you think we need encouragement?
@Thumperchick They screwed up and left out the cheap backpack though.
@cranky1950 that came the next night (Sunday 0000 hrs ET)
You should change the type face to comic sans on the weekend.
This looks like stuff you’d find in a hoarder’s house.
@bx2a5z It comes with twenty cats as well?
@bx2a5z - I believe that’s the goal.
I’ll wait and get it for $5 in the next fuko.
You still can’t make me feel guilty about your inventory problems. I have inventory problems of my own. Anyone need a Bluetooth speaker or two?
@sammydog01 you too, huh?
You had me at worst…
it’s missing a bottle of chloroform and a towel.
@alacrity
it’s seasonal…
@alacrity Wonder what it smells like. Oh… Thud… Goodnight.
@alacrity I wonder if you could make a marg… Unnnhhh…
@alacrity Worst pickup line ever: “Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?”
Might as well just add a bag of candy corn to every order for the next few days.
The price of the bundle isn’t bad… I just don’t want any of it. Maybe for $5, I’d bite. The candy corn would go in the trash though.
@RiotDemon use it as packing filler instead of bags of air
@medz Why not? I’ve heard that UPS & FedEx are charging more for dimensions than weight these days.
Is it really bad that I’m actually considering this? My daughters and I do date night once a month and can you imaging 3 beautiful young ladies and one old fart walking into a dive bar with this getup?
/buy -q 2
@candiedisilvio1 It worked! Your order number is: obsolete-touching-treatment
/image obsolete touching treatment
@mediocrebot Somehow very apt, mediocrebot!
@candiedisilvio1 My condolences.
u guyz aint going to be here by next year with all this garbage…save some face and bow out gracfully…
@eazyrider Well, not this garbage…
That is some crazy Combo… lol, I hate to say, I got my 5.00 box today with many tattoos, crappy sunglasses and a floppy hat and beach bag… already sprung for the candy corn, shame on me… this is SOME BAG O CRAP… YIKES. MEHHHHHHHHHHHH
I really only want the tattoos
@medz Find someone that only wants the hats and someone else that only wants the mugs and split it three ways – $5 each and then throw away the corn. Participants need to pay for the shipping from your house to theirs.
@medz
Because they’re meh-tallic?
@cengland0 Halloween is not that far away, give away the candy corn. Maybe one bag per kid?
@blaineg Since candy corn is not normally in a brick, likely you’d get the attention of the police department based on suspicion of altering it to be dangerous or something.
Hey - I have a hoarders house
I take offense
I’ll pass on this junk
Is Morning Save full up or something?
Goddamn it Meh.
Why?
Why do you make it so hard to love you?
You bungled with the bundle.
I would have been in for $5 for two boxes of temporary tattoos- just to wear next summer to embarrass my son during swim meets. Side note: Nice write up - I’m a sucker for foreign accents. Except a little weirded out by the image of who might have written this one?
Damn! I just scrolled up and @medz snuck in his temp. tattoo comment while I was editing.
@WTFsunshine
/youtube bungle in the jungle
@2many2no Yes, this needed to be done!
The bundle sucks, but the write-up?
So, basically, what you’re saying is, you don’t have any real merchandise to sell today.
I wish the interior diameter was a common product specification for hats. Most don’t fit my big head.
Love you guys like cooked food but it’s starting to turn into BuyOurShit.com.
@droopus I think the RNC already took that slogan for the 2020 reelection.
The fuku that wasn’t. Finally proof that if we actually knew what was in a fuku, nobody would buy it… But if you got this as your fuku, you would have been bragging about how awesome it was!
@DaveKnowsAll But at least it would have only cost $5 not $15 (with VMP).
There are no words…
@michaelgj2002 There were a lot of words in the write-up…
@2many2no Yeah, but I have none…
Might as well just put a fuku up tomorrow with this same stuff in it to kill off the supply
What the Meh, Utah?
@The_Tim I’m guessing closeted cosplay?
@The_Tim Yea, it looks bad, but that’s 51 sold out of 26 or so states buying. So even 3-5 suckers would skew the results.
Yes, I’m from Utah. No, I’m not defensive. Why do you ask?
@blaineg. Or just one Utation that bought 3 deals. Yez?
I would say donate this stuff to those affected by Harvey but then again they’ve been though enough.
/giphy Steve Harvey
@AiraCobra
With all the panic in Texas causing gas shortages, Meh is doing its part by selling something that nobody wants, so they don’t have to ship it, and hence, don’t unnecessarily use any fuel, thereby saving the citizens of Texas from further fuel shortages! There is light in this tragedy! Thank you, meh, for thinking of your fellow man in need in this time of strife!
<Star Spangled Banner plays in the background…>
@Blahbbs
@Blahbbs
@Blahbbs 'Murica!!!
@Blahbbs Also, they need to move this crap out of Texas, so there’s more room for bottled water and building supplies.
@Blahbbs Candy corn can be the melted down into candy ethanol.
Hats and glasses,
Tats for the masses,
Cups and corn.
It’s bundling porn.
Damn, I’m glad there’s someone to blame for this.
@2many2no
Poor Texas is in such a funk
The bottom of Texas is sunk
So they swam for high ground
But all that they found
Was a warehouse selling some junk.
The fuel shortage must have stopped the delivery of the Saturday deal. That, or everyone at Meh took a long weekend and left Irk in charge.
Mediocre’s buyers need to find better dumpsters to get shit from. This is so bad I can’t even blame it on @kidsandliz.
My wife made me buy this…
@DomoPants maybe she likes you in floppy hats and cheap shades!
Put this in a red bag and charge $5 and people would be clamoring for it!
@norman8 Those are nice bags.
OK I bought the last summer bundle and loved the hat so how could I not get another? Just really, really hoping you don’t send me the same hat again. Also bought the candy corn already. Do I really need more? No, I do not. I just want it.
@alisonacase And those last two sentences are Meh defined.
I’ve had VMP forever now and you want me to use it on crap like this? The only thing I would remotely want is a floppy hat. I’m fair skinned and burn easily but 15 dollars for a hat so not cool meh… Why don’t you just give this away? Is it selling at all at this point?
@JGraham29 $15 for TWO hats.
@Thumperchick Enabler!
Meh, I gotta hand it to you; you really outdid yourself here. This is the biggest pile of crap I’ve ever seen you sell. I almost feel like I should be mad that I pay VMP for this, but I’m not mad. I’m not mad at all. I’m actually impressed. This shockingly bad, incredibly awful, truly hideous display of shit no one wanted truly blows me away. Truly, madly, deeply, this really is irredeemable crap. Bravo. Brava. And Bravie.
@koifish Maybe not the BIGGEST, but certainly the CRAPPIEST pile of crap.
@koifish it’s all of you VMPers that we can blame. Your steady stream of monthly monies fund the insane purchases like the pineapple mugs. Candy corn? Now that’s always a good idea.
@stevekirks VMP or not, people are buying this. In some way or another we are all crap enablers.
@koifish I tried to get them to call it the “Tropical Themed But Deeply Depressing Bundle.”
What, no knife?
@carmiac Had there been a knife, the rest might be worth the space it would take up in the trash can.
I just want the flamingo straws
@bmacknz and they’re not even included.
College football opening weekend and we get this…gross
@davidfast Seems like appropriate attire to me.
Best. Meh. Ever. If nothing, but for the comments.
Dunno why meh isn’t saving the melted candy corn for Halloween. “Candy for the #$@%# kids in your neighborhood.” They could sell it for full price, without a free knife.
Fifteen dollars for this?, you cry in anguish.
Meh is showing a surprising lack of compassion in not including razor blades or knives to use to slit your wrists in despair after opening this bundle.
I’m in for one. My coworker and I spend 13+ hrs overnight with a camera watching us our entire shift. You betcha we’ll be wearing these hats and glasses and eating our candy corn from the cups. When mgmt spies on us they’ll either laugh their asses off or figure we lost our shit. We win either way.
@jbrookebarrow Brilliant. Just. plain. brilliant.
i really really really like this mental image
The contents of this sale have zapped my energy. I don’t even have the strength to press Meh
Ok MEH How many pallets of candy corn are you stuck with?
@Viper1 These candies will move good in 3rd world country… In some countries people would kill for them.
@Viper1 Or how many warehouses…
@somf69 Yes.
Big mistake, Meh guys (and gals). You’ll probably lose more revenue from disgusted VMP members cancelling than you will from selling this junk - donate it please! Only 115 sales all day?? probably won’t get to 150.
@richferg How do you know how many sales they make? Do you have a mole connection there?
@TechnicGeek The mole connection is: Go back to the main page, and scroll down to the bottom.
134 sales at this moment.
The map even goes to county level if you click on it. One county in Vermont, and two counties in Utah are leading the charge.
@richferg BOOM! 168 at 12:30 with 11.5 hours to go! Meh you!
Disclaimer I’m in the midst of a divorce involving a custody battle for my two little ones.
Meh has been surprisingly helpful at filling in gaps in my homewares as assets are getting divided up (love my Ohana speakers that just arrived and I’ve already put the vacuum cleaner I bought during the mehrathon to much good use). I’m tempted to buy this as a “consolation prize” for the ex if she loses as she always enjoyed her “big hat girlfriend drinking nights.” My only concern is that I’d be jinxing the case. What say you mehcommunity?
@SaintO At least this bundle doesn’t come with a knife.
@SaintO Sound like you two didn’t go on enough dates… maybe you need a cheap date night kit? Better get 2 just in case.
@caffeineguy That comment…
@SaintO Don’t jinx yourself! And don’t get stuff she’d like for your next woman! You want a repeat?!
@emt305 wise words my friend
@SaintO I hope it all goes well for you. (And I don’t mean more kitchen stuff from Meh.)
@sammydog01 much appreciated
You’d sell more if you threw in a kitchen knife.
@jagipson Or any good product.
In for one. It actually hits a lot of my family’s interests.
Which in many ways is very sad.
Y’all really need to look at better liquidations.
If the flamingo straws aren’t included, the deal is off.
On the other hand, last year I tossed a genuine Woot Bag of Crap into the family Christmas white elephant party. This is WAY crappier than than was.
On the gripping hand, I’ve never started my Christmas shopping this early.
@blaineg Loved the Moties books.
@blaineg Damn you! Now I’m gonna buy this craptastic pile for my family reunion auction that we have every year. Of course the contents will remain unknown…
I am not sold. Are you using reverse-marketing psychology or something?
@TechnicGeek Yes.
I mean.
No.
I mean.
This offering is even below al bundy’s idea of a date night…
@fastharry I disagree. I can totally see Al getting down with the big floppy hat & shades on, sitting on the couch with a pineapple mug of candy corn in one hand & the other hand down his pants, as usual.
Request:
Bleh button
So glad I stopped paying for the VMP when it existed. What a fall Meh has taken…
@adamloooong I see you starring your own post. I hope you feel good about yourself.
@hems79 that was actually an accident on my part. But I feel great about myself thanks
hope you enjoy your Labor Day weekend!
@adamloooong
See my first reply.
/giphy Thought you would have caught that.
I didn’t read the posts I know this has be asked before…but…how the f*ck many bags of candy corn did you guys get stuck with???
@smilingjack the operative words are “voluntarily buy” - not “stuck with” (well they are “stuck with” now since we are not voluntarily buying that crap for the most part).
Something wrong with you meh.
I’d get this for the pineapple-shaped mugs alone.
@Barney This is what you meant when you said I should get a new hobby, right?
@skemmis ^^
@sammydog01 That’s pretty. That would look real good in my rock collection.
@Barney @sammydog01 Looks almost like a rose rock. When I lived in OK we had rose rocks there (slightly redder than this but sort of shaped the same).
@Kidsandliz But stickier
@sammydog01 - Rose candy corn? You’re having too much fun with that stuff. Impressive.
I should have been able to guess this one:
atomic-deluded-cracker
@bjvangundy lol
No
Really?
Keep your crap. Just keep it.
(And to see if anyone would actually try to convince their SO to do this date night and report back.)
@dave there’s a thread started where someone is willing.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/i-will-recreate-this-script-in-video-form-if-you-just-send-us-the-item
If I buy one of these, would any of you go out with me on a date?
@ELUNO Are you a boy ELUNO or a girl ELUNO? Awe, who am I kidding, you had me at candy corn.
@therealjrn Wouldn’t she be LAUNA?
@ELUNO but, do you have a non-northern-European beard?
@RiotDemon No beard after those schick blades!
@ELUNO
What’s with all this candy corn
Wow, $3500 in sales already and only 5 hours to go. Will this cover the electric bill? C’mon people, try harder tomorrow.
Children of the candy corn, unite!
So, uh, it melts in your bag and not in your mouth?
How much candy corn do you guys have?
@mdiaz How much do you need?
@medz None. Lamentably.