Selling travel luggage during stay-at-home lock-downs.
Eating belts for Thanksgiving?
Fuel burning heaters on (Save the) Earth Day.
@Evansdoor all heaters use fuel. Only way to get heat. So… Does not track.
Popsockets during a phone shortage.
Condoms in Family Size packages.
@yakkoTDI I think the condoms are to avoid the family size problems. Maybe you’re doing it wrong…
One thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. And the rest of the non-ironic-but-moderately-sucky stuff…
Space heaters in Texas, except on the day of Winter.
Selling hard hats and work boots on Labor Day.
Selling ineffective masks during a virus outbreak.
@tweezak How odd? I saw a daily deal site doing that.
Selling bags of ice made out of hot dog water.
Vaccuum cleaners on Mother’s Day
@rtjhnstn Oven mitts on Mother’s Day.
down parka on July 4th
Challah on Pesach (Passover)
Candy corn when it’s 100 degrees outside