@OldCatLady I tried once to buy toothbrushes from Meh, and they canceled my order.
Then I refused to buy a toothbrush from Meh, and they canceled everyone else’s orders.
Then they reinstated everyone’s orders, before canceling them again, prior to eventually sending them anyway. Or something.
In any case, everyone who did or did not get their order canceled from the other order got a coupon for magical delights that made all of their dreams come true.
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@OldCatLady I tried once to buy toothbrushes from Meh, and they canceled my order.
Then I refused to buy a toothbrush from Meh, and they canceled everyone else’s orders.
Then they reinstated everyone’s orders, before canceling them again, prior to eventually sending them anyway. Or something.
In any case, everyone who did or did not get their order canceled from the other order got a coupon for magical delights that made all of their dreams come true.
I got a rock.
@OldCatLady @shahnm
Meh’s next toothbrush writeup should quote this in its entirety.
@shahnm
Maybe people don’t love toothbrushes. Maybe people just hate dentists.
Or maybe the batteries got lonely. And wanted toothbrushes for company.
/giphy lonesome battery
@f00l Batteries should always be stored with their companions to prevent loneliness.
In the refrigerator.
'Cause you know…
@shahnm
/giphy “better safe than sorry”
I only spend about $8 per year on toothbrushes.
/giphy old fashioned toothbrush
@eonfifty
That giphy would suggest you need to replace them a little more often.
@TheFLP
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As long as they don’t have mold or mildew growing on them they’re ok by me.
@eonfifty @TheFLP Are you sure that’s a tooth brush?
@blaineg @TheFLP Oh jeez. I should have looked at that brush more closely.
/image Seinfeld toilet brush