I don’t want to go to work! Why isn’t this an option?
@toycardriver you always have a choice. But I thinks your bills might have a say in the matter!
Lost the key to the shackles.
@phendrick You don’t keep your lockpicks in the nightstand drawer?
Brain too foggy.
Will too weak.
Breakfast not ready.
KuoH
Why should I get out of bed? What is the purpose of my life? Oh yeah, so my wife can spend money on things that make her happy.
@hchavers hehehe
wife still in there…
Cat snuggled up all cozy and peacefully sleeping.
@Kyeh Incapussitated for the duration.
@werehatrack
Fell asleep on couch, so not possible to get out of bed due to incorrect preconditions.
gestures broadly
Also, morning?
Because I haven’t been to bed yet?? It’s 12:50AM right now so I’ll get there in a bit. May (or may not) update ya later if I remember.
Morning is the worst time of day. I’d much prefer to get out of bed in the afternoon.
@SSteve Yet society frowns on it. Life isn’t fair.
Because Casemates wine didnt include PA and the coffee wont make itself!
I am tired and sore.
We just got back from vacation yesterday and went from the sunny 80s back to the dreary 20s.
Too many trips to the bathroom during the night, plus I had to get up earlier than usual for physical therapy.
It is Monday
@rtjhnstn Monday with intent.
No problem getting up, but couldn’t get to sleep last night. Finally played some Vampire Survivors until I got sleepy.
Hair too heavy Pillow too contoured Floor is lava
The floor went missing during the night.
Goofing off on my phone too distracting.
Mattress too comfortable.
Never got into bed
I don’t want to go to work! Why isn’t this an option?
@toycardriver you always have a choice. But I thinks your bills might have a say in the matter!
Lost the key to the shackles.
@phendrick You don’t keep your lockpicks in the
nightstand drawer?
Brain too foggy.
Will too weak.
Breakfast not ready.
KuoH
Why should I get out of bed? What is the purpose of my life? Oh yeah, so my wife can spend money on things that make her happy.
@hchavers
hehehe 
wife still in there…
Cat snuggled up all cozy and peacefully sleeping.
@Kyeh Incapussitated for the duration.
@werehatrack
Fell asleep on couch, so not possible to get out of bed due to incorrect preconditions.
gestures broadly
Also, morning?
Because I haven’t been to bed yet??
It’s 12:50AM right now so I’ll get there in a bit. May (or may not) update ya later if I remember.
Morning is the worst time of day. I’d much prefer to get out of bed in the afternoon.
@SSteve Yet society frowns on it. Life isn’t fair.
Because Casemates wine didnt include PA and the coffee wont make itself!
I am tired and sore.
We just got back from vacation yesterday and went from the sunny 80s back to the dreary 20s.
Too many trips to the bathroom during the night, plus I had to get up earlier than usual for physical therapy.
It is Monday
@rtjhnstn Monday with intent.
No problem getting up, but couldn’t get to sleep last night. Finally played some Vampire Survivors until I got sleepy.
Hair too heavy
Pillow too contoured
Floor is lava
KuoH
The floor went missing during the night.
Goofing off on my phone too distracting.
Mattress too comfortable.
Never got into bed