@RiotDemon Exactly. The swords were the best. I am going on by the original cartoon and the Nintendo games. And those sweet action figures. They were amazing.
I like Donatello because he’s the only one that doesn’t have some sort of fucked up behavioral issue. Leo is a control freak, Raph is a crybaby and Mike is too much of a party animal.
@RiotDemon Ah Invader Zim. I see the resemblance now…
Yes, there are many Scientifically Murdering of your Childhood videos and they are all weird… And full of animal dicks!
@ELUNO salad fingers was weird. I didn’t find them very funny, from what I remember. Just odd and like a crashing train, just had to keep looking.
Johnny was funny and intelligent even though he was fucked in the head. In the comics, they had Happy Noodle Boy in random side comics… Now he was weird.
/image happy noodle boy
this poll going with the brand name “iFrogz” reminds of the time I went trick or treating as a Ninja Turtle and the old lady at the door thought I was a frog.
also, she gave me a cheap plastic jumping frog toy (you know, the kind you find in dentist office “treasure chests”) instead of candy.
Let’s not forget Venus de Milo, the female Turtle who was I guess supposed to bring in a female audience but rather than just giving her turtle boobs and calling it a day, they then named her after a statue instead of an artist which is the most objectifying thing I can think of.
I only remember her because there was a trivial-pursuit-type game I played with my family in the late 90s and my team got a question wrong because we only named four turtles
Leonardo. You can now lock the thread.
@ELUNO

/giphy turtles Leonardo
@RiotDemon

/giphy painter Leonardo
@ELUNO I vaguely remember Leonardo being my favorite because that was the only action figure I had. I think I liked that he had swords.
I haven’t watched any of the newer turtle movies… So I don’t know if my mind would of changed.
@RiotDemon Exactly. The swords were the best. I am going on by the original cartoon and the Nintendo games. And those sweet action figures. They were amazing.
@ELUNO what? No arcade game?
/youtube turtles in time arcade
@RiotDemon Ah! I had this one in SNES and now on my Xbox. I also downloaded an arcade emulator and replayed the original one.
@RiotDemon That and:
If we were all being honest, Michaelangelo would win in a runaway. I voted for Donatello.
@elimanningface He’s my fav and I’m not ashamed to admit it it!
I like tourdlz. Also, Samurai Jack is coming back in 2017.
Where’s the “I don’t have a favorite” option? Don’t make me choose!!!
@nogoodwithnames according to your user name, you should just click the last option.
@capguncowboy No joke, I had to check what my username was before getting what you were saying…
I like Donatello because he’s the only one that doesn’t have some sort of fucked up behavioral issue. Leo is a control freak, Raph is a crybaby and Mike is too much of a party animal.
@capguncowboy yeah, Donatello is somewhat normal, Michaelangelo is a frat bro, Raphael is an emo, and Leonardo is struggling w/ being the oldest.
@RiotDemon They changed the art style again? And April is still a little girl? I prefer this: (Very NSFW)
@ELUNO it was something one of my favorite artists was asked to do. It was part of a bunch of shorts.
@ELUNO hah, I hadn’t seen that one. I’ve seen the one about Duck Tales. Fucking weird.
@RiotDemon Ah Invader Zim. I see the resemblance now…
Yes, there are many Scientifically Murdering of your Childhood videos and they are all weird… And full of animal dicks!
@ELUNO yeah, he did Invader Zim… But I first liked him because:

/image Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
@RiotDemon Aha! You pretended to be weirded out by Salad Fingers when in fact you clearly love him!
@ELUNO salad fingers was weird. I didn’t find them very funny, from what I remember. Just odd and like a crashing train, just had to keep looking.
Johnny was funny and intelligent even though he was fucked in the head. In the comics, they had Happy Noodle Boy in random side comics… Now he was weird.

/image happy noodle boy
@RiotDemon It seems interesting. I’ll have to look it up.
@ELUNO it’s definitely not for everyone.
this poll going with the brand name “iFrogz” reminds of the time I went trick or treating as a Ninja Turtle and the old lady at the door thought I was a frog.
also, she gave me a cheap plastic jumping frog toy (you know, the kind you find in dentist office “treasure chests”) instead of candy.
@PenguinOnTheRox disappointment to the max
My little brother had nicknames for himself, me, my mom, my aunt and my older sibling. I was Leonardo, so the choice was clear.
Donatello because in the original NES video game, his bo staff was the most effective weapon because of its long reach.
@DrWorm And now I’m remembering how hard that game was… The NES port of the Arcade Game was so much better.
Don, and especially Raph, because he gets no respect but he still manages to kick ass with a lame weapon.
I just found out a couple of months ago that they do not, in fact, fight crime with weaponized pizza.
Remember folks, Donatello wears purple.
Also he’s the science geek.
#VoteDonatello
Let’s not forget Venus de Milo, the female Turtle who was I guess supposed to bring in a female audience but rather than just giving her turtle boobs and calling it a day, they then named her after a statue instead of an artist which is the most objectifying thing I can think of.
I only remember her because there was a trivial-pursuit-type game I played with my family in the late 90s and my team got a question wrong because we only named four turtles
All of the original B&W turtles from the original comics before they became kids toys and cartoons.