Uni, equipped with a stabbing weapon of sufficient length to penetrate vital organs or blood vessels. A well-placed stab would cause a quick bleed-out of the opponent.
I can’t see them fighting, I think they just cuddle up together at night and wait to see what adventure (your kid’s name here) will take them on tomorrow.
Not to gender stereotype but… Little girls might have a slumber party. Little boys would have wars. My unicorn stabbed your dinosaur. Spear beats teeth based on range/momentum/charge
@unksol Please, gender stereotype away. I get more and more sick of the fear of things being demonized for being inherently masculine or feminine. There’s nothing wrong with it and don’t be ashamed of it.
@xobzoo While I’m not generally afraid of dogs, I do occasionally encounter potentially dangerous ones - unlike (non-existent) unicorns or (extinct) dinosaurs.
So there’s that…
@sicc574 somewhere. On the internet there is an image of possible results of trying to genetic engineer a unicorn. Or maybe it was a john Oliver thing. It was not pretty.
@sicc574@unksol Genetic engineering is slow. Surgery is fast. Both goats and cattle have been surgically modded to make unicorns. In goats, the usual method has been to transplant (and rotate) one of the horn buds so that it points up from the middle of the front of the skull. With a bull calf, a vet once took both buds, trimmed them into halves, and implanted them in the desired spot to form a single central horn. (This may have been done multiple times in fact, but that specific one is well documented.) The resulting unicorn bull apparently realized just what he had, and used his armament appropriately. Nothing was mentioned concerning whether he was converted to consumable beef shortly thereafter.
I mean, the three toes isn’t totally outlandish, and he could have lost an arm in a unicorn fight, but what’s with the empty eye socket leading to a hole right thru his brain case?
Someone’s going to need to explain these to me.
When I think of Dino, I think of Flintstones. Uni was the bleating goat of Dungeons & Dragons. I can only imagine how fearsome Puppers is. (I bet they’re no Muttley, or even Scrappy.)
Dino!!
Uni, equipped with a stabbing weapon of sufficient length to penetrate vital organs or blood vessels. A well-placed stab would cause a quick bleed-out of the opponent.
@awk This one has a pretty stubby little horn, though.
@awk @Kyeh It’s not the size of the horn, it’s how you use it that counts!
@awk @ircon96
@awk STABBY STAB STAB!!
@awk This is the only correct answer.
Unicorn! Purple for the win!
See, they are already telling us which one will be the enforcement master.
But they all look so innocent.
Unicorns obviously, you all underestimate how many of us always pick the last choice in these polls.
That Dino neck is a weak point for sure. Unicorn stabs all the way.
Feel like Pupper is the most stable.
I can’t see them fighting, I think they just cuddle up together at night and wait to see what adventure (your kid’s name here) will take them on tomorrow.
But yeah, stabby unicorn …
@stolicat I mean. Maybe.
Not to gender stereotype but… Little girls might have a slumber party. Little boys would have wars. My unicorn stabbed your dinosaur. Spear beats teeth based on range/momentum/charge
@unksol Please, gender stereotype away. I get more and more sick of the fear of things being demonized for being inherently masculine or feminine. There’s nothing wrong with it and don’t be ashamed of it.
@unksol @zinimusprime AMEN AMEN
@catthegreat @zinimusprime I mean little girls can be/are violent strategists too. I did say might have a slumber party.
@catthegreat @unksol Yeah, but it’ll be way cuter and likely more vicious.
@catthegreat @unksol @zinimusprime One of my cute little nieces was the most violent of the tribe. Her tickle attacks were merciless, even painful.
She’s grown up to be a 6’ 4" (last I checked) college volleyball player.
@blaineg she should be careful. I hear it can result in double knee replacement.
Nah I’m sure she’s way tougher than that guy
I’m pretty sure a lot of Europeans would be willing to testify that uni can destroy almost anything. So that’s what I’d place my bets on.
(or maybe I’m projecting my own soul-crushing school experiences on others?)
@xobzoo While I’m not generally afraid of dogs, I do occasionally encounter potentially dangerous ones - unlike (non-existent) unicorns or (extinct) dinosaurs.
So there’s that…
@macromeh @xobzoo Cassowaries aren’t extinct.
@macromeh Weren’t you the
one who had a dragon on your property?
@Kyeh True - not on my property, but within easy walking distance.
But I did live to tell the tale, so…
I pick the narwhal/horse cross breeding experiment. Although I think it would look much different if we actually tried to put the two together.
@sicc574 somewhere. On the internet there is an image of possible results of trying to genetic engineer a unicorn. Or maybe it was a john Oliver thing. It was not pretty.
@sicc574 @unksol Genetic engineering is slow. Surgery is fast. Both goats and cattle have been surgically modded to make unicorns. In goats, the usual method has been to transplant (and rotate) one of the horn buds so that it points up from the middle of the front of the skull. With a bull calf, a vet once took both buds, trimmed them into halves, and implanted them in the desired spot to form a single central horn. (This may have been done multiple times in fact, but that specific one is well documented.) The resulting unicorn bull apparently realized just what he had, and used his armament appropriately. Nothing was mentioned concerning whether he was converted to consumable beef shortly thereafter.
@sicc574 @werehatrack I mean. Surely there would have been a unicorn burger if he had.
150 ton hydraulic press.
@werehatrack Second choice, a barrel full of surplus C4.
@blaineg Beware of a smiling Finn with a fuse sticking out of his pocket.
/image Dino Flintstones
@bocoroth I’d have sworn Dino was closer to a bluish purple.
@werehatrack You aren’t confusing Dino with @barney, are you?
@Barney @xobzoo No. And I checked. In the classic toons, he’s not that pink.
The one with the most plastic to be melted and mixed into a napalm situation can probably cause the most harm to others.
/showme Deadly Dino
@Chronicle Hmm, bot can’t get dino arms/hands right, either.
I mean, the three toes isn’t totally outlandish, and he could have lost an arm in a unicorn fight, but what’s with the empty eye socket leading to a hole right thru his brain case?
Sorry, this was supposed to be a reply to @Chronicle’s “Deadly Dino” bot image.
I honestly would want dino to win but unicorn would stab the shit out of them so unicorn wins
Uni has a horn he can use as a weapon.
Godzilla.
@blaineg HD re-creation.
@blaineg
Someone’s going to need to explain these to me.
When I think of Dino, I think of Flintstones. Uni was the bleating goat of Dungeons & Dragons. I can only imagine how fearsome Puppers is. (I bet they’re no Muttley, or even Scrappy.)