@mehbee I already have a bunch of duplicates and expect to get a lot more- want some? It’s not like I can just dump them at Goodwill like all the other crap I have. They are special.
@somf69 I collected a ton of them over the years, including large ones and keychains, and the sock puppet monkey. Mostly went out as Christmas gifts. But I never saw the white one in @medz picture.
@speediedelivery Don’t need it. I’m keeping my 9-10 remaining ‘new’ monkeys and a bottle of anti-monkey-butt powder in a box under the bed until whichever niece or nephew first has a child coming of age to appreciate, then once again becoming the monkey-uncle and mini-deluging them with monkeys at Christmas again. Should be a hoot!
@PlacidPenguin LOL. That belongs in a horror movie coming from the trees on a dark night in the jungle with a full moon with sticks on the ground that are snapping as if someone was walking on them.
/image good news, everyone
Good news, @sammydog01. I found a banana cape monkey (battery pull tab intact) and a giant monkey with black cape. (dead battery) You get these included free of charge! Box is already taped up, so you get them whether you want them or not.
@f00l
/giphyYou’re a flying monkey!
just kidding, friend
I used the paypal shipping thing bogie told me about. I picked the slow boat method (USPS Parcel Select) in order to maximize profits. If I did a priority flat-rate, it would have required the large box and I’d have little money to show for my monkey sacrifice.
@medz Monkeys! So many monkeys! And bonus stuff too! Thanks especially for the meh face shirt that I will wear every day because it’s a size small and it’s too big!
All or nothing?
@PlacidPenguin Shipping costs would work out best that way.
Did you have a dollar amount in mind?
@sammydog01 not really. $20 or highest bidder?
@medz I would pay $20 if the shipping is under ten or so additional.
@sammydog01 Cool. So $25 total is good?
@medz Sold! Unless you get a higher bid. I’m sammydog001 at gmail.
@sammydog01 Yay! I’ll email you shortly.
@medz @sammydog01 I would be really sad I missed this but they’re going to a good home!
@mehbee I’m doing some house cleaning and I have some I’d be willing to send you – maybe half the number that medz has? Just pay the postage.
Some scream: others have dead batteries. No glow in the dark monkey.
They really need a good home.
@Barney
After you do that, I’d be willing to send you maybe a fraction of what you sent out (I only have 3, though I’m getting a 4th one on Friday).
@PlacidPenguin Nope, nope, nope. You’ve done so much for me already. And one of these days I’m going to figure out a way to repay you.
@Barney
You could start by letting me send you 3 monkeys.
@PlacidPenguin Silly!
@mehbee I already have a bunch of duplicates and expect to get a lot more- want some? It’s not like I can just dump them at Goodwill like all the other crap I have. They are special.
@mehbee I bow to @sammydog01, she probably has a better variety than I do.
@Barney Yeah, keep me in mind!
@sammydog01 That’s right they need to be…cuddled…right? Let me know when you know which ones you want to get a new home for.
@mehbee I will post photos of the survivors, I mean the duplicates, and you can choose.
/giphy monkey battle royale
Nice collection! I hope they go to someone who loves them… or at least tortures their pets and/or children with them.
@Thumperchick I take very good good care of my monkeys. I need them for experiments, uh, I mean I cuddle them every night.
@sammydog01 is that how you make homemade Chunky Monkey ice cream?
These are sold now.
@medz I marked the title sold.
@Thumperchick thanks, you’re amazing
I don’t recall the white one. Was that an earlier monkey?
I have a large collection I’m getting ready to sell which includes two of the GIANT size flying monkeys and the glow in the dark ones too.
@somf69 oh yeah… I used to have a giant one…
@somf69 does it still glow in the dark?
@somf69 I started collecting monkeys after the giant ones. My first money purchase was the mini key-chain ones.
@somf69 I collected a ton of them over the years, including large ones and keychains, and the sock puppet monkey. Mostly went out as Christmas gifts. But I never saw the white one in @medz picture.
@duodec The white is glow in the dark. I might have an extra.
@speediedelivery Don’t need it. I’m keeping my 9-10 remaining ‘new’ monkeys and a bottle of anti-monkey-butt powder in a box under the bed until whichever niece or nephew first has a child coming of age to appreciate, then once again becoming the monkey-uncle and mini-deluging them with monkeys at Christmas again. Should be a hoot!
@Thumperchick Yes- and it’s super creepy.
I know these are sold, but are these the slingshot screaming monkeys? If so, I can’t get that sound out of my head.
@Aznatural1 YESSSS! Except some have dead batteries.
@Aznatural1
Indeed. I hope the postal service enjoys handling the box!
@medz
You should put a sticker on the box cautioning that it shouldn’t be dropped.
(1/8 kidding, 3/4 serious, and 1/8 unsure.)
@Aznatural1 A sound file needs uploaded for those of us who have never heard a screaming woot monkey.
@Kidsandliz
https://instaud.io/YIh
(Credit to @medz)
@PlacidPenguin LOL. That belongs in a horror movie coming from the trees on a dark night in the jungle with a full moon with sticks on the ground that are snapping as if someone was walking on them.
@Kidsandliz
As long as this (CAUTION - NOT SAFE FOR HUMANITY) isn’t in the movie.
@medz in unison…oh the possibilities…if only there were more…more screaming slingshot woot monkeys…bhahahahaha
@PlacidPenguin lol
How much? Sure hope you didn’t sell them yet.
@thismyusername
They were sold for $25.
@thismyusername
/giphy mine all mine
@sammydog01 Uh, is that the guy from Saw that cuts his own foot off?
/giphy giphy you crazy
/image good news, everyone
Good news, @sammydog01. I found a banana cape monkey (battery pull tab intact) and a giant monkey with black cape. (dead battery) You get these included free of charge! Box is already taped up, so you get them whether you want them or not.
@medz @giohy @sammydog01 @ruouttaurmind
/giphy dancing monkeys
Ugh.
Shoulda been @giphy
@PlacidPenguin giphy, giohy, goffy, a giphy by any other name is still a screwup.
@ruouttaurmind
/giphy screwup
@medz YESSSS!
/giphy giant screaming monkey
So y’all are all sending each other flying screaming monkeys.
How much does it cost for each of you to put your own little self into a box and ship your screaming flying self out?
Do y’all splurge for Express Mail or Priority Mail, or do y’all tend to travel by the “slow boat to China” method?
/giphy "person in box"
@f00l
/giphyYou’re a flying monkey!
just kidding, friend
I used the paypal shipping thing bogie told me about. I picked the slow boat method (USPS Parcel Select) in order to maximize profits. If I did a priority flat-rate, it would have required the large box and I’d have little money to show for my monkey sacrifice.
@medz
Is PayPal shipping the same service PayPal offers to EBay sellers? I’ve used that. Hope the interface has improved from 5 years ago.
@f00l
Still wondering if you sold these yet, very very interested let me know!
@thismyusername you just missed them. Sorry, pal.
@sammydog01 Check your porch, chum.
@medz Monkeys! So many monkeys! And bonus stuff too! Thanks especially for the meh face shirt that I will wear every day because it’s a size small and it’s too big!
@sammydog01 had I known you were dainty, I would have thrown in other small shirts I’ve acquired.
@medz I wish I could be described as “dainty”.