I want one too. Because they sent the notice by damned email and prob announced it on the damned site and I was busy that summer w family stuff and everyone knows I ignore email and I missed it.
If they had sent it to me with dark chocolates, I would have noticed and participated.
@f00l I missed the original kickstarter but slid in on the consolation round because someone posted a heads up on woot. I got some meh shirts with the “k” and an excellent fukuboro.
@mfladd
Wife and I discussed it. I would accept $1,000.00 USD, but no less. Final offer. Along with the K on the account, you would also see my purchase history (wow!) and you would get credit for anything I ever posted. (dat’s a lot o’ content!) I think you can still change the username…used to be able to do that, anyway. Think about it.
@mfladd You may be able to buy a shirt (I just happen to have 4 of them in my possession), but it doesn’t mean a thing. You will NEVER have a K in front of your name. Bwahahaha.
@f00l you forgot loose cannon with words on your clinical dx. I believe in the vernacular they call that diarrhea mouth (just as for @carl669 and a few others it would be potty mouth) LOL
@Barney
The question is: can this account be had in exchange for @mfladd’s sanity? I already bid that much, and unlike @mfladd, I can deliver on this bid.
@baqui63 I don’t even have that. I have a shitty black VMP shirt that makes me look like Darth Vader and attracts lint in a way that makes people call me Dyson.
@baqui63 what is this intentional tagging of me, the meh before the meh. speaking of, i’m not sure where that shirt is. i think i put a small hole in mine whilst crossing a rope bridge.
@f00l 2nd song is an acoustic version of Closer by The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey.
Ya, I don’t have notifications on. I shall look.
You must have a thing for Halsey because she did that song Ghost you liked before.
I’ll sell you the ‘k’ from ‘knight’
It’s not being used anyways.
@PlacidPenguin
p.s. No one is allowed to out bid me - just say’n.
I want one too. Because they sent the notice by damned email and prob announced it on the damned site and I was busy that summer w family stuff and everyone knows I ignore email and I missed it.
If they had sent it to me with dark chocolates, I would have noticed and participated.
Those fuckers owe me.
PS @mfladd:
Love you, but mee first!
@f00l Get to the back of the line, bitch!
@f00l I missed the original kickstarter but slid in on the consolation round because someone posted a heads up on woot. I got some meh shirts with the “k” and an excellent fukuboro.
@mfladd
You really wanna come out and play? You really wanna make this a contest, Mr Valentine Grump?
If so, I might have an interesting day after all! Fun!
Fuck! I couldn’t even get the title right "wants"
Goddamnit @ELUNO - I blame you!
@mfladd I can’t sell you a K, but I can fix your title.
@Thumperchick Okay, thanks
@Thumperchick
Can I get a “K”. Or an “Eeyore”? Or something?
@Thumperchick Can I get an upside down goat for my badge? I’d really like an upside down goat. Holding up a K with its hooves.
Thanks.
I’m on the same boat so I’ll outbid @mfladd.
@DrunkCat
@mfladd
Hi.
@f00l
@mfladd
Hi.
@f00l
@mfladd
Hi.
@f00l
@mfladd
Hi. I’m so friendly.
@f00l
@mfladd
We’re all so happy now!
@f00l
@mfladd
Hi. Happy!!
@f00l
Hahahaha suckers
@Ignorant
@mfladd
Oliver!
/image “Oliver Twist”
Actually in all seriousness I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one who feels hoodwinked by the whole kickstarter thing.
You can have my account for $10,000.00 USD.
@medz
@mfladd
@medz
@medz Did you put your pinky to the corner of your ooth as you typed that?
@mehbee That did come to mind!
@mfladd
Wife and I discussed it. I would accept $1,000.00 USD, but no less. Final offer. Along with the K on the account, you would also see my purchase history (wow!) and you would get credit for anything I ever posted. (dat’s a lot o’ content!) I think you can still change the username…used to be able to do that, anyway. Think about it.
/image evil pinky
@medz That’s dumb. I want the K on my account.
@DrunkCat It could become “your” account. If the price is right.
I’ll contribute a dollar to @mfladd’s cause so that he can outbid anyone who competes with him. All he has to do is match their bid.
@jbartus
@snapster
@mfladd
I bid @mfladd’s sanity in exchange for one Kickstarter “K” attached to my uid to be bestowed in perpetuity, freely, from the Meh Deities.
Promise I’m good for the sanity portion of the deal.
@mfladd? Your bid!
Oh. Hi, @mfladd!!!
Be happy!!!
That K is stupid and not nearly as decorative as my special V. Screw you all.
@sammydog01
V is $5 a month and if you let it go, soon you won’t be able to get it back
For the K, you just had to have a single attack of early-onset stupidity one time a few years ago, plus a single small fee.
@f00l
@sammydog01 Tell’em!!!
@sammydog01 K’s can be V’s, but since K > V you only see the K. I guess it’s hierarchical. Long live K.
@heartny To heck with the K’s and V’s. I love purple.
@Barney I knew you would
@heartny You damn “K”.
@mfladd You may be able to buy a shirt (I just happen to have 4 of them in my possession), but it doesn’t mean a thing. You will NEVER have a K in front of your name. Bwahahaha.
The same goes for you too, you dumbass, @f00l.
@Barney
Hi @Barney-the-lilac-smartass!
☠️
(I won’t keep extending your uid much longer unless you really really want me too. I like purple too much to keep annoying you!)
@f00l Flattery will get you nowhere.
@Barney
How bout insanity?
@Barney
@f00l Haha. That just might work.
@mfladd You rang?
@Barney
Now as you well know, my clinical label is “an ass of very little brain”,
Which, as a phrase and literary ref, has its moments.
Please use that phrase. Show a little respect.
/giphy eeyore
@mfladd
Hi!!! Happy yet? I’ll help!!
@f00l @Barney
/giphy slightly amused
@f00l you forgot loose cannon with words on your clinical dx. I believe in the vernacular they call that diarrhea mouth (just as for @carl669 and a few others it would be potty mouth) LOL
@Kidsandliz Ha for @carl669 it would probably be Port a potty mouth!
@mehbee Well @carl669 does port it everywhere across threads LOL
@Kidsandliz Yep, and its a little more…aromatic for lack of a better word than a normal potty mouth. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
@Kidsandliz
Let’s keep the clinical terminology within its proper realm and context, close to the Hundred Acre Wood, please.
(PS: Clinicians are fun. They think I’m fun too. Fun!).
"an ass of very little brain"
Let me see how much we owe on the house. I know it’s less than $275K…
I just happen to know a K account that is no longer in use. Hmmm…
@Barney
The question is: can this account be had in exchange for @mfladd’s sanity? I already bid that much, and unlike @mfladd, I can deliver on this bid.
@mfladd? You’re up!
@f00l We are all insane here.
@Barney
/image purple insanity
I’ll pay $1.
@RiotDemon
That might be more than @mfladd’s sanity is worth. Hmmmm.
i’d sell my ‘K’ but then I’d just be arl.
@carl669
Excuse me, but I happen to know that your name has a ‘q’.
@PlacidPenguin but the ‘q’ is silent so i just don’t write it.
@carl669
lol.
I too missed out on the kickstarter, due to severe procrastination coupled with stupidity and a case of “oh, fuck! THAT was yesterday?!!”
Thanks to @meh, I already have a K shirt.
@baqui63 I don’t even have that. I have a shitty black VMP shirt that makes me look like Darth Vader and attracts lint in a way that makes people call me Dyson.
@mfladd I have the black VMP shirt also.
Both of my cats have white fur with dark tabby patches and thus most of my clothing has white cat hair on it, especially black pants.
@baqui63 what is this intentional tagging of me, the meh before the meh. speaking of, i’m not sure where that shirt is. i think i put a small hole in mine whilst crossing a rope bridge.
@baqui63 Glad I’m not the only one…although mine is dog hair.
Do what I did, and add your own K. It’s freeeee!
@KDemo She is definitely a K.
@mlfladd! You’re still happy happy right? No grumps?
Would you please take very good care of your sanity until this is settled? When it’s actually in your possession, I mean?
I’ll do my part to see it stays in really good shape during my … uh … various *possessions".
<wink>
I wouldn’t want it to decline in value until the bidding is complete. You want it to stay all nice and shiny too, don’t you?
Yes! Happy @mfladd!
@f00l
@mfladd
Hi!
“K” = Kool. I wanna be a Kool Kid
@mfladd
You get a 5 min sanity break because you posted good music.
@mfladd K’s Suck! They always will.
@KsSuck I thought you were saying Kansas suck(s) and I wanted to say that I agree with you 100%.
@Barney
Is that why you’re still there? Caught in the infinite Kansas suckage vortex?
@f00l Yep, so sad.
@f00l @barney I thought that vortex transports you to OZ’s yellow brick road landing pad- must be broken if people are stuck in it.
@Kidsandliz
A tornado is an exit vortex.
Regular Kansas is a suckage vortex.
Do I have that right, purple @Barney?
@f00l “sanity” is a relative term.
@f00l @Kidsandliz Kansas is a sucking suckage vortex. It sucks the life right out of you.
@mfladd
I made a thread partly for you.
If you don’t go find it and do something about it, I’ll forget all about your soul, just as if it never existed.
And I’ll have to start making you happy again.
Your call.
@mfladd
Duh.
BINGO!
I make a nice clinical exhibition of that, don’t I?
Now go add to my thread, or for you it’s “happy time”!
Oh boy! Can’t wait!
@f00l
@Barney
“Life outta you” not allowed in your case.
☂️☮️✝️☪️☸️✡️☯️☦️♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️⚛️
Quick! Breathe the purple!
@mfladd
Ok. Be that way.
@mfladd
All right.
I give you formal permission to be a human being with human feelings for a while.
It would be better if you don’t decide to openly challenge me for possession of your sanity.
Do that, and we’ll see.
Nice music btw. Esp the 2nd song in the 2017 thread. Who is that, please?
PS I expanded about Salisbury in the Chesapeake Bay thread. I think you never went back and read it. If you wanna know why your hearing sux now …
@f00l 2nd song is an acoustic version of Closer by The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey.
Ya, I don’t have notifications on. I shall look.
You must have a thing for Halsey because she did that song Ghost you liked before.
@mfladd
I guess I do have a thing,now that I might remember the name.
I’ll sell you this one for…
For you, @mfladd … from someone else who is K-less…
@mikibell “Special” K? Is that like some socially acceptable euphemism for something?
@ruouttaurmind ummmmm I think it is a euphemism, but is it socially accepted?? I am not sure!
@ruouttaurmind I think it was a drug name at one point (possibly for ketamine?), but that picture is definitely the cereal logo.
Try saying that quickly.
one of our family here sent me their K shirt, free.
yea, free.
Here’s a K for ya! On the house.
And because I’m feeling gregarious, here’s “young” K as a chaser.
/giphy que?