@baqui63 I want one so bad, but I am so afraid that it won't work and then my dreams will be shattered . As long as I don't buy one, the dream is still alive that I won't have to vacuum someday in the future.
@jharm73@meh has both a roomba and a neato. I'm still waiting for her to give them each knives (or better yet dremels if not circular saws) and see which botvac comes out the winner.
@TaRDy you reminded me of a joke: "I don't have a girlfriend, but there is a woman staying at my place that would be very mad if she heard me say that."
When I had a house my daughter's room did not need vacuumed. Everything she owned was on the floor and the dust, cat hair, etc. didn't have a chance to even find the rug. No need for a vac in that room.
@KDemo Great fun if you have a long hall of wood or tile floors and can get a running start. ( pledge makes the slide even better ) If you don't have these some old socks will do.
I have a bad back so I can do one room a day. If I'm having a lot of people over and the whole house needs vacuumed and mopped at once, I pay a grandchild. I have one grandson that's really, really good. Wipes the baseboards and vacuums the silverware drawers. Of course, I pay well.
What I like to do, is let the dog hair start to catch itself. Then it gains sentience, it forms little colonies and conspires to catch the dirt for me!
My Neato (Purchased from Meh) Does all the work for me every day while I'm at work. Sometimes she gets lazy and takes a nap (Gets stuck) under my coffee table. Otherwise I come home to a freshly vacuumed house every weekday. I give her the weekends off because I'm a kind employer (And she makes to much god damned noise while I'm trying to watch my shows!)
Me and my roombas...
@baqui63 seriously. How is "my robot" not an option?
@nickiwhite Agreed. I was surprised by that utter lack of foresight by the meh pollsters.
@baqui63 I want one so bad, but I am so afraid that it won't work and then my dreams will be shattered . As long as I don't buy one, the dream is still alive that I won't have to vacuum someday in the future.
@mick I just got a Neato from Woot! OMG its the best.
@mick Your logic is sound. not very fulfilling, but sound.
@jharm73 @meh has both a roomba and a neato. I'm still waiting for her to give them each knives (or better yet dremels if not circular saws) and see which botvac comes out the winner.
@baqui63 I can't give them knives, they are both integral parts to my clean floors.
@meh what about the saws?
Your mom
My robot! And then also the house cleaner.
Alfred takes care of it when Alice has the day off.
My Roomba! Every day it sets out to clean the floor, and every day my phone charger attempts to stop it
@cspwal An endless conflict for the ages.
My roommate, aka my girlfriend.
@TaRDy you reminded me of a joke: "I don't have a girlfriend, but there is a woman staying at my place that would be very mad if she heard me say that."
You're supposed to vacuum your floors?
Well, not my cats.
@PocketBrain Or my dog. I typically have to empty the vacuum cleaner's dust bin twice just to finish the family room.
@narfcake you mean they don't lick everything up ?
When I had a house my daughter's room did not need vacuumed. Everything she owned was on the floor and the dust, cat hair, etc. didn't have a chance to even find the rug. No need for a vac in that room.
My new neato botvac 85 :) Thanks meh.
BTW... all you who got the VMP special on the botvac 65 I am jealous. The VMP special on the botvac 85 was.... just free shipping (sniff).
@KDemo Great fun if you have a long hall of wood or tile floors and can get a running start. ( pledge makes the slide even better ) If you don't have these some old socks will do.
@ceagee Ow! Ow! Splinter!!
I have a bad back so I can do one room a day. If I'm having a lot of people over and the whole house needs vacuumed and mopped at once, I pay a grandchild. I have one grandson that's really, really good. Wipes the baseboards and vacuums the silverware drawers. Of course, I pay well.
@pooflady can you send him to my house?
@pooflady yeah, how much does this kid charge?
@pooflady This is why you have kids. You can't get them to clean but you can talk their kids into it.
uh, Roomba.
What I like to do, is let the dog hair start to catch itself. Then it gains sentience, it forms little colonies and conspires to catch the dirt for me!
my robot NEATO thank you very much :)
A little spray of wood wax and a quick swiffer...
Done!
(For everything else, ShopVac.)
Me and my spouse are pretty much 50-50 on this one
More a broomer-upper myself.
You. You, Meh. You vacuum my floors. And you're not doing a good job of it.
My Neato (Purchased from Meh) Does all the work for me every day while I'm at work. Sometimes she gets lazy and takes a nap (Gets stuck) under my coffee table. Otherwise I come home to a freshly vacuumed house every weekday. I give her the weekends off because I'm a kind employer (And she makes to much god damned noise while I'm trying to watch my shows!)
Because of the large number that chose "You", I'm guessing that most of the people that shop on MEH are either single or happy homemakers.
I think all but Roomate(s) have cleaned the floors in my current house. Perhaps not my parents either.
My Neto Botvac
That I won for my Haiku?
Cleans my floors daily.
Neato vacuums my floors! Thanks Meh!!!
A cute blonde. I think she was an English Major.