Where are my shirts?!?!
56I ordered them over 20 hours ago and they still haven't arrived. I yelled at you out both my front and back doors twice but your customer support never got back to me. My neighbors responded to my yelling but you haven't. What kind of service is that? Amazon uses drones and delivers in 20 minutes! I've been on my roof signaling with a lighter all day and have seen no meh drones anywhere. But nowhere on your site does it say anything about NOT using delivery drones. I think you left that out on purpose to trick me into ordering your stuff. I'm an urban farmer but I watch lawyer dramas on TV so I know my rights. Placate me NOW!
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@ hallmike Thank God you aren't a real doctor, but just play one on tv, otherwise we might have to take you seriously ;)
@mikibell Seriously, never take me seriously unless I specifically ask you to.
@hallmike I dunno.. you have a "K" next to your name.. isn't that a badge of honor?? I am a lowly VMP, before it was popular to be a VMP!
@mikibell Not sure how much of an "honor" it is to give a magillionaire money.
@hallmike: Trying to get a leg up on February goathood? Good luck ... :p
In the interim, blame @joelmw.
(I have to admit the the two times I opted for next-day from shirt.woot, they delivered, but that was in the AA days. Fastest non-express shipping goes to early TeeTurtle, though - 2 days from STL to LA.)
@narfcake No, no goathood goals for me. Way too early to campaign anyway, with all the short term memory loss around here. But at the rate we are burning through goats, I think everyone who wants it will get their chance. Kinda like choosing an employee of the month at a company with 11 employees.
@narfcake I so want a drone. Seriously, I keep mentioning it to my bosses; we have legit uses (mostly oblique aerial photo capture). Anyway, if meh'd hook me up (and fly me to your approximate location), I would totally drone that shit in for ya. @JonT @snapster, hook a brotha up. It's win-win-win as far as I can see.
@joelmw If they droned you in so you could drone my shirts in, I would tip you a dollar.
@hallmike
Hmm, mine were hand delivered by a certain executive mehmber around 3 pm. Cheer up sucker!
@hallmike Wow, that's strange you haven't gotten your shirts yet. @snapster showed up on my doorstep this morning, around 9:00a.m. He had with him a bolt of cloth, scissors, and a sewing machine. He custom fit my shirt, sewed it up, made breakfast for hubby & I, (thankfully no breakfast octopi) threw in a load of laundry, and walked the dogs before he left.
@bluedog All for 5 bucks. I am impressed.
@bluedog Now THAT'S a deal!
@bluedog He was at your house? Then who was it delivered mine? He offered us octopus for breakfast, but we'd already eaten.
@lisaviolet He must have some sort of teleporter or something. Like Santa in the Audi commercials.
@bluedog nods
Meh uses those really cool tube thingys like banks use to get your hard earned millions to their really cool bank tellers, so they can hoard all your cold cash.
But anyway, they use those to get your shirts to you, and they take a few minutes longer than drones, because it's like 42 bazillion miles and they aren't equipped to go more than a few feet, meaning they have to have little people in the tubes to help the cool little thingies along. It will be there, when it gets there and you will appreciate it even more knowing this.
@theco2 - I wondered what the Oompa Loompas were up to these days.
@theco2 When I was like 8 I had this awesome business idea to put those same bank tubes in the sky attached to every house everywhere. Man, I was going to be a bagillionaire...
@luvche21 Looks like you better act on this, because Meh is trying to take credit for the idea.
@theco2 ...or Elon Musk. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/19/hyperloop-10-years_n_6357430.html
@theco2 And if they became bagillionaires from MY idea, I'd be pretty mad. But then I'd have a bank tube connected to my house, so that would be pretty cool.
@luvche21 If I had a bank tube connected to my house, I would be sending things to people every day. Like things that say, "forward this to your friends and Bill Gates will send you a bazillion dollars" and even some pictures of my dinner. I would also send people things saying, "Luvche was the real inventor of the Banktubz!"
@theco2 Great, we don't even have the tube construction completed yet and we already got a spammer! ;)
@hallmike Do you want some V1agra? Do you need br3ast enhancement?
@hallmike And that can be credited to @joelmw.
@lisaviolet @hallmike
@lisaviolet @hallmike But take my word for it: SPAM is better than rat.
@joelmw Ran out of ketchup?
I couldn't even get on the freaking site to order my shirt
@dfunk29 Why not? were your hands broken or did your head explode from too much nighttime fun?
Amazing.
@hallmike But, dude, seriously, you don't want to rush these things. It may be a while.
What started it all....
Thank you for submitting your issue through the forum instead of using the actual Customer Support email address. Clearly, you possess the superior intelligence to understand that the "normal" customer service channel is just for show, and all issues submitted via that method enter a space/time vortex that causes them to appear in the center of a blue giant star 187,000 light-years away 12 billion years ago. Rest assured, your complaint has been met with all of the hand-wringing and corporate angst that it deserves. For a moment there, we actually thought our customer service manager was going to burst into tears, until we realized she was scrinching her face in response to the toxic aftermath of our cheap Mexican lunch. Rest assured that your order will be shipped just as soon as we get around to it. Once again, thank you for contacting customer support and remember -- expecting a thing is much more fun that actually having it.
It's not like meh customer service is as bad as that of the Sirius cybernetics corporation.