I hope this isn't one of those trick candles. You know, the kind you blow out and then then it unfolds into a waxy Decepticon and start destroying everything around it until the Autobots show up and they battle, destroying even more of everything around them until the Heart of Gold suddenly appears and its Infinite Improbablity Drive turns them all into malfunctioning toasters and 1960's-era rotary telephones. Man, I hate when that happens.
I wish Meh would post my tracking numbers before my packages arrive.
That I get to blow out another candle next year.
I hope this isn't one of those trick candles. You know, the kind you blow out and then then it unfolds into a waxy Decepticon and start destroying everything around it until the Autobots show up and they battle, destroying even more of everything around them until the Heart of Gold suddenly appears and its Infinite Improbablity Drive turns them all into malfunctioning toasters and 1960's-era rotary telephones. Man, I hate when that happens.
I wish that we're counting up, not counting down.
I wish that someone else would clean the litterboxes.