@phendrick But if you feel, like, shit… then you might be walking through the sewer.
If so, keep your eyes open for the ninja turtles. They should be able to help you out.
@ircon96@xobzoo I thought turtles were hatched, not born. Or are you talking about the actors or the whole concept? (But I guess the plots could be hatched.)
@phendrick@xobzoo Good point, just the concept. I’m not up on my Turtle lore, but i assume they hatched in NYC. We have plenty of turtles around here, but I’ve never seen any of the ninja variety, nor do we have a lot of trucks carrying radioactive slime… that i know of.
The cause is usually not enough hydration. Strangely lack of hydration never happens when I spend a hot Summer afternoon riding bicycle for a few hours. It always happens on the weekend day that I spend being a couch potato.
Waking up every day in an apocalypse I spent my youth being trained to believe I could solve, and then discovered, as an adult, I couldn’t, because rich people don’t wanna.
@brainmist You’d either be hunted by the others, be part of the problem, or solve it only to be trampled by another problem you weren’t funded to solve.
All of the above. I say with candor (and a modicum of sheepish regret), that I’m not actually joking…
@shahnm 100% my first thought.
@shahnm all of the above, and some habits i might enjoy just a little too much.
I’m still alive.
@xobzoo Mood.
@xobzoo Yup
@xobzoo
All of the above except the alcohol. I don’t drink.
@kjady Same here. Unfortunately, 3 out of 4 still adds up to more-than-sufficient shittiness.
YES.
All of the above, except the booze, most of the time that is because someone has pissed me off, so I have got quite angered .
If I feel like shit, then obviously the problem is either diarrhea or constipation. Duh.
@phendrick But if you feel, like, shit… then you might be walking through the sewer.
If so, keep your eyes open for the ninja turtles. They should be able to help you out.
@phendrick @xobzoo Wouldn’t that be, if you feel like shitting?
On a side note, i just found out this week that the Ninja Turtles were born about an hour east of where i live… Small world!
@ircon96 @phendrick @xobzoo Is that an hour through the sewer, or by road?
@macromeh @phendrick @xobzoo
Touché! Definitely by “road”… We don’t have sewers where i live! That’s for those elite city folk. 
@ircon96 @xobzoo I thought turtles were hatched, not born. Or are you talking about the actors or the whole concept? (But I guess the plots could be hatched.)
@phendrick @xobzoo Good point, just the concept. I’m not up on my Turtle lore, but i assume they hatched in NYC. We have plenty of turtles around here, but I’ve never seen any of the ninja variety, nor do we have a lot of trucks carrying radioactive slime… that i know of.
@phendrick Check your whispers if you haven’t
@capnjb Which thread? Last I saw was several days ago.
Haven’t had a notice in my mailbox since then.
They are not referenced in the user “profile” so are hard to find, unless revisiting an older thread and happening on one.
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ahh, found it, from Thursday. Was in my email from then, but didn’t notice it (I get LOTS of daily mail)
…answering there… [feel like $#!+ poll question thread]
@capnjb rather, sharper image digital scale sales thread…
The problem is that I feel like shit!
The cause is usually not enough hydration. Strangely lack of hydration never happens when I spend a hot Summer afternoon riding bicycle for a few hours. It always happens on the weekend day that I spend being a couch potato.
If I feel like shit, a lot of the time it’s because I need to shit.
Which probably means I’m not eating well / not taking very good care of myself.
@LaserEyes As we get older, many of us really start to understand why Freud focused so much on the anus.
Waking up every day in an apocalypse I spent my youth being trained to believe I could solve, and then discovered, as an adult, I couldn’t, because rich people don’t wanna.
Maybe it would hit differently if I were rich?
@brainmist You’d either be hunted by the others, be part of the problem, or solve it only to be trampled by another problem you weren’t funded to solve.
I woke up again.
I tend to be chronically dehydrated
Other people.
Apropos the season, here’s some advice I’ve been trying hard to follow.
When did this old thing happen?
Meh, for not selling badger statues.
@OnionSoup Honey badger!! That used to be my spirit animal when i had a tiny bit of energy.
Now it’s more like this guy:
“Everyone else”