what's your (un)official Meh. score?
7i’ve entered a few examples and creasted a formula where i’m the winner!
- enter your values, if you care to and see how you do
- go make up OMS2, OMS3, OMS4 calculations where you win
/giphy we all like to win
/youtube we all like to win
not a rick roll, promise: Official Meh Score (OMS)
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Based upon your spreadsheet, my OMS is 34,051,622.
And I now (thanks to the educational aspects of Meh polls) feel strongly about putting batteries in the refrigerator. That should add another few digits to the right of the decimal point.
The meh clicks doesn’t match up to anything I have.
@RiotDemon It kind of matches. He put a 1 instead of a 7.
@ELUNO I’m assuming it’s an automatic thing that populates when you click on it.
@RiotDemon I don’t think it is. He just loves us that much.
@ELUNO I guess you’re right, I re-read the initial post.
Well shucks. Only 655,195. I have to work harder.
My OMS is 6,925,350. I work too hard.
4,347,208
/image less than average?
@looseneck Yeah. My OMS isn’t great, but my OMS2 looks much better.
@Cythwulf That answers my question: were we shooting for a high or low score? Since you’re the winner, low score it is!
@looseneck it is meh you shpuld shoot for the middle score
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Hooray! You love me enough to include me in your example!
/giphy loved
I knew voting in polls was lame!
@ELUNO Everybody knows that. Even 8ball.
It is certain
/8ball Right, 8ball?
/image not official
@medz
/image Done
Counter-point: one’s meh score should not be reflected by how much they buy (you should all be buying everything every day) but the content of their posts.
I propose: Likes received ÷ (comments + replies + (topics x 2))
My score is 5.54503002.
@Moose
2.485604037
:’(
@ELUNO If it makes you feel any better, mediocrebot is only 1.50315503.
I also just realized that by multiplying “new topics”, it actually punishes creating new topics, so that should probably change…
@Moose only 3.0969. I have way too many topics at 92.
@Moose i propose a penalty for likes given to ones self
@Moose that’ll take a little work, Meh.be tonight…
/youtube maybe tonight
/giphy maybe tonight
/8ball maybe tonight?
Without a doubt
/image maybe tonight
@RiotDemon That’s what I was going to suggest
@Moose 3.05
so close to pi
/giphy pi
@Moose so get the powers that be to add that to our profiles once you figure out how not to punish people for starting new topics.
@Moose hmmm, i musta done something wrong, after checking i get 0.66 for you
@Yoda_Daenerys how do you edit the document? I can’t edit my meh clicks.
I guess I’ll just continue to be last.
or maybe 
@RiotDemon i think you should have edit rights as soon as you get to it. click on the number and type over it.
@Yoda_Daenerys I guess I can’t do it on a phone. No go.
@Yoda_Daenerys That’s because you plugged in @Moose’s likes given instead of received. Still getting a lower number than @Moose posted, but it’s pretty darn close.
I like my Moose score better than my OMS.
@RiotDemon i updated your numbers
@theflp good catch
/giphy i updated your numbers
/youtube good catch
/image i updated your numbers, good catch
@Yoda_Daenerys guess it didn’t save because I’m still a loser.
56,365,362
I guess that’s good? Or sad?
/giphy both
I have no idea what I did, but my score is 4,126,298. Huzzah.
@lordbowen ummm, you did it exactly right, congratz!
/youtube and now the winner
/giphy is plus or minus best
/8ball am i a winner?
Yes definitely
OMS #37, MooseRank #4. I’ll take it!
Loser
i wonder how many of the folks in this thread are still hanging around?
rollcall: @f00l @djslack @lordbowen @oppodude @riotdemon @theflp @kidsandliz @moose @eluno @narfcake @medz @cerridwyn @CaptAmehrican @looseneck @shahnm @mehnyblooms @callow @mehnyblooms @cythwolf @DJ_Purchache @narfcake
if i missed tagging you, well, i guess you’ll never know
/youtube self fulfilling prophecy
@Yoda_Daenerys Apparently my OMS1 is: 56,365,362 and my Score Rank is 2? Is that good? Is that bad? Are my IRKs getting shittier than higher I rank up? So many questions - not enough coffee.
@oppodude if i could remember the premise of the spreadsheet, i would be the winner.
since i cannot remember, and i was the author of the game, i guess i am still the winner.
it took me a while to find out which account that spreadsheet was on
@Yoda_Daenerys I’m still here!
@Yoda_Daenerys Well I think #2 is good. Or bad. Or neutral. I mean, if I were a conspiratorial person, I would think the game was rigged.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Yoda_Daenerys Still here, somewhat less constant than before, but still checking in… And I’m currently unable to crank my vibrational frequency to the correct level to be able to process what the heck this spreadsheet is. It looks like I understood it some years ago, though
So looking at this again, I must say I concur. You’re still the winner as far as I can understand, mostly because you said so and I’ll have to take your word for it!
@Yoda_Daenerys still here. Looked at the spreadsheet. I’d have to actually unlock my profile to fill it out. Too lazy to do so.
@Yoda_Daenerys
Yo
Spam for you
/giphy spam
@Yoda_Daenerys TBH, it annoys me that I had to take time away from chilling my precious batteries for this roll call. I’ve always been here…
Heeeer’s Johhhhhny!
@Yoda_Daenerys My head hurts just looking at it. I find it hard to believe I understood any of that crap five years ago, never mind now. Then again, I find it hard to believe anything that happened earlier than last week.
Do I know you people? Look like a bunch of weirdos to me.
This was absolutely the wrong thing to read just before going to sleep. But I shall (mebbe) return.