I like these thing LED flashlights from Dollar-ish Tree that you can stick on your refrigerator. They don’t last long, but they are useful until they die. Hmm, maybe it would be better to store them inside the frig to keep the batteries fresh?
@heartny My S.O. gave me one of those over the weekend; I looked at the package, saw “non-replaceable coin cell” and said “Challenge accepted!” Now I just have to use it enough to run the first one flat. Yes, yes, I know, the whole thing is flat to begin with…
Napalm
@dannokun I do not recommend the “handheld” part. Same for thermite.
@dannokun @rockblossom The bomb-release pickle was hand-held on some of the delivery vehicles…
@lonocat Exactly! They don’t produce any heat!
@lonocat @panafonics Firefly jar and jellyfish tank don’t, either!
Nokia N-Gage
@The_Tim Side talking FTW!!
Your personality.
Fire! Been around for a long time. As on the end of a stick.
Lightsaber.
tritium
/giphy Torch
Tank of jellyfish
@edguyver14
Not all jellies fluoresce …
Oil lamp.
Flamethrower!!
/giphy flamethrower
@IndifferentDude So not cool, but cool.
I like these thing LED flashlights from Dollar-ish Tree that you can stick on your refrigerator. They don’t last long, but they are useful until they die. Hmm, maybe it would be better to store them inside the frig to keep the batteries fresh?
https://www.dollartree.com/thin-led-flashlights/279103
@heartny
/giphy ding ding ding
@heartny My S.O. gave me one of those over the weekend; I looked at the package, saw “non-replaceable coin cell” and said “Challenge accepted!” Now I just have to use it enough to run the first one flat. Yes, yes, I know, the whole thing is flat to begin with…
Maybe some sort of artificial hand that would glow brightly if my thoughts told it to…
Quantum well
Grandma’s kerosene lantern but trimming the wick and cleaning the globe of soot takes sooo much time
Lightsaber.
@jcbeckman
Flare.
@PocketBrain
/giphy flare gun
Magic Elven shortsword of Gondolin. Need some orcs around to make it glow, tho.
Two pounds of white phosphorus on the end of a long heat-proof rod.
Liquid oxygen. It will find some fuel.