Some of these answers are instrumentals. It seems some people didn’t understand the question. Or they just stopped reading after “What’s the best sitcom theme song”
@curtise it doesn’t. I’m an idiot and didn’t read the entire question before answering it. I thought it said something about the song being stuck in your head. Clearly I was wrong. Me and multitasking is a bad idea.
This is the intro theme. You didn’t even need to watch the episodes, because they were all about hopping into the old car and taking it out for a spin while it told him he was doing everything wrong. Just make up your own jokes.
@rockblossom It is to my eternal shame and regret that some portion of my brain cells appear to be dedicated to remembering the lyrics of that show’s theme song. It somehow worked its way in there as a child and stuck.
@macromeh It aired around the same time I was learning about Sigmund Freud and reading Greek tragedies. I have some scenes running in my brain that left me mentally screaming: “Stop that! That’s your MOM!”
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
@scekk
I each the fresh prince every Saturday night. I know I’m pretty lame
@scekk This is the correct answer. My wife and I just finished re-watching the whole show, start to finish.
Not sure how I feel about the upcoming gritty reboot.
@scekk @The_Tim wasn’t aware of this reboot. Just watched the trailer Where are the funnies???
Green Acres comes to mind.
@Rueki and the redundant Petticoat Junction
@Rueki For posterity’s sake, here’s the actual intro for Green Acres.
Mr. Ed
No one can talk to a horse of course.
@walarney
I have talked to lots of animals, but getting them to talk back is another story altogether.
Seinfeld…it’s nothing
Some of these answers are instrumentals. It seems some people didn’t understand the question. Or they just stopped reading after “What’s the best sitcom theme song”
@DrWorm You assume people read past “What’s the best”?
The Adams Family. Snap snap
/youtube The Jetsons theme
@mike808
Oh man I wanted to watch the jetsons
The Monkees
/youtube the monkees theme
Friends
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
H.R. Pufnstuff
/youtube H R Pufnstuff theme
The Jeffersons
The Nanny

/giphy Nanny Fran fine
@Euniceandrich swoon
@Euniceandrich @tweezak… that voice tho…
@Euniceandrich @haydesigner What?! You think I like her face? Eew!
Flintstones
Black Gold. Texas Tea.
Cheers
The Golden Girls. Classic.
Powerpuff girls!
Diff’rent Strokes
Laverne & Shirley
Any of the TV themes that @matthew has performed with lyrics would have my vote!

@curtise Was MacGyver a sitcom?
@DonBirren I always thought it was pretty funny!

The whistling of the Andy Griffith show. I bird-sit for a friend and she chirps along to that song when she hears it.
@cengland0 how does that remind viewers of the plot of the show

@curtise it doesn’t. I’m an idiot and didn’t read the entire question before answering it. I thought it said something about the song being stuck in your head. Clearly I was wrong. Me and multitasking is a bad idea.
If you’ve never heard the lyrics to the theme song of The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, it qualifies.
Mason Williams sings the Smothers Brothers theme.
@werehatrack
except for the sitcom part…
Dexter
@tweezak Definitely NOT a sitcom.
The Facts of Life
This is the intro theme. You didn’t even need to watch the episodes, because they were all about hopping into the old car and taking it out for a spin while it told him he was doing everything wrong. Just make up your own jokes.
@rockblossom It is to my eternal shame and regret that some portion of my brain cells appear to be dedicated to remembering the lyrics of that show’s theme song. It somehow worked its way in there as a child and stuck.
@macromeh It aired around the same time I was learning about Sigmund Freud and reading Greek tragedies. I have some scenes running in my brain that left me mentally screaming: “Stop that! That’s your MOM!”
The Munsters
The Patty Duke Show.
Fresh prince or friends
The Office.
The answer is simple.
Fresh Prince of Bellaire
All other answers are incorrect.