Photographer.
Teleportation.
Tooth polishing.
Being able to spit watermelon seeds into a glass 30 feet away.
Yodeling. Nothing attracts beautiful women like being a great yodeler.
@eeterrific yeah I didn’t nearly make proper use of my Swiss roots.
@eeterrific A great yodeler in lederhosen can’t be beat, except, perhaps, by a Japanese chicken yodeler in lederhosen.
@rockblossom who says multi-culturalism is bad…?
@eeterrific @rockblossom I’m crying fowl. That was clearly cultural eggpropriation. And I think he was beak-syncing, too!
I’d be the clumsy single woman. Oh wait, yup already me!
Gingerbread house construction
I would be the grumpy old person
@fairchild521 I’ve tried it, doesn’t work.
@eeterrific @fairchild521 Almost anyone can succeed in being a grumpy old person. I practice daily.
However this does not guarantee you a role in the forthcoming Christmas movie.
Paper airplane test pilot
Grammar cop and cat wrangler.
Does sarcasm count? (Well, does it?)
@oppodude totally. Most useful talent ever.
/giphy Headbanger
My secret talent is to be a shield in a sh_t fight
Can fix the water heater with a pocket keychain and duct tape.
I can juggle a bit.
Being the Moon-faced Assassin of Joy
I would be a character from Alabama with the unique talent of my kids not being their own cousins.
Amazing dancer. NOT.
Are we talking about a romantic porn? I have some talent.
Making mashed potatoes…with my feet
Amazing listener, peering into the heart of the speaker, with just the right words of approval, acceptance, empathy, and encouragement at just the right time.
Photographer.
Teleportation.
Tooth polishing.
Being able to spit watermelon seeds into a glass 30 feet away.
Yodeling. Nothing attracts beautiful women like being a great yodeler.
@eeterrific yeah I didn’t nearly make proper use of my Swiss roots.
@eeterrific A great yodeler in lederhosen can’t be beat, except, perhaps, by a Japanese chicken yodeler in lederhosen.
@rockblossom who says multi-culturalism is bad…?
@eeterrific @rockblossom I’m crying fowl. That was clearly cultural eggpropriation. And I think he was beak-syncing, too!
I’d be the clumsy single woman. Oh wait, yup already me!
Gingerbread house construction
I would be the grumpy old person
@fairchild521 I’ve tried it, doesn’t work.
@eeterrific @fairchild521 Almost anyone can succeed in being a grumpy old person. I practice daily.
However this does not guarantee you a role in the forthcoming Christmas movie.
Paper airplane test pilot
Grammar cop and cat wrangler.
Does sarcasm count? (Well, does it?)
@oppodude totally. Most useful talent ever.
/giphy Headbanger
My secret talent is to be a shield in a sh_t fight
Can fix the water heater with a pocket keychain and duct tape.
I can juggle a bit.
Being the Moon-faced Assassin of Joy
I would be a character from Alabama with the unique talent of my kids not being their own cousins.
Amazing dancer. NOT.
Are we talking about a romantic porn? I have some talent.
Making mashed potatoes…with my feet
Amazing listener, peering into the heart of the speaker, with just the right words of approval, acceptance, empathy, and encouragement at just the right time.