What would you use today's product for?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 12:00am ET

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yakkoTDI said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 12:00am ET:

HANS device in a Halloween costume.

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Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 12:02am ET:

A boomerang?

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- @Kidsandliz These don’t look like they have much boom in them.
  
  yakkoTDI said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 12:11am ET
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- @Kidsandliz That’s what I was thinking.
  
  Lynnerizer said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 1:21am ET
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chienfou said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 12:11am ET:

Horseshoes?

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- @chienfou Oop, You took my line. (So you know it was good.)
  
  phendrick said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 12:16am ET
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- @chienfou Nail em on the wall to hold your good luck
  
  dahobbs9 said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 9:56am ET
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unifreck said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 12:24am ET:

Playing Horseshoes on the beach.

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heartny said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 12:39am ET:

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  Yikes! It’s already too easy for people to use their phone in the bathroom…
  
  chienfou said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 1:15am ET
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- @chienfou @heartny At least it doesn’t have a camera!
  
  pmarin said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 2:55pm ET
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  nor a built-in bidet!
  
  chienfou said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 5:38pm ET
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hchavers said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 12:49am ET:

I said chores, but I don’t do any. I fool you!

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sjk3 said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 6:27am ET:

Um, watching tv as intended? I can hear the tv without annoying everyone around me.

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- @sjk3 My upstairs neighbor needs one for that.
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 8:10am ET
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- @Kidsandliz @sjk3 Buy him one?
  
  blaineg said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 8:32am ET
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- @sjk3 My tv doesn’t seem to have an aux out. I’m kinda bummed.
  
  sammydog01 said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 4:43pm ET
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blaineg said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 8:32am ET:

Kosh play.

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dahobbs9 said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 9:55am ET:

Would love to know what the Bass sounds like on these or if they sound like screeching tin cans hanging around your neck.. No mention of a Screech return policy anywherz

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viviandh said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 1:07pm ET:

ATTRACTING THE OPPOSITE SEX.

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- @viviandh Super hawt!
  
  zinimusprime said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 2:31pm ET
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- @viviandh
  
  blaineg said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 2:35pm ET
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- @blaineg @viviandh
  
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  pmarin said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 3:09pm ET
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- @viviandh Might have better luck attracting the opposite’s ex.
  
  werehatrack said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 4:13pm ET
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zinimusprime said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 2:33pm ET:

I selected “being that guy on the bus” just because I liked that answer. But my real answer is that I would use them while I have to do chores when I’m with my kids. That way I’m still available to them and not a loser dad!

/giphy win-win

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  /giphy not a loser
  
  pmarin said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 3:37pm ET
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baqui63 said Thu, Jul 28th 2022 at 11:51pm ET:

I think I got these from meh already a while back. Or maybe it was something kinda similiar… Regardless, I yused the things like three times and then toossed them behind I monitor so they couldnt’ get in the way

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