What would today's Meh Face be named if he joined KISS?

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It seems to me that today’s Meh Face would fit right in to the band KISS. I mean you have The Demon, The Starchild, The Catman, & The Space Ace…but what would you name this new character?
KISS Meh
I think I’m going with…The soMEHhow Kid
What say you?