What Will It Be Tomorrow?

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So, I had an idea to write a Meh parody to the first part of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire". Why? I don't know. After all these years I still can't explain why stuff like this pops into my head and demands to be written. :-)

You can hear the original song at .

Batteries and thermal mugs, air filters, touchscreen gloves
Bluetooth keyboards, ice cream makers, weather radios
Vacuum bottles, juice extractors, televisions, Ninja blenders
Turkey roaster, helicopters, fukubukuros

Power banks, ear buds, doggie toys, copper mugs
Golf balls and microscopes, multi-pack food storage bowls
Headphone splitters, hand wipes, lots of different flashlights
Dyson/Roomba/Neato vacuums, IP cameras, headphones

What will it be tomorrow?
When you get to eye it
Will you have to buy it?
What will it be tomorrow?
Just be sure to take note
You can blame the scapegoat

Surge protectors, barware sets, but you ain't seen nothin' yet
For five dollars special offers for VMPs
Flood lights, pocket knives, coffee makers, flash drives
Please check out these phone accessories
Tool sets, light box, never-ending speaker docks
Fans and luggage, monitors, laptop cases, cutting boards
Speakers, kitchen scales, sent by cheapest snail mail
Blow-up beds, showerheads, South Korea big sales

What will it be tomorrow?
When you get to eye it
Will you have to buy it?
What will it be tomorrow?
Just be sure to take note
You can blame the scapegoat