I perpetually fail to see the draw of beans steeped in hot water. Ick. If you have to add that much cream, sugar, chocolate, caramel, pumpkin spice, whipped cream, etc to it to make it enjoyable, it’s really not enjoyable.
Then spend tons of time and money on tooth whitening creams, pastes, and treatments to battle the stains on your teeth caused from the beverage. Pass!
I was tempted to have one of the answers be “What was our best coffee poll?” but then it would’ve gotten all the votes.
@dave But “What was our best coffee poll?” isn’t a coffee poll, it’s a coffee poll poll. Totally different thing.
@dave Shame, now you have to wait for some sort of Coffee-Poll-Allstars to try that.
/youtube java jive
French Press. Yes - No - Huh?
I don’t like coffee blak
@ragingredd You need to try an Americano. A well made Americano might change your mind.
@ragingredd I always drink mine blak…
Of all the choices you missed including this one?
“Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee? From the hills of Columbia?”
@Dave:
I need Meh to send me Mediocre coffee every morning. First thing.
/giphy Anti-coffee
@haydesigner
Impressive gif.
@thismyusername That’s right pretty!
Do you take your coffee like you take your men/women/other?
@steveml Yes – either expensive or from my friend’s machine.
A real drip and demanding sugar.
@steveml Hot, sweet, wet, and black?
@steveml shot out a civet’s ass ala Kopi Luwak?
@steveml Yep - cold and bitter.
/giphy coffee poll
The best one was the one that included tea. Today’s write-up says the problem is that coffee isn’t portable. Coffee isn’t even potable!
I perpetually fail to see the draw of beans steeped in hot water. Ick. If you have to add that much cream, sugar, chocolate, caramel, pumpkin spice, whipped cream, etc to it to make it enjoyable, it’s really not enjoyable.
Then spend tons of time and money on tooth whitening creams, pastes, and treatments to battle the stains on your teeth caused from the beverage. Pass!
@katbyter are you describing tofu?
@katbyter I drink coffee black and enjoy it that way.
I eat other kinds of beans steeped in hot water, as well:
/image lentil soup
/image bean soup
/image hot chocolate
But you enjoy your alfalfa sprouts and algae extract!
That’s not a poll… that’s a coffee interview.
I haven’t had enough coffee yet to read all these poll choices.
Did they actually ask all these ridiculous questions before?
Does drinking coffee make you poop?
I see coffee mugs on Amazon that say it does, just thought it might be a legit question.
@emt305 Sometimes it can. The morning is a strange time.
@emt305 add some Chicory…
@emt305 yep
@emt305 It seems to work well for the civets…Kopi Luwak