what the fuck meh??

carl669 posted a pic said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 6:32pm ET

i ordered the ant attractor (edible arrangements box) yesterday. and it shipped today??

what the ever living fuck!??! this is not the mediocrity i was promised. thanks for shattering my fucking world. i’ll never order from you again if this kind of rapid order fulfillment continues.

good day to you meh! good. fucking. day!

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f00l said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 6:40pm ET:

Well fuck.

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ELUNO said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 7:56pm ET:

Why the fuck would they want you to have more time to eat disgusting yogurt pretzels?

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therealjrn said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 8:12pm ET:

That is just Nucking Futz.

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duodec said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 8:36pm ET:

The longer they keep them the more the warehouse will smell. This is self serving on Meh’s part.

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mike808 said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 9:08pm ET:

Why would anyone want to wait any longer than they have to before they can get busy attracting ants?

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mfladd said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 9:28pm ET:

Past Goats are eligible for expedited shipping. You didn’t get the email?

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- @mfladd ROTFLMAO - perhaps in an alternative universe?
  
  Kidsandliz said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 11:52pm ET
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lichme said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 10:36pm ET:

Probably drop shipped

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- @lichme I came here to say this exact same fucking thing. And, to add to the fuck count. Fuck.
  
  Pavlov said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 10:53pm ET
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- @lichme @Pavlov Fucking drop fucking shipped you fucking say?
  
  therealjrn said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 11:04pm ET
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- @lichme stop dropping my ships, meh!
  
  medz said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 9:49am ET
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- @lichme liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich!!!
  
  carl669 said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 10:09am ET
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- @carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl (ps fuck)
  
  lichme said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 1:36pm ET
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bleedmichigan said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 11:26pm ET:

If I remember they said it was close to its expiration date but not yet expired. They probably had to rush these out to keep that promise based on how crappy FedEx is with delivery times. Based on my shipping from TX to MD fedex says 8 days and it shipped out today. That’s just horribly slow and mediocre.

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- @bleedmichigan
  
  mediocre
  
  Yay!
  
  therealjrn said Tue, Feb 27th 2018 at 11:57pm ET
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afullbeard said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 12:06am ET:

Greater atrocities have occurred, but they are few in number.

I’ll ship out thoughts tomorrow; prayers will arrive separately.

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shahnm said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 12:11am ET:

Please limit enthusiasm to a modest and appropriate meh level in your posts. This thread is veering dangerously into Woot! levels of emotion. I don’t even know where I am anymore…

/giphy meh mellow

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- @shahnm makes me sad that this person’s eye makeup is done better than mine is!!!
  
  mikibell said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 10:15am ET
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PocketBrain said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 6:48am ET:

Don’t worry, it ships smartpost so it won’t get to you any time soon.

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ThomasF said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 10:33am ET:

*Ants Not Included

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- @ThomasF
  
  When will Meh sell ants?
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 10:38am ET
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- @PlacidPenguin We haven’t even sold parents yet and here you’re already looking for extended family? Get outta here.
  
  ThomasF said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 10:48am ET
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- @ThomasF
  
  Sell me a map with directions.
  
  And then sell me a guide on how to read the map.
  
  Oh, and of course I’ll need a ruler to measure distances.
  
  And a calculator to calculate distances.
  
  Oh, and something to throw at you for your not just giving easy directions.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 10:53am ET
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- @PlacidPenguin That’s just wasteful. Throw the calculator.
  
  ThomasF said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 11:05am ET
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- @ThomasF
  
  I’ll see what I can do.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 11:26am ET
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- @PlacidPenguin @ThomasF Meh could sell these.
  
  rtjhnstn said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 3:53pm ET
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- @rtjhnstn bet those are awesome until someone tries to stomp on them!
  
  mikibell said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 9:19pm ET
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rtjhnstn said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 12:39pm ET:

My venerable-drab-mosquito is scheduled for Friday, unless the weather interferes.

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somf69 said Wed, Feb 28th 2018 at 11:10pm ET:

/giphy Ant Farm

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RogerWilco said Thu, Mar 1st 2018 at 12:18am ET:

FUCK.
(I didn’t even order this)

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Felton10 said Thu, Mar 1st 2018 at 11:58pm ET:

I order 2 for my adult children. Hopefully they will disown me.

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