A plastic banana with a set of measurement scales on it; a literal “banana for scale” which could also be a frequent feature in item photos, if Meh actually does them in-house.
@ircon96 Inflatable Irk would be pretty on point. Or maybe an inflatable brown cube (box) that says IRK on it, in this case for Inflatable Regret Kit. Heh
@sillyheathen It would be perfect if the undies had “Meh” printed, Calvin Klein-style, around a pre-distressed waistband that’s frayed & lost all its elasticity.
@heartny when I got my first real paycheck, I bought one of these calendars from ThinkGeek. Kept it on my cubicle wall nearly 10 years. Just flipped the monthly portion up and displayed it as a demotivational poster. Flipped to a different page every once in a while, depending on my mood. Love that calendar.
Flamethrower
@zhicks1987 YES!!!
@werehatrack @zhicks1987 That would come in handy for IRKs that really piss you off!
@werehatrack @zhicks1987 That would probably help with the ants in my cactus.
@werehatrack @yakkoTDI @zhicks1987 or the houses werehatrack wants to burn down.
I want more travel coffee mugs.
@iluvmingos I want 24oz Coffee Mugs. I love my Meh vacuum stainless mug but it’s just too small.
@dtown240 @iluvmingos A 24oz Tervis/Meh crossover would be awe some.
Shoehorn (the kind with teeth)…
@shahnm and a meh logo of course! (or tmbg)?
@shahnm C’mon, you know there’s no such thing!
@macromeh That’s why I want it!
A plastic banana with a set of measurement scales on it; a literal “banana for scale” which could also be a frequent feature in item photos, if Meh actually does them in-house.
@werehatrack that is an AWESOME idea!
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
Inflatables! I’d say wolves but that’s a pipe dream.
@PooltoyWolf An inflatable Irk would be cute – then maybe you could make him a little wolf costume. That would be adorable!
@ircon96 Inflatable Irk would be pretty on point. Or maybe an inflatable brown cube (box) that says IRK on it, in this case for Inflatable Regret Kit. Heh
@PooltoyWolf True – and bonus if they made it look dented, scraped, torn up & covered with way too much tape!
@ircon96 Add your own patches?
@ircon96 @PooltoyWolf multiple colors of duct tape, plus several patches of alien tape.
@ircon96 @werehatrack Yes. Perfect.
I want to be an expert bra fitter. I would like to buy that. Thanks.
@Num1Zero Apply at your nearest M&S, but be prepared to prove that you have two X chromosomes.
@Num1Zero Underwear in general. All the meh! gear has been outer wear. Start a clothing brand!
Meh margarita glasses
Octopai
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@mediocrebot It’s fun to fuck with Mediocrebot.
@shahnm What the heck happened there?!
@heartny @shahnm You should have gone with 8 tries! #itwasrightthere
/showme eight octopuses
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@heartny @ircon96 Kinda hard to stop once you get started…
@heartny
/giphy mayhem
@heartny @shahnm I think you broke the bot. Oh well, that’s okay, they say he was an asshole anyway.
@heartny @ircon96 @shahnm The bot has been drunk for the past few days.
@heartny @shahnm @yakkoTDI So, apparently not a happy (or functional) drunk, eh?
@heartny @ircon96 @shahnm @yakkoTDI
/showme mediocrebot waking up with a hangover after a mehrathon party
T-Bills
@phendrick Smalls members of Buffalo’s football team?
Undergarments
@sillyheathen It would be perfect if the undies had “Meh” printed, Calvin Klein-style, around a pre-distressed waistband that’s frayed & lost all its elasticity.
@ircon96 @sillyheathen Well, they’d probably be cheap enough to break down and fray on their own with a few wears.
@Kyeh @sillyheathen
So true!
/image tighty whiteys
@haydesigner diapers held up with duct tape?
Cellphone cases
Bags of Candy Corn, or Speaker Docks. Oh, I got it. Meh on Fidget Spinners. Nothing says Meh like sitting around fidgeting.
Wall calendars, like these:
https://despair.com/products/2025-demotivators-wall-calendar
@heartny when I got my first real paycheck, I bought one of these calendars from ThinkGeek. Kept it on my cubicle wall nearly 10 years. Just flipped the monthly portion up and displayed it as a demotivational poster. Flipped to a different page every once in a while, depending on my mood. Love that calendar.
Neck gaiters or even scarfs
@mkseato09 I wish it was cold enough to think that’s a good idea. So sick of Summer heat!
Pop Sockets.
@ircon96 Not this again…
@shahnm
Sweatshirts
@Kyeh
But the meh printing should be on the back
Miniaturize the IRK stuffie and turn him into a keychain to compete with Labubus. Lamehmehs
@heartny You have the best ideas!
@Kyeh I see that the company that made IRK also makes keychains, so this is a possibility
@heartny @Kyeh I’m not claiming the other two are perfect, but Donkey’s face looks a little … umm … horrific.
@heartny @xobzoo True. Shrek’s the only one who looks okay.
Hot pockets.
Embroidery patch. We’d be able to meh-morize anything.
Adult toy. BDSM? Please don’t put them in IRKS though!
Trashcans…
Diapers.
Printed on the inside.
Ultra-sonic cleaner. Thanks, I’ve been looking for the suggestion box for awhile.
@bee1doll for teeth? Or what would it be cleaning?
@kittykat9180 for older razors.
Condoms (for men with low self esteem…)
@chienfou Or for men who like to under represent.
@yakkoTDI
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They are as common as Bigfoot…
Athletic Socks
EV
@kittykat9180
I’d consider that…
@chienfou @kittykat9180
@chienfou @narfcake ChatGPT stole the design.
@narfcake
Maybe here someday…
Catshirt.
@narfcake
Have one at home. We are on vacay or I’d post a pic.
I still think we need mehm & mehms
Meh money. Oh wait. Those are called coupons. So sell $10 coupons for $5. You wouldn’t even need to mail them as they could be electronic.
Zip up hoodies again. The one I bought is too big.
Two things A. A comfortable support thing that covers boobs, comfortable required. B. Ratcheting offset screwdrivers.
@zebazga Ratcheting offset screwdrivers with a near-zero back-drag, by preference.
Fleshlights for when it’s dark
@Rebelfixed Yours only work when it’s light?
@dmischke99 it glows in the dark so there’s always light technically
MEH needs to be on my drink coasters.
I’d sport a meh ball cap