Serial killer starter pack. Wires for strangling. Breathalyzer to make sure your victim is drunk enough not to fight back well. Shower curtain to wrap up the body. Caffeine gum for while you stake out victims. AKA The Dexter pack.
Meh’s Get Drunk, Strangle Somebody With A USB Cable, Wrap the Body With a Shower Curtain, Then Chew Gum To Reduce the Alcohol Smell On Your Breath So The Police Don’t Suspect Anything Friday Night Fun Times Bundle!
/giphy fun times
(Even at 50% off they didn’t sell. Even when the seller offered to throw them in for free with whatever you bought they still ended up on the curb on garbage day.)
The Bottom of the Barrel … No , Wait, We Can Go Deeper, Bundle! (One of these days the bundle of the day will be so big, there won’t be room on the internet to post it!!)
White Elephant Party Starter Pack: because this looks pretty much like what I throw together from my attic when I need something for a white elephant party.
OR
Third Tier Staff Christmas Gifts
It’s the “you finally moved out of your parents house starter bundle” perfect for late nights of partying, printing and for those after late party night showers. Heck if your desperate one curtain for the shower and one as a table cloth so that that special someone thinks your classy.
Print your own tropical postcard pack. You supply the camera, printer and alcohol. We got the backdrop, printer cable, extra cables to hang the backdrop, caffeine gum for some reason, and breathalyzers to help guarantee that you’re drunk enough for this.
IRK
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Chew Caffeinated Gum So You Can Stay Up Drinking Until You Pass Out In The Shower Bundle.
Serial killer starter pack. Wires for strangling. Breathalyzer to make sure your victim is drunk enough not to fight back well. Shower curtain to wrap up the body. Caffeine gum for while you stake out victims. AKA The Dexter pack.
@evilstan60 I knew there was a reason I needed this bundle.
Meh’s Get Drunk, Strangle Somebody With A USB Cable, Wrap the Body With a Shower Curtain, Then Chew Gum To Reduce the Alcohol Smell On Your Breath So The Police Don’t Suspect Anything Friday Night Fun Times Bundle!
/giphy fun times
Heh, @evilstan60 had the same idea.
@awk at least I’m not the only one looking like a psycho.
/giphy psychopaths
@awk @evilstan60 You guys must be a blast at a party! But… maybe I won’t go to that party.
@mehcuda67 home alone on the night of the big party? No one around to hear your screams? Good call.
No bag FUKU
How bout the shit we still had laying around bundle!
The Instant Regret Bundle?
The End of Day Yard Sale Bundle.
Heard It in the Alley Bundle
The “Staying Awake Through Printing an Apology Letter for Coming Up with a Terrible Bundle During Friday’s Happy Hour Blackout” bundle.
The Garage and Estate Sale Last Day 6pm Bundle.
(Even at 50% off they didn’t sell. Even when the seller offered to throw them in for free with whatever you bought they still ended up on the curb on garbage day.)
(Just saw @lordbowen’s comment above. Touché.)
Landfill Starter Kit
@Lighter - This one actually made me laugh out loud.
The Bottom of the Barrel … No , Wait, We Can Go Deeper, Bundle! (One of these days the bundle of the day will be so big, there won’t be room on the internet to post it!!)
The Guy In Acquisitions Is Still On Vacation Crap-Pack
White Elephant Party Starter Pack: because this looks pretty much like what I throw together from my attic when I need something for a white elephant party.
OR
Third Tier Staff Christmas Gifts
It’s the “you finally moved out of your parents house starter bundle” perfect for late nights of partying, printing and for those after late party night showers. Heck if your desperate one curtain for the shower and one as a table cloth so that that special someone thinks your classy.
Print your own tropical postcard pack. You supply the camera, printer and alcohol. We got the backdrop, printer cable, extra cables to hang the backdrop, caffeine gum for some reason, and breathalyzers to help guarantee that you’re drunk enough for this.
Another Saturday Craptacular Bundle
“The Weekender”
The So-So Bungle Bundle.
Sweepings
The “don’t bother to check Meh on Saturdays” bundle.
“My Suggestion”
The “Start of a good weekend” bundle…(stealth psycho
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Spawn of Fuko.
@pitamuffin Good to see you kickin around, @pitamuffin!
The Hitman Starter Pack
As if I needed my coffee carbonated AND early after all this gum!
It worked!
Your order number is: carbonated-early-coffee