What should we call this bundle?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:00am ET

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MehThirty said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:03am ET:

IRK 1

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kdemo said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:04am ET:

Chew Caffeinated Gum So You Can Stay Up Drinking Until You Pass Out In The Shower Bundle.

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evilstan60 said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:05am ET:

Serial killer starter pack. Wires for strangling. Breathalyzer to make sure your victim is drunk enough not to fight back well. Shower curtain to wrap up the body. Caffeine gum for while you stake out victims. AKA The Dexter pack.

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- @evilstan60 I knew there was a reason I needed this bundle.
  
  TheCO2 said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 7:44am ET
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awk said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:05am ET:

Meh’s Get Drunk, Strangle Somebody With A USB Cable, Wrap the Body With a Shower Curtain, Then Chew Gum To Reduce the Alcohol Smell On Your Breath So The Police Don’t Suspect Anything Friday Night Fun Times Bundle!
/giphy fun times

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- Heh, @evilstan60 had the same idea.
  
  awk said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:07am ET
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- @awk at least I’m not the only one looking like a psycho.
  
  /giphy psychopaths
  
  evilstan60 said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:15am ET
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- @awk @evilstan60 You guys must be a blast at a party! But… maybe I won’t go to that party.
  
  mehcuda67 said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:23am ET
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- @mehcuda67 home alone on the night of the big party? No one around to hear your screams? Good call.
  
  evilstan60 said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:50am ET
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hchavers said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:14am ET:

No bag FUKU

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Smitty2525 said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:17am ET:

How bout the shit we still had laying around bundle!

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mfladd said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:18am ET:

The Instant Regret Bundle?

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lordbowen said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:22am ET:

The End of Day Yard Sale Bundle.

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2many2no said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:22am ET:

Heard It in the Alley Bundle

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ShotgunX said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:33am ET:

The “Staying Awake Through Printing an Apology Letter for Coming Up with a Terrible Bundle During Friday’s Happy Hour Blackout” bundle.

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RedOak said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 1:53am ET:

The Garage and Estate Sale Last Day 6pm Bundle.

(Even at 50% off they didn’t sell. Even when the seller offered to throw them in for free with whatever you bought they still ended up on the curb on garbage day.)

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- (Just saw @lordbowen’s comment above. Touché.)
  
  RedOak said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 1:57am ET
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Lighter said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 2:18am ET:

Landfill Starter Kit

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- @Lighter - This one actually made me laugh out loud.
  
  drury34 said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 8:17am ET
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benj said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 2:44am ET:

The Bottom of the Barrel … No , Wait, We Can Go Deeper, Bundle! (One of these days the bundle of the day will be so big, there won’t be room on the internet to post it!!)

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Tin_Foil said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 6:32am ET:

The Guy In Acquisitions Is Still On Vacation Crap-Pack

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enville said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 6:53am ET:

White Elephant Party Starter Pack: because this looks pretty much like what I throw together from my attic when I need something for a white elephant party.
OR
Third Tier Staff Christmas Gifts

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bleedmichigan said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 7:49am ET:

It’s the “you finally moved out of your parents house starter bundle” perfect for late nights of partying, printing and for those after late party night showers. Heck if your desperate one curtain for the shower and one as a table cloth so that that special someone thinks your classy.

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Meh_association said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 8:05am ET:

Print your own tropical postcard pack. You supply the camera, printer and alcohol. We got the backdrop, printer cable, extra cables to hang the backdrop, caffeine gum for some reason, and breathalyzers to help guarantee that you’re drunk enough for this.

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rtjhnstn said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 9:02am ET:

Another Saturday Craptacular Bundle

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DennisG2014 said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 9:24am ET:

“The Weekender”

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Lilbug said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 9:56am ET:

The So-So Bungle Bundle.

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Eskieguy said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 10:11am ET:

Sweepings

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macromeh said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 11:07am ET:

The “don’t bother to check Meh on Saturdays” bundle.

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DVDBZN said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 11:30am ET:

“My Suggestion”

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j2 said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 12:13pm ET:

The “Start of a good weekend” bundle…(stealth psycho )

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pitamuffin said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 2:33pm ET:

Spawn of Fuko.

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- @pitamuffin Good to see you kickin around, @pitamuffin!
  
  mfladd said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 2:43pm ET
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Shellie49 said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 6:18pm ET:

The Hitman Starter Pack

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Bayamonprieto77 said Sat, Jul 21st 2018 at 7:45pm ET:

As if I needed my coffee carbonated AND early after all this gum!

It worked!
Your order number is: carbonated-early-coffee

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