What Medicore Lab. should do to be a big time company
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Dover, Delaware, a capitol city of Delaware, a home of many Fortune 500 companies
You should move your HQ to Delaware.
DE is an enchated place of the legend where all big companies live.
Delaware is not a real place, so Delaware state government doesn't need money. Thus you don't really have to pay tax!
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meh does not need to be a big time company, they just need to be profitable enough so they can pay the employees enough to be happy.
The boss is active on these forums. It seems like he is happy growing the company at a sustainable rate. There is no need to maximize profit and growth at the expense of sanity.
I like roads, schools, fire stations that are fully staffed, and a whole bunch of other things that are paid for with taxes, so taxes aren't evil.
I don't want Meh to be a big-time company- medium sized is big enough for me. And remember- mo' money, mo' problems.
@dashcloud mehdium sized?
I'm mildly ashamed that I recognize the place in the pic as Ponyville, Equestria.
@Thumperchick You're sick! But I would have recognized Berry Bitty City. ;-)
@Thumperchick To be fair though, that IS exactly what Dover looks like.
I want to work for meh as a telecommuter CSR. Totally.
Edit: In before @Thumperchick
@xarous pfft. I got passed up by mediocre before it was meh. :P
@Thumperchick What did you apply for?
@dashcloud The owner of awesomesauce and eater of cupcakes. Sadly they already had filled that spot.
Though on topic if I was Mediocre and had Meh.com I would troll my users ever so slightly. A gift here, something bad there. Always balance. For the ultimate troll I'd send users random gifts of the unknown with C.O.D. To see if the loyalty remains once it arrives, even though you have no idea what's in the box. That would be a real fukubukuro.
@xarous I want to down vote C.O.D. - we need downvote!
@Kidsandliz LOL no downvotes here please. Besides it will never hit the popular tab....wait wrong site. :)
@Kidsandliz No downvotes, ever.
@Thumperchick @xarous well then I will just have to comment "down vote" LOL
@Kidsandliz I'm okay with that! I prefer people commenting when they disagree, rather than anonymous drive by downvoting.
I googled "Delaware" and all of the top news hits were pit bull maulings. Either it's really boring there or you have a serious pit bill issue. I'm out.
@hart I saw one pit bull story in the news listings for Delaware - and that made the news because it was a politician's daughter and was particularly nasty.
@Thumperchick One is enough.
Go Blue Hens!