R/C robot that slaps the cell phone out of the hands of the asshole(s) that are holding me up from doing what I need to get done. The supermarket comes to mind as a great place for a test run.
@stinks Actually, now that the lithium batteries have made them practical, an electric one would be fun, too. In fact, maybe I should see if my boat is still in the garage, and consider swapping it to brushless DC…
I would like a radio controlled Bluetooth radio that could roll in front of me playing my theme music.
/giphy dj roomba
@DaveInSoCal Radio-controlled radio for the garage, where I can sync it to the garage door opener. Open door/get music!
RC cocksucker of course. hey someone had to say it
@spacemart no one had to say it
@awk @spacemart
Every adult knows
All cocksuckers worth having
Are wired units
@spacemart Fleshlight…duh.
RC “Buy it” button pusher for IRKs.
@phendrick
with a captcha disabler…
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
@mediocrebot
it figures!
/showme remote control nano kill-bots, tron aesthetic --seed 3
RC electric bicycle.
It’s just an electric bicycle but the motor and front fork is connected to RC servos for some reason.
Does something like that actually exist?
I hope not but if it does I’ll expect to see it here eventually.
A new RC social media bot. (Goodbye Twitter bots.)
RC Cola?
An R/C forklift
My nephew loves the show
Stinky and Dirty
/giphy stinky and dirty prime kids show
@replicacobra
Shark attack
An RC snow shovel
RC bartender
R/C upright vacuum like a Dyson or a Hoover
R/C robot that slaps the cell phone out of the hands of the asshole(s) that are holding me up from doing what I need to get done. The supermarket comes to mind as a great place for a test run.
Bidet
Garden gnome.
@werehatrack
… or maybe not!
@werehatrack Be careful what you ask for.
https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-01-15
@werehatrack Garden Gnome warfare is a recurring thing in Schlock Mercenary.
An RC Red Wagon for groceries that can at least go up one stair.
RC Zamboni so I can wax my floors!
@eddhernandez I actually have an RC Zamboni. Sadly it doesn’t resurface ice, it’s just a weird-shaped little car.
Just the controller for an orbital kinetic weapons delivery platform. Payloads, launch window, and delta V sold separately.
@werehatrack I can recommend the Harbinger in Ratchet and Clank.
Tanks. Or Warships. But for those of us landlocked and without a convenient pond or pool, Tanks.
Gas-powered boat.
@stinks Actually, now that the lithium batteries have made them practical, an electric one would be fun, too. In fact, maybe I should see if my boat is still in the garage, and consider swapping it to brushless DC…
What Really Cool thing you should sell next is IRKS for all. You get an irk, you get an irk, everybody gets an irk. Said nobody ever.
@Kidsandliz But make them fukus instead.
@duodec YES YES YES YES YES!!!
Take down