Never ever ever look under the bed, especially in the dark.
OK, I have a storage system under our bed that I designed and built early in the pandemic. Sometimes my meh acquisitions end up there. But monsters too, I’m sure of it, because sometimes I sneeze at night, and I am definitely allergic to monsters. QED
@blaineg@mehcuda67 Janet(cat) sometimes gets under the couches so I have to look. I built boards with bases so they couldn’t get under there. But sometimes they manage to knock them out of the way… The last time she was not there. Then she was. I realize she must have hopped up into the bottom of the couch. But was still very weird. Also cut me some fucking slack cats. Ffs. I don’t need this. Worrying about cats getting shut in places. Just. Fucking stop. Assholes
@blaineg@f00l@mehcuda67 if they would just always piss in the many designated boxes I would be happy.
Well and the cat fights. The amount of hair is a lot. But. IDK. House clothes and outside clothes. Giant dogs must shed a lot too. Maybe less vigorously
Cab of my pickup truck. I am in the style of “camper” that goes onto a pickup truck and the queen bed is in the extended part that goes over cab of truck. (Traditionally these were also called cabover campers but haven’t heard that term recently). The seating area/dinette makes into an additional bed.
Until recently there were about 75 boxes from bobble heads in underbed storage bags similar to what is for sale today. Now there is a window fan and two rolls of fabric that will someday be Roman shades.
@kittykat9180 Same - I repurposed some solid wood drawer units that were formerly the base of my waterbed back in the 80’s. Three big drawers on each side of the bed hold lots of assorted stuff.
@xobzoo Generally speaking the cats are less of a hassle than those of the human species… There are, on occasion, good reasons why some species eat their young. Although when I told that to a then, being incredibly bratty, teenaged kid, she said, “Mom you hate to cook, you wouldn’t know how to cook me.”. I told her there was always the internet.
I envy the people that have nothing under their bed. Under my bed has all my beach bags that I use, my backpack I use as a carry on why I fly, random shit I kick under there bc I have no where else to put, tons of slippers.
Along with the occasional dust bunny (How do they past the dust ruffles on the bed?) is at least one rolling storage box that contains items I have canned that will be used for Christmas presents.
I sleep on the floor so I don’t fall off.
Usually cats. Sometimes christmas presents and cats.
That’s a cat, or is it?
@lonocat
Might be a blue bengal tiger
@lonocat
https://www.iizcat.com/post/5883/Goodnight-moon-
Cats
Never ever ever look under the bed, especially in the dark.
OK, I have a storage system under our bed that I designed and built early in the pandemic. Sometimes my meh acquisitions end up there. But monsters too, I’m sure of it, because sometimes I sneeze at night, and I am definitely allergic to monsters. QED
@mehcuda67 Does anything say gesundheit?
@blaineg I thought that was my spouse, yet oddly she seemed to be asleep. And the voice was a couple of octave’s lower than hers.
@blaineg @mehcuda67 Janet(cat) sometimes gets under the couches so I have to look. I built boards with bases so they couldn’t get under there. But sometimes they manage to knock them out of the way… The last time she was not there. Then she was. I realize she must have hopped up into the bottom of the couch. But was still very weird. Also cut me some fucking slack cats. Ffs. I don’t need this. Worrying about cats getting shut in places. Just. Fucking stop. Assholes
@blaineg @mehcuda67 @unksol
Cats are supposed to be assholes. That’s part of their assignment.
The rest of it is about being entitled.
@blaineg @f00l @mehcuda67 if they would just always piss in the many designated boxes I would be happy.
Well and the cat fights. The amount of hair is a lot. But. IDK. House clothes and outside clothes. Giant dogs must shed a lot too. Maybe less vigorously
The word “system” is one way of describing it…
Charliedoggo’s giant collapseable crate and a step ladder
@tinamarie1974 He has his own step ladder?
@yakkoTDI welp, he believes he owns the house so…YES
He just let’s me live here and serve him
Cab of my pickup truck. I am in the style of “camper” that goes onto a pickup truck and the queen bed is in the extended part that goes over cab of truck. (Traditionally these were also called cabover campers but haven’t heard that term recently). The seating area/dinette makes into an additional bed.
Totes and dust.
My computer, several audio components, some speakers, my air conditioner, and lots of storage. My bed is a loft with a desk under it.
A monster
/giphy monster
@f00l Under?
@blaineg Maybe @f00l is actually what we call a monster, and (not shown in the gif) the “monster” under the bed is actually a human?
@blaineg @xobzoo
Monsters often come with monsters as tag-alongs.
@blaineg @f00l So do humans…
/showme human children that absolutely are not monsters in any way
@mediocrebot You failed me!
I guess
/showmedoesn’t interpret subtlety.I suppose I already knew that.
Maybe the real monsters are the friends we made along the way?
/showme the Monster under the bed
My worst fears.
Until recently there were about 75 boxes from bobble heads in underbed storage bags similar to what is for sale today. Now there is a window fan and two rolls of fabric that will someday be Roman shades.
My dog’s butt usually migrates under the bed during the night as he slides off his pillow. Sometimes I have to pull him out in the morning.
This keeps an ongoing dust <–> dog hair exchange.
Nothing. Even the dust gets picked up by my robot vacuum, which is why there is nothing under the beds.
Mike Wazowski
KuoH
@kuoh You are one of the two individuals under your own bed??
@shahnm Earthquake emergency preparedness training.
KuoH
$20million in $1bills I’m saving for the apocalypse.
/ Don’t get excited, I only have one $1 bill, and it’s in my pocket not under the mattress.
@OnionSoup I’m working on my second million.
I gave up on the first.
Robot vacuum lives under the bed, along with an empty box that my cats use as a fort.
It’s currently guitar storage… I have a Gibson Les Paul, Fender Roadhouse and a PRS Custom under there.
I’m unsure. Things get periodically shoved under there by people walking around the bed as my bedroom is messy.
Drawers. I bought a bed frame that has drawers but half of them are empty.
@kittykat9180 Same - I repurposed some solid wood drawer units that were formerly the base of my waterbed back in the 80’s. Three big drawers on each side of the bed hold lots of assorted stuff.
@Kidsandliz I’m beginning to wonder if your username should be
@Catsandlizinstead?@xobzoo Generally speaking the cats are less of a hassle than those of the human species… There are, on occasion, good reasons why some species eat their young. Although when I told that to a then, being incredibly bratty, teenaged kid, she said, “Mom you hate to cook, you wouldn’t know how to cook me.”. I told her there was always the internet.
I envy the people that have nothing under their bed. Under my bed has all my beach bags that I use, my backpack I use as a carry on why I fly, random shit I kick under there bc I have no where else to put, tons of slippers.
@Star2236 Call me picky, but I insist on having at least a floor under my bed.
Lost cat toys.
@PocketBrain yes on the cat toys… although they can be found anywhere and everywhere.
My Roomba almost died. It went under the bed on its own. Hadn’t been vacuumed there in a long, long time.
@pooflady Maybe it was going there to die, like elephants to the mythical elephant graveyard?
@xobzoo It was a close call, took a long time to clean it out.
Along with the occasional dust bunny (How do they past the dust ruffles on the bed?) is at least one rolling storage box that contains items I have canned that will be used for Christmas presents.
Bodies. I will not elaborate.
Monsters who can’t afford to rent my closet.