Make a margarita, obviously.
Knife and dock.
Past-its-prime Candy-Corn separator.
A fan
Portable battery refrigerator!
Waterproof and airtight stash vault, if they want to maximize the market.
A “personal” massager…
@shahnm I don’t get it. Why “personal”?
@hchavers They used to sell “personal” massagers in those little catalogues (Fingerhut and the like). They were pretty much just vibrators, but sold under the more socially acceptable moniker of “personal massager”…
It obviously, without a shadow of a doubt, needs to have a fully automatic (and heated) BIDET!! Duh!!
/image heated bidet
@IndifferentDude That’s what I was going to suggest, except one of those little handheld portable ones.
A flask
Bug zapper.
Segway… You move me
Tarot reader.
Stroopwafel dispenser.
Personal air fryer
Make a margarita, obviously.
Knife and dock.
Past-its-prime Candy-Corn separator.
A fan
Portable battery refrigerator!
Waterproof and airtight stash vault, if they want to maximize the market.
A “personal” massager…
@shahnm I don’t get it. Why “personal”?
@hchavers They used to sell “personal” massagers in those little catalogues (Fingerhut and the like). They were pretty much just vibrators, but sold under the more socially acceptable moniker of “personal massager”…
It obviously, without a shadow of a doubt, needs to have a fully automatic (and heated) BIDET!!
Duh!! 
/image heated bidet
@IndifferentDude That’s what I was going to suggest, except one of those little handheld portable ones.
A flask
Bug zapper.
Segway…
You move me
Tarot reader.
Stroopwafel dispenser.
Personal air fryer