What Did He Sign For?
1Or, more properly, "For what did He sign?" In today's mail I received 2 small packages. One of them is the Meh Bluetooth Speaker, the other a cheap shit bra from China. When the mail girl came by to deliver this stuff she asked for my hubby to sign for......something. Was the signature needed for the Meh thing? I highly doubt it. But to sign for a cheap shit bra from China??? Even more doubtful. And for what it's worth, that was the only mail we received.
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She's secretly getting people to sign her petition. Perhaps he agreed to support an orphan, and you'll be getting one of those in the mail soon, too. But since he signed in advance, she can drop and run.
When I used to work for a company that made novelty erotic garage door openers I had to stay in the Dutch Antilles for awhile while some people gave up looking for me. Anyway there were always lots of signs up about a scam called a "foolish signing" where you were told you were signing a petition for something innocent like puppy shelters but were actually co-signing a loan for someone who had paid the scammers and would probably welch on the loan, at which point you'd be on the hook for it. It got so bad that for awhile in the 90s, for a contract to be valid it had to be signed and also have Polaroid pictures of all parties giving a "thumbs up" in front of the state coat of arms, which had to be taken by a notary. Other than that, nice place with some really great food.
Back up. Novelty garage door openers? How do you skim over that?
Well, more of a garage door accessory. When the open cycle was done it would say "Oh, oh, I'm open for you!" in a 'sexy' voice.
The first tape was the CEOs wife, she new it was taped but told it was only for testing. She was pissed when the tape was used in production
Apparently her mom heard one go off whilst driving (they were loud) and was so startled her new Audi went into a hot-dog stand.
This sounds so fake, why do I believe it?
Remember, the most fake-ass sounding stuff is always the most true.
I'm looking forward to the writeup for novelty erotic garage door openers when Meh sells them.
Well, there is one unit that wasn't seized in the raid, but over time the tape wore out & now it sounds like "Uhhh, I'm hoping for stew."
Was Stu the CEO's brother?
@VogonPoet : Perfect. +Starred.
Did the China package have a starting with an R and ending in CN? If so it was sent registered mail and required the signature.
Is your husband rich and famous or really handsome? Maybe she just wanted his autograph.
Instead of worrying which package the signature requires, I would be asking why you husband is buying bras, especially ones from China. Are the American bras not supporting him like they use to?
If it was shipped direct from China and went through US Customs, your signature is required so they can keep track of where it went (who got it) in case it turned out to be a weapon of mass destruction or something.
Those are some bunker busters!