Sometimes, when a public restroom is very quiet, I get the temptation to make “frrrpt” noises (with my mouth), but then I get the giggles thinking about if the silence is really cut by someone from within the stalls. Then, I’m at the urinal trying not to laugh which only makes it worse because why would someone be giggling at the urinal? One of those laughing in church kind of scenarios where it’s only funnier because you shouldn’t be laughing.
Seriously, though. Public bathrooms should always have music, fan noise, etc… They’re too quiet and some people shouldn’t be left alone with their weird thoughts in quiet places.
Every part of this. The gestures of the catcher and the umpire, and that neither seem to give a damn about the batter as he writhes in agony. It’s comedy gold!
@ruouttaurmind You bum! I’m never gonna get any sleep…
@polksaladannie Suck it, Einstein.
@Seeds Yeah! He got it all wrong!
“John, what if the theme… were ants?”
@PolkSaladAnnie “We’ve already got em, we can just bring em in.”
Sometimes, when a public restroom is very quiet, I get the temptation to make “frrrpt” noises (with my mouth), but then I get the giggles thinking about if the silence is really cut by someone from within the stalls. Then, I’m at the urinal trying not to laugh which only makes it worse because why would someone be giggling at the urinal? One of those laughing in church kind of scenarios where it’s only funnier because you shouldn’t be laughing.
Seriously, though. Public bathrooms should always have music, fan noise, etc… They’re too quiet and some people shouldn’t be left alone with their weird thoughts in quiet places.
Fry and Laurie. Every. Single. Time.
@PolkSaladAnnie
/youtube bishop and the warlord
edit: @riotdemon loves metal!
Imagining Tom Waits doing Elvis songs.
Putting a wad of peanut butter in your dog’s mouth?
Porcupines eating pumpkins.
Goats!!!
@PolkSaladAnnie
/giphy goats
The thought of smiling and saying “ahhhh” out loud to the warehouse store cashier when I am paying for my mother’s big boxes of Depends.
@beachbum
Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
@rtjhnstn Exactly!!!
Every part of this. The gestures of the catcher and the umpire, and that neither seem to give a damn about the batter as he writhes in agony. It’s comedy gold!
@shahnm this did it for me.
Christoph Waltz’ smile. The part in the Isle of Dogs preview when the dog says “wow!”.
@katylava That’s funny.
Watching videos of people waking people up by putting the vacuum hose in their mouth.
http://imgur.com/gallery/AO1rC
@CZug i almost think these were AI-generated