@pmarin but to go with it is that Oh so Sweet tasting power you get to make that liquid to cleans you out, before he get probed! Also it just might be it is Aliens dressed in the Dr Lab coat giving the exam.
Cat litter - scoup away brand for less than the $16.98 Costco sells the 42 pound size for. Of course at 42 pounds the price would have to be so high to put in the price all the shipping over what we are charged… so I guess not.
A simple bidet attachment that goes under the toilet seat, taps off the cold water line going to the tank, and doesn’t use electricity, like the ones that sell for about $40 online. If you want to try one, they’re cheap and quick and easy to install. I had one of these for probably almost ten years and, no, you won’t freeze your butt because the water isn’t heated.
Sandpaper wipes.
Still have my butt mufflers, but I fear they may be losing effectiveness after being in continuous operation all this time.
KuoH
@kuoh those could win on the name alone.
Mobile discount colonoscopy service.
@pmarin How much more of a discount do you need?
KuoH
@kuoh @pmarin ooof that could get messy!
@pmarin @ragingredd I suppose, if you need to go all in on the 16.5 feet. Although at that price, it could be considered a single use instrument.
KuoH
@pmarin but to go with it is that Oh so Sweet tasting power you get to make that liquid to cleans you out, before he get probed! Also it just might be it is Aliens dressed in the Dr Lab coat giving the exam.
@mycya4me Yah never forget your first alien encounter.
Wet wipes
"if"s and "and"s
@phendrick
@broken665 just what every one needs!
@broken665 That’s hilarious!
/showme a Cat in a White lab coat, giving a colonoscopy
Cat litter - scoup away brand for less than the $16.98 Costco sells the 42 pound size for. Of course at 42 pounds the price would have to be so high to put in the price all the shipping over what we are charged… so I guess not.
Laxative
@kittykat9180 No shit?
@yakkoTDI
Butt-er Face. Nighttime facial cream for the face that sunk a 1000 ships.
These:
Magazines, to catch up to the 20th century bathroom necessities
@hchavers and then people won’t be as likely to drop their phone in the toilet.
A simple bidet attachment that goes under the toilet seat, taps off the cold water line going to the tank, and doesn’t use electricity, like the ones that sell for about $40 online. If you want to try one, they’re cheap and quick and easy to install. I had one of these for probably almost ten years and, no, you won’t freeze your butt because the water isn’t heated.
/image Rose hip tea?
/showme a golden toilet seat