Well what the fuck!?
17So, um, things went all to hell here for about a half hour tonight. Blank screens, unresponsive servers, endless waiting and whatnot. I'm so sorry. I offer the following by way of an explanation. Skip to 1:30 if you're impatient. Salient bit at 1:55 too. At around 2:00, things go batshit crazy. Just being a goat, dontcha know. That about sums it up then.
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Someone remembered to blame you for it on Facebook, but alas, you didn't get the notification.
"That's a nice computer. Where's the computer? There's only a screen here. I want the computer."
Commence the relentless headbutting
Man, you really fucked that place up. That should keep @shawn busy for at least a couple of minutes getting that sorted out.
What's with apologizing before you can even be thoroughly blamed?
@AnnaB A goat who takes the innative and thinks out the goat pen.
@BabyBear Hells yeah. You get me. Just trying to be proactive, @AnnaB. But, um, don't get used to it.
I have no idea what I'm watching, but my wife and I CANNOT stop laughing.
@hems79 yeah…don’t watch this at work if you don’t want people staring at you! LOL
goat on meth :D The damn goat is indestructible!!
You upgraded the ram?
@nadroj Very nice.
Bravo, goat. Bravo.
That'll do goat, that'll do.
Things were odd (may still be)...ended up with Google Canada as my homepage, so it may be the goat has gotten into the Interweb!
I bought the goat simulator for android and it doesn't seem to have all the same places to explore as what is in this video. Perhaps I need to play it more and try again just in case.
Tried it again and it appears the landscape is smaller for the tablet version. Oh well.
@cengland0 I feel like the only place in the video I haven't yet seen in Android is the house at the beginning. I've definitely seen the pool, field, and farm.
@editorkid I've seen the pool, field, and farm too. I haven't seen the house with the treadmill in the garage.
@cengland0 @editorkid Don't tell my wife, but I just spent actual money on this thing. It seems like a sort of obligation. I didn't even know they had it for iOS until just now. Damnit, I didn't know this gig was going to cost me money. I blame both of you . . . and myself.
@cengland0 I haven't been in the house with the treadmill, but I vaguely remember seeing it. Might well be wrong, or I might have seen some static, unreachable background that I'm half-remembering now. @joelmw I spent virtual money on it -- Google handed me a $20 credit long ago when I bought something. It's your own fault Apple doesn't hand you money like that. (Over the weekend, I hooked up my Android TV and downloaded Goat Simulator, but haven't used it there yet. Hopefully an HDTV-format goat will only add to the awesomeness of this app.)
@editorkid Great idea. I've got AppleTV, so I'll probably loaded it up on my iPad and Airplay it. Now that I've dropped my five bucks, I plan on putting together at least a few still shots to share here.
@editorkid I spent virtual money too. I had several credits saved up and nothing to spend it on. They were going to expire in a year so I got the goat simulator. I think it was also on sale that day too.
Ahhh..I thought the blank screen was because I was in the middle of nowhereville camping with my scouts...
Can't run dem hamster wheels with goats.
@mehdiocre_user That's actually the direction I was looking for when I stumbled upon this gem. :-)
Well, I can never get back those 6 minutes. All thanks to @joelmw
@jimmyd103
@jimmyd103 To tell you the truth, I never made it past about 2:40. I've got shit to do. That and I'd already wasted several minutes in my search.
@joelmw "I've got shit to do," like ruining meh, and probably the whole internet really. Goat!
@joelmw Well the first minute was disorienting. The second minute I spent explaining to my wife why I was watching what I was watching. Third and fourth, convincing my daughter she did not need to see what I was watching. Fifth and sixth contemplating why? Followed by the instant urge to blame you @joelmw
@brhfl Exactly. That shit's hard work.
@jimmyd103 Sounds to me like a well-rounded experience, fun for the whole family. I'm better at this than I thought I'd be.
I'm gonna propose that in order to get the goat curse lifted, one has to get a higher score on the goat simulator than the previous goat. That's gonna teach those damn goats a lesson.
I saw someone playing goat simulator, a while back. The only thing worse than watching goat simulator is watching a video recording and play by play of goat simulator.
@joelmw did you know you can order a goat shirt from within the game? When you click on that option, it takes you here.
http://goatsimulator.spreadshirt.com/ts-A18618462/customize/color/92
@cengland0 You're trying to get me to spend money, aren't you? Ornery old goat. But thanks. And, yeah, like I said, I bought the damned simulator now, so I'll have to do some exploring--in whatever free time I have that I'm not already wasting. Sigh.