Hero answer would be different. But for monster it is clearly the liquify to go under door thing. Nancy in Stranger Things 3 would agree you don’t want that in the monster you are fleeing.
Claws would make it hard to type. Flight is almost always an easy choice… ah but then that turning to liquid thing sounds handy. Maybe too situational. Breathing fire … too likely to burn up my own stuff by mistake. Tentacles would be fun because… uh, nevermind.
Put me down for tentacles.
I think I’ll, uh, skip the giphy for this one.
@ShotgunX
/giphy put me down for tentacles
Nothing to be afraid of.
@djslack @ShotgunX just double check your spelling…
@chienfou @djslack @ShotgunX yeah, I had to re-read that option
Always slightly outta focus.
@nogoodwithnames - I’d like to see more invisibility.
@aetris @nogoodwithnames
ಠ_ಠ
Laser beam eyes
Lots and lots of sharp, pointy teeth.
@lordbowen
/image Rabbit of Caerbannog
@narfcake somebody have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
@lordbowen @narfcake nicely played
An enormous schwanzstucker.
/giphy tentacles
Body hair complete from head to foot, including that bald spot on top. On second thought, you got some rogaine?
The never actually dying. They may defeat me, but I’ll be back for the sequel(s)
Lots of tentacle fans in the thread, not so many in the voting. If you need tentacle recommendations, friends, my DMs are open.
The ability to fill victims with existential dread.
/giphy student-loans
The extensible inner jaws like Alien. That would be great at a cookout.
Though wings are a close second.
@mehcuda67 yeah… wings are great at a cookout!
My favorite T-shirt:
Clawz
@rtjhnstn Love the custom finish. Nice touch!
A monstrously large bank account.
@ZeroCharisma so you want to be Jeffrey Epstein?
/giphy shape shifter
@2many2no I see the same person everytime (wakka wakka)
My wife saws I already have the fire breath thing…
Hero answer would be different. But for monster it is clearly the liquify to go under door thing. Nancy in Stranger Things 3 would agree you don’t want that in the monster you are fleeing.
@mollama Exactly why I chose liquify.
Claws would make it hard to type. Flight is almost always an easy choice… ah but then that turning to liquid thing sounds handy. Maybe too situational. Breathing fire … too likely to burn up my own stuff by mistake. Tentacles would be fun because… uh, nevermind.
Fire breath.
I have a couple of old broads I would like to singe. 
Grotesqueness. If I’m gonna be a monster I refuse to be a muppet. Everything else is accessories.
/giphy white claw
/image whiteclaw
The ability to read minds. Wouldn’t it be nice to know what everyone was thinking!!
@tinamarie1974 Oh hell no, haven’t you seen the movies?
@therealjrn worth it