Pillows
@cengland0 My Pillow pillows. The manufacturer is having trouble selling them for some reason.
Stroopwafels?
Bags of poop.
Eggs. Chocolate eggs.
It’s cold as fuck out- perfect weather for shipping batteries.
A pillow that will fill the forum with complaints about how flat it is.
@Ignorant How about the Costco down & feather pillow that continually stabs you with the feathers?
It’s gotta be a Speaker dock
@Einherjar13 yep, sounds just about right.
@Einherjar13 @simplersimon I’m going with Bluetooth speaker pillows.
@Einherjar13 @mehcuda67 @simplersimon With built in knife?
@Einherjar13 @mehcuda67 @yakkoTDI at this point, just make it an IRK, but a pillowcase rather than the usual cloth bag. Heck, that’d sell out.
@Einherjar13 @mehcuda67 @simplersimon @yakkoTDI very rarely do IRKs not sell out…
Either jewelry or a battery pack. Probably both.
Fingers crossed for Percival!
Something “tactical”
Power bank stroopwafels that heat themselves and charge your phone
Dolby Atmos speakers
Mattress topper.
Pajamas or robes
Whatever it is, I’m betting on it being cheap(ish), having outdated power ports like micro-USB, and Bluetooth.
It’s gonna be a flashlight that’s Really useful in one specific situation.
Magnets
Something with broken glass?
An assortment of ukuleles and tactical ukulele accessories.
A bed. Stuffed with all the crap meh has acquired from the last 6 months and couldn’t unload on faithful mehonites.
Stroopewafle laxatives that can also be used as a face mask and hand sanitizer while charging your cell phone or other electronic device.
@texmarc Make them bluetooth and have them delivered by drone, and I’m in.
Face (the new candy corn) mask made in China.
@hchavers We have a winner!
Something that’s 2 for Twosday.
Two for Tuesday Bluetooth car accessories? Actually I would love some thing that would hook my phone toy car in a Bluetooth sort of fashion…
Pasta
A 400 pack of pillow cases.
since a bunch of stores just dropped them, MyPillow?
I mean, i bought yesterday’s comforter when they sold it a few months back, and when it came, out of the box it was pre-ticketed for Kohls…($100!)
@earlyre Mine was still in the box in which it had been shipped to Kohl’s, in 2017.
I am thinking tis the season for something like candy canes
/giphy sex toys
2 for Tuesday bamboo pillows
Pillows
@cengland0 My Pillow pillows. The manufacturer is having trouble selling them for some reason.
Stroopwafels?
Bags of poop.
Eggs. Chocolate eggs.
It’s cold as fuck out- perfect weather for shipping batteries.
A pillow that will fill the forum with complaints about how flat it is.
@Ignorant How about the Costco down & feather pillow that continually stabs you with the feathers?
It’s gotta be a Speaker dock
@Einherjar13 yep, sounds just about right.
@Einherjar13 @simplersimon I’m going with Bluetooth speaker pillows.
@Einherjar13 @mehcuda67 @simplersimon With built in knife?
@Einherjar13 @mehcuda67 @yakkoTDI at this point, just make it an IRK, but a pillowcase rather than the usual cloth bag. Heck, that’d sell out.
@Einherjar13 @mehcuda67 @simplersimon @yakkoTDI
very rarely do IRKs not sell out…
Either jewelry or a battery pack. Probably both.
Fingers crossed for Percival!
Something “tactical”
Power bank stroopwafels that heat themselves and charge your phone
Dolby Atmos speakers![:loud_sound:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f50a.png)
Mattress topper.
Pajamas or robes
Whatever it is, I’m betting on it being cheap(ish), having outdated power ports like micro-USB, and Bluetooth.
It’s gonna be a flashlight that’s Really useful in one specific situation.
Magnets
Something with broken glass?
An assortment of ukuleles and tactical ukulele accessories.
A bed. Stuffed with all the crap meh has acquired from the last 6 months and couldn’t unload on faithful mehonites.
Stroopewafle laxatives that can also be used as a face mask and hand sanitizer while charging your cell phone or other electronic device.
@texmarc Make them bluetooth and have them delivered by drone, and I’m in.
Face (the new candy corn) mask made in China.
@hchavers We have a winner!
![:bell:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f514.png)
Something that’s 2 for Twosday.
Two for Tuesday Bluetooth car accessories?
Actually I would love some thing that would hook my phone toy car in a Bluetooth sort of fashion…
Pasta
A 400 pack of pillow cases.
since a bunch of stores just dropped them, MyPillow?
I mean, i bought yesterday’s comforter when they sold it a few months back, and when it came, out of the box it was pre-ticketed for Kohls…($100!)
@earlyre Mine was still in the box in which it had been shipped to Kohl’s, in 2017.
I am thinking tis the season for something like candy canes
/giphy sex toys
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2 for Tuesday bamboo pillows