Was that you Meh?

callow shared a link said Mon, Apr 22nd 2019 at 9:27pm ET

Police searching for pair in connection to toothbrush theft of over $6,000 Guelph police searching for pair

Published Sunday, April 21, 2019 11:59AM EDT

Guelph Police are looking to speak to two people regarding a theft of $6,204.40 in toothbrushes.

The shoplifting incident occurred on March 25 at 10:30 p.m.

The man and woman were seen leaving in a small, black, four-door vehicle. The make or model was not identified and the licence plate numbers were obtained.

Anyone who recognizes the pair or has information about the incident is asked to contact police

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Barney said Mon, Apr 22nd 2019 at 9:32pm ET:

Did it say that one suspect looked like a red striped sock puppet and the other was believed to be a troll wearing a purple shirt?

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  mehcuda67 said Mon, Apr 22nd 2019 at 11:09pm ET
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cinoclav said Mon, Apr 22nd 2019 at 9:29pm ET:

Next week on meh…

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tohar1 said Tue, Apr 23rd 2019 at 5:10pm ET:

Uh Oh! I probably shouldn’t say this, but I’m currently in Guelph, Ontario as I type this. I can officially say, because I’m a proud member of Schrodinger’s Toothbrush Club, that I have no reason to steal $6000 worth of toothbrushes. My order arrived, and am using my Quip on a regular basis, though I still haven’t figured out a time/place that I can wear my t-shirt, or use my reusable bag…Now with the theft mentioned in this article, people are going to be looking at me with even more suspicion if I do trot out my goodies.

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shahnm said Tue, Apr 23rd 2019 at 12:17am ET:

Well don’t bother ordering one, because you’ll probably never get it, and anyway even if you eventually do will it really be worth the endless cycles of agonizing anticipation and inevitable letdown…?

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earlyre said Tue, Apr 23rd 2019 at 9:29pm ET:

It’s been almost a full year since I was last in Guelph… and I was driving a fullsized four door Maroon Mercury. (one of mom’s HS Friends lives up there, and they went on a “girls” trip with some of their classmates)
It wasn’t me!

I only put “girls” in quotes, b/c the “girls” in question are in their early 70’s…

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