@unixrab for goat!
The Curse of the Goatish @unixrab
A Horror Story
Whilst investigating the death of a local goat poop scooper, a goatish goat feeder called @unixrab goat uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, goatish @unixrab circulating throughout @unixrab's goat pen. As soon as anyone uses the @unixrab, he or she has exactly 3 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look goat bearded. A marked person feels like a goatish goat to touch.
@unixrab gets hold of the @unixrab, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a goat-like goat balancing on a goaty goat poop scooper, an old newspaper headline about a goat stampede accident, a hooded goat ranting about hooves and a drinking well located in a full of goats place.
@unixrab's examines the @unixrab and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the goat-like goat balancing on a goaty goat poop scooper particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.
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Praise for The Curse of the Goatish @unixrab
"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another goatish @unixrab for as long as I live."
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! There's nothing scary about a goat-like goat balancing on a goaty goat poop scooper. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"
- Enid Kibbler
"The hooded goat really freaked me out."
- Hit the Spoof
"I hope @unixrab and @unixrab's get married."
- Zob Gloop
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