Just yesterday I watched an old family video where my then 92-year-old great aunt was singing and playing her ukulele. (In the same video, she called my uncle a dumb shit.) This is exactly the type of song she would sing.
Aunt Bea (RIP) and I approve of the ukulele-strumming dipshit.
I LIKE THIS GUY!!! YOU CAN BE PREPARED IF YOU VISIT MY STORE!!! WE HAVE EMERGENCY SURVIVAL FOODS, OUTDOOR SURVIVAL GEAR, PRIVACY AND SECURITY PRODUCTS, AND EVEN NUCLEAR AND BIOLOGICAL DEFENSE GEAR!!! YOU’LL NEED IT WHEN THE ILLUMINATI USE THE REPTILIANS AND INSECTOIDS TO DISPLACE US FROM THE PLANET’S SURFACE AND WE ARE FORCED UNDERGROUND TO FEAST ON PHOSPHORESCENT FUNGI!!! ALSO, I LIKE THE SONG!!!
for a minute i thought i had missed a shirt release, with those odd vertical white stripes…then i realized he’s wearing a zip up cardigan/hoodie and i’m seeing the inside of the zipper…DOH!
Is this new? Or is my memory shit? I LOVE it! At the end of the video it offered me more of this ukulele-playing dipshit. YES PLEASE!
@sammydog01 old video is old
@sammydog01 Mar 9, 2017.
@medz @sammydog01 Dying site is dying. If you can’t afford new content of this quality, well… I hope MorningSave is doing better.
(We kid because we love.)
@medz @sammydog01 @stinks Morningsave is lame. SideDeal is where the cool kids hang out now.
@therealjrn Meet you there Monday, 9am central?
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I love the implicit commentary on radical positions
@ManBehindPlan Radical? or Reasonable?
Just yesterday I watched an old family video where my then 92-year-old great aunt was singing and playing her ukulele. (In the same video, she called my uncle a dumb shit.) This is exactly the type of song she would sing.
Aunt Bea (RIP) and I approve of the ukulele-strumming dipshit.
@pitamuffin Was she wearing thick-rimmed glasses and a low-cut dress and push-up bra?
I LIKE THIS GUY!!! YOU CAN BE PREPARED IF YOU VISIT MY STORE!!! WE HAVE EMERGENCY SURVIVAL FOODS, OUTDOOR SURVIVAL GEAR, PRIVACY AND SECURITY PRODUCTS, AND EVEN NUCLEAR AND BIOLOGICAL DEFENSE GEAR!!! YOU’LL NEED IT WHEN THE ILLUMINATI USE THE REPTILIANS AND INSECTOIDS TO DISPLACE US FROM THE PLANET’S SURFACE AND WE ARE FORCED UNDERGROUND TO FEAST ON PHOSPHORESCENT FUNGI!!! ALSO, I LIKE THE SONG!!!
@AlexJones Completely reasonable. Hey Mr. Jones? I haven’t seen much of you on the twitter lately, what’s been going on?
@therealjrn Did you check Facebook?
@therealjrn I’M INCOGNITO!!! THAT’S WHAT I NAMED MY SECRET UNDERGROUND SHELTER; COGNITO!!!
for a minute i thought i had missed a shirt release, with those odd vertical white stripes…then i realized he’s wearing a zip up cardigan/hoodie and i’m seeing the inside of the zipper…DOH!
@earlyre The shit would have hit the fan then huh.