Just yesterday I watched an old family video where my then 92-year-old great aunt was singing and playing her ukulele. (In the same video, she called my uncle a dumb shit.) This is exactly the type of song she would sing.
Aunt Bea (RIP) and I approve of the ukulele-strumming dipshit.
I LIKE THIS GUY!!! YOU CAN BE PREPARED IF YOU VISIT MY STORE!!! WE HAVE EMERGENCY SURVIVAL FOODS, OUTDOOR SURVIVAL GEAR, PRIVACY AND SECURITY PRODUCTS, AND EVEN NUCLEAR AND BIOLOGICAL DEFENSE GEAR!!! YOU’LL NEED IT WHEN THE ILLUMINATI USE THE REPTILIANS AND INSECTOIDS TO DISPLACE US FROM THE PLANET’S SURFACE AND WE ARE FORCED UNDERGROUND TO FEAST ON PHOSPHORESCENT FUNGI!!! ALSO, I LIKE THE SONG!!!