Twas The Night Before Meh-A-Thon
7Hey gang, since we all seen Meh's BIG Announcement and we still don't know for sure what it is (but we have a good idea) I thought it'd be fun to start a story to help pass the time in preparation for the BIG event.
The rules of the story are simple you can post no more than 5 words, and you can not post another 5 words until something else posts 5 words. I'll start.
Twas the night before Meh-A-Thon...
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and all through North Dakota
The van was a rockin'
So we all came knockin'
as Santa Snapster's sleigh lands.
Is that what they finally decided to call it? I missed the "results" from that contest =P
I'm betting on at least 10 speaker dock varieties in a row.
@dis_member I don't know what it is offically going to be called. That is just the name I went with.
@joe43wv Thanks, and I owe you an apology for interrupting your fun idea with my post. It was not my intention, but when I realized my error, it was too late to delete.
You guys really fucked up.
@dis_member hey no problem. I'm not worried about it. Just join in the madness.
The postings were all posted
The dog had been fingered
while the scent of farts
brewed heavily in the air
Irk and Glenn were nowhere
But their stench hung there
Like an ass gas stew
sound and perfume, fading mehmories
shouldn't we all be working?
When out of the portal
A possum head suddenly appeared
Covered in wasted casting mold
with a loud, wet splat
@matthew said, "I'll take that!"
wearing only a cowboy hat
we begged at least chaps
We were really, really bothered
Maybe more than we should
While viewing the back end
gave some of us wood
When up from the servers
(Not playing the game... sorry.)
What big announcement? How do I keep missing these things?
@billchase2 check here.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/huge-ass-news--official-meh-theme-song-teaser
@joe43wv Thanks!
@billchase2 I see what you did there.
There arose so much bullshit
it startled the perverts
caused their computers to revert
The blame to the scapegoat
Who accepted it with grace
Wait a minute who's Grace?
She's the one, all up in your face.
@carl669 Ahem. 8?
Like a criminal and mace.
But she needs her space
Some people suck at this.
their lack of skill, makes me shake my fist.
@carl669 5 words... FIVE!!!!!! :)
@BillLehecka you people and your fancy counting.
@carl669 Look, seriously, you should be happy that we're not enforcing strict anapest--which, honestly, would mean far more to me than this awkward word count.
@joelmw only a peasant would use anapest.
@carl669 I'm afraid I can't hear you; you'll have to speak up.
@carl669 Nice anagram though.
for disappointment, they were braced
Like hand jobs in space
Like sandwiches open-faced
And speaker dock orders placed.
The FedEx trucks were swollen
but they were still rollin'
quoth the plush troll, "Meh."
Orders streamed in for items
And wallets were lightened
Whilst bank accounts were frightened.
Five bucks renewed enrollment in...
Meh Monthly, it seemed legit.
Far too legit to quit.
Anxiously awaiting the mysterious fukubukuro.
while eating a large burrito
Scapegoats of past gathered
the Grinch said no Paypal
not that it really mattered
the blame was passed around
while the goat was battered
, fried and eaten. belches galore.
Out of nowhere came
Mr. T, Face and Hannibal
enforcing the code of Hammurabi
Hey, who asked this guy?
You know it wasn't me.
Then CRASH! went the servers
To bits on the floor
magically opening the purple door
Something went terribly wrong!
"I love purple," said @Barney
Not more Speaker docks, Nooooo!!!!
The speaker dock gods laughed.
And slayed the purple dinosaur
No Georgia Red for that!
Hyram wished for Louis L'Amour
Instead got cowboy singing galore
And our hearts went kerfiddle
As I saw my widdle
widdleling away at speaker docks.
and the robot vacuum army
well they went slightly barmy
and picked up a cat
in Washington state pot farms
with high quality product for
a well hidden meh store
with a vast array of
disappointing bags of mediocre meh
i think you mean fukubukuro