Try as I might, I can't escape Meh's candy corn.

So a few days ago, one of another deal site’s random junk boxes came up for sale. I sprang for it, as I am wont to do, imagining the cheap lights and christmas crap this site usually sells.

I received my tracking number a day later. Now usually, this place ships out of Michigan, NY, or NJ. But lo, what was this? Carrollton, TX? Could my eyes be deceiving me?

Now, knowing that Carrollton is a hub of purveyors of random stuff… I didn’t think too much about it. But something didn’t sit right. The box was delivered (to my old address) and I trucked on over to pick it up from my unsuspecting friend.

I didn’t look at the box until I got home… But the address on the box told the tale…

But when I opened the box…

… Fidget spinners and candy corn and all stuff I’ve seen on Meh! I’ve been duped! Hoodwinked! hornswaggled! I thought I had gotten away from candy corn forever.

I WAS SO WRONG.

CAVEAT EMPTOR, MY FRIENDS.