Toilet Food: Would You Eat It?
4I won’t get into details about what prompted this to come up, but here’s a legitimate question:
If somebody were to offer you food served in a new, never before hooked up toilet, would you eat food from it? And yes, the toilet would be sanitized beforehand.
And just because I suspect this will be posted…
NSFW (edit)
Also, do you suppose I need to have a large supply of new toilets in order to serve food in new, never before hooked up toilets?
PS. I’m being serious about this question.
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Not even the Poo Poo Platter.
@jbartus
Well played.
Eat it? I invented it!
but no, no I wouldn’t eat it.
@speak Don’t you mean “Butt No”?
@jbartus perhaps if i were deep in arrears
Porcelain is porcelain, whether it’s in the shape of a plate or a (toilet) bowl, right?
9 Everyday Items Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat
No the crapper is an exit device on an input device. It’ll probably be a winner. I can’t stand it so my kids would love it.
This actually a dessert.
/youtube toilet restaurant
Do I get to watch the person take the toilet out of the box so I can ensure it truly is new?
Eating out of a toilet is not my idea of fine dining… But as @Narfcake points out above, porcelain is porcelain.
This reminds me of the
/image cat litter cake
Might taste fine, but I’d have a hard time getting over the visual.
@RiotDemon That is one reason why you have eye lids that shut…
@Kidsandliz your real life nightmares don’t always disappear when you close your eyes though.
You hang out with some seriously twisted people if eating out of toilets is their new pass time. If it was new, sanitized, not yet hooked up to anything at all (so no possibility of sewer gas blah blah blah…) then as someone else said porcelain is porcelain. Would I voluntarily choose to do this… not unless I was starving or there was an extenuating circumstance that meant eating crouched over a toilet was less uncomfortable than the alternative… Have fun (snort) with whatever it is that prompted this question.
@Kidsandliz
So…
Firstly, hat pic has nothing to do with me, and anyways it was staged.
Secondly, I’m not actually suggesting one should eat from a brand new toilet, I’m curious as to why someone wouldn’t.
@ilovehollboll I prefer not to each crouched over like the photo, not to mention you’d have all your food in one messy heap and I sort of prefer to not mush all my food together…
Thanks for the link - sounds typically college dorm action LOL
Only if it’s chilli.
Hmmm… Smoking meat via a toilet might actually work
If I was very hungry. Under ordinary circumstances, no.
New toilet, never seen a bathroom, sanitized, sure, why not? I’m sure I’ve eaten food that’s touched far more actually disgusting places in restaurants, from street vendors, etc.
Now the form factor is a problem. You do have a big hole down there, and I’m not down for digging chocolate mousse out of the trap. But I’ll try anything once.
I’ve only seen a toilet filled with ice use as a beer cooler.
But I have seen trashcan punch made in the bathtub.
/image trashcan punch recipe
Absolutely! Fill it with these delicious treats!
If the toilet is filled with wonderful tasting food, where can I take a leak??
No. I’d have to be to the point of starvation with zero chances of me finding or killing something I could eat.