"You can use blue to promote products and services related to cleanliness (water purification filters, cleaning liquids, vodka), air and sky (airlines, airports, air conditioners), water and sea (sea voyages, mineral water). As opposed to emotionally warm colors like red, orange, and yellow; blue is linked to consciousness and intellect. Use blue to suggest precision when promoting high-tech products." Source
It's a metaphor. The rounded black cylender of the speaker itself, ripples out from underneath it, in a sea of cool, soothing blue. Clearly this is meant to evoke a poop turd just as it hits the toilet water, a moment of soothing relief, the comforting splash of a job well done. Ahhh.
I think the writer was intending to describe the type of poop, not-so-much the type of turd. For instance, one could have a turd, a pellet, a log, or the sphincter tightening "hot dog water".
Ok we'll change it.
Might not get around to it until about 11pm tonight though (Central).
Don't worry about it. In fact, you can wait until Midnight Eastern.
Community challenge: Come up with why this blue was secretly our master plan and marketing ploy.
[edit] To be clear, it wasn't. But I want to hear why it was.
I'm going to take a wild guess and say it has to do w/ the blue in bluetooth. But that could just be a coincidence.
Blue is a cooling color that calms, lulling people into a dreamlike state where they purchase without thought.
It reminds me of water... It's making me want to go to the bathroom. Tomorrow is a toilet product sale, isn't it?
Periwinkle blue...fer me ma.
To make this guy (and his countrymen) feel better. Too bad you can't ship to Argentina.
"You can use blue to promote products and services related to cleanliness (water purification filters, cleaning liquids, vodka), air and sky (airlines, airports, air conditioners), water and sea (sea voyages, mineral water). As opposed to emotionally warm colors like red, orange, and yellow; blue is linked to consciousness and intellect. Use blue to suggest precision when promoting high-tech products." Source
It's a metaphor. The rounded black cylender of the speaker itself, ripples out from underneath it, in a sea of cool, soothing blue. Clearly this is meant to evoke a poop turd just as it hits the toilet water, a moment of soothing relief, the comforting splash of a job well done. Ahhh.
I actually thought it was a plunger before I read the header.
poop turd? as opposed to other types of turds?
Turd Ferguson?
Yeah, it's a funny name.
I think the writer was intending to describe the type of poop, not-so-much the type of turd. For instance, one could have a turd, a pellet, a log, or the sphincter tightening "hot dog water".
by the way, don't ever google 'types of poop'.
Of course I immediately googled 'types of poop'. Aww, they're all so cute.
