Cat paws resting on human hands is a reasonable misunderstanding. But the human hands are missing a finger, and at least one fingernail is on the wrong side.
Unless that’s two cats, and one of them has “human” hands, but the experiment went a little wrong…
/showme evidence photo of hands committing a crime
/showme photo of hands committing a crime
@mediocrebot
/giphy inigo montoya six fingered man
/image polydactyl
@narfcake Obviously a heavy-handed
felonfeline.@phendrick In some cases, it makes it look like they have thumbs.
From Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyl_cat
@phendrick @narfcake Yikes!
Cats with thumbs - terrifying!
@Kyeh @phendrick
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/inevitability-6
@narfcake @phendrick Exactly!!!
@Kyeh @narfcake @phendrick Yes I have that t-shirt. Gets comments from cat owners.
/showme an alternate timeline of the movie “The Usual Suspects”
/showme a non-AI generated image of a notorious criminal
/showme Gandhi committing a crime
That is indeed a most heinous crime, @mediocrebot Awesome job.
POPSOCKETS! COURT DOCKETS! FOLK ROCK HITS! AWESOME!
/showme real photo oh me stealing caught red handed
/showme a polydactyl cat with human hands commiting a crime against Gandhi.
/showme a cat with human hands instead of paws
That is an odd mix of wrong and also wrong.
Cat paws resting on human hands is a reasonable misunderstanding. But the human hands are missing a finger, and at least one fingernail is on the wrong side.
Unless that’s two cats, and one of them has “human” hands, but the experiment went a little wrong…
@xobzoo Have you noticed that ALL of the humans hands in this thread so far are just wrong!?
Can you say freak show?
/showme two cats committing a crime
@mediocrebot Grade on that one is an F- for sure.
@Kidsandliz Apparently one criminal cat has already double-crossed and buried its accomplice.
/showme a cat in a ski mask growing hands in pots
@mediocrebot
That looks like breaking bad for kittys lol
/showme a smol criminal
/showme a purple troll with a single tuft of black hair stealing toothbrushes from a warehouse.
/showme just the tip
/showme a criminal attaching an extra finger to his hand
@mediocrebot I’m going to assume you thought “an extra finger” meant a 5th one, since you only intended to draw 4?
Also, it looks like he’s intending to show us the bird finger, but got confused. Just like you, @mediocrebot.
/showme a criminal attaching a 6th finger
/showme a freak show
@Lynnerizer Here’s the freak show you ordered.
Now it’s not just the hands that are messed up…
/showme smooth criminal Michael Jackson stealing toothbrushes and putting them in an IRK bag.
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@mediocrebot indeed.
/showme smooth, king of pop, criminal stealing toothbrushes and putting them in an IRK bag.
@mediocrebot Now that is a work of art.