Time to think about nominations for the April Goat
6Bill Lehecka has certainly taken the role of goat to another plane of existence entirely. I've been entertained by his goatish antics, as defined by him.
But it's time to think beyond the end of his tenure. I'm starting the thread to ask for nominations for the April Goat.
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An April Goat is a fool's errand, if I may say.
@BillLehecka Do you suppose April Fools Day cancels out the Goats blame?
@tightwad I would say the Goat is the most helpful on that day. The goat grants everyone one wish.
@BillLehecka My wedding anniversary is not to be taken lightly... My family thought were were just trying to get everyone together and up to Vermont... I've lived her over 16 years... and most of them came up only for my wedding :P
just a thought, but so far, we've had pretty submissive goats. when they are invoked, they usually apologized. which, is just fine. but, maybe we need a less submissive goat. that would do something like this:
mehrican: "Damn you April_goat!!"
Aprilgoat: "You rang? fuck you."
@carl669 Attitude Check.
@carl669 and for that, i nominate @carl669.
@carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl
@carl669 YES.THIS. that way we could have the worst goat ever and the best goat ever one after the other!
@carl669 That would be a position I could do. I'm no good at apologizing for dumb shit, but 'fuck yous' I can handle.
@marklog fuck you. (just practicing in case i'm elected)
@carl669 no, fuck you! This is fun.
@marklog fuckin' agreed.
@carl669 @marklog @PurplePawprints @RedHot @lichme @Mehrocco_Mole
@carl669 @marklog @PurplePawprints @RedHot @lichme @Mehrocco_Mole I nominate Frank Booth, fuckers.
@carl669 @marklog @PurplePawprints @RedHot @lichme @Mehrocco_Mole But seriously, check this out, it's good. Fuck bloggers and their blogs anyway: http://hrostoski.com/2014/10/fuck-you-spiritual-people/
@joelmw @carl669 @marklog @PurplePawprints @RedHot @lichme @Mehrocco_Mole Fuck all ya'll!
@Teripie Fuck you too sir, Fuck you too. @joelmw @carl669 @marklog @PurplePawprints @RedHot @lichme @Mehrocco_Mole I propose "Fuck you" be the official greeting of Meh. I know you all can make this happen.
@RedHot Fuck you very much. I think that's a great idea.
@carl669 I think you just got my vote for April Fool's Goat. Maybe.
@carl669 I wasn't always submissive.
@lisaviolet I'm not sure that any of us was. Ungrateful fuckers remember what they want to. Everyone's a fucking critic.
@joelmw
Here's a couple of people who could be worthy of goathood:
@Pavlov - plenty of interesting tales and stories to go around (much like our current goat @billlehecka)
@irishbyblood & @pepsiwine - Dedicated lovers of Irk, and you can't get much closer than being the scapegoat.
@dashcloud I'll be out of pocket the last ten days of April (I'll be back home weekends through early June and I do not know if I'll have connectivity on the road or what my schedule will be) . . . I suppose the wife could fill in, but she'll just tell you all to go fuck yourselves without the interesting tales. Although, she is interesting tail . . . but I digress.
Pretty sure her daily update would read: Abe Vigoda; only still alive because I allow him to live . . . check the fuck back tomorrow.
@Pavlov Sounds interesting, and just like what @carl669 was saying we should have for the April goat- someone with attitude and pushback.
@dashcloud I'll ask her, but that's all I'm going to get . . . attitude and pushback. Better yet, I'll wait to ask her, the day before I leave, if it is even necessary. I'm pretty sure there are a whole lot more worthy contenders. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.
This is just a one-way ticket to Palookaville, I'm quite certain.
If nominated, I'll serve. If elected, I'll be a crook. If recalled, I'd like to be Irk and @pepsiwine 's boudoir photographer.
But seriously, @dashcloud makes me smile.
@irishbyblood I think you'd be an excellent goat, you disturbed motherfucker you.
@joelmw Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
@irishbyblood I'm hoping you become goat, so that you'll be busied by all the goat-y (?goatee?) duties and have less time to creep on my Irk.
You have my vote, you sick fuck. :-)~
@hollboll because.... well it makes sense
I nominate @RedHot. See if you could do better, fucker. :)
@BillLehecka
And you would all tremble before the Fool Goat.
You people and your lame clique behavior are ruining this site. Blaming the "goat" is your way of denying culpability for your own actions. I declare all of you permanent goats. I will never support this.
@phatmass Hear hear.
@phatmass I'm ok with this.
I've gotta say, I'm really liking the vibe I'm getting from this thread. I fucking love that the word fuck is fucking getting the fucking appreciation it fucking deserves. What a great fucking word. One of the best sentence enhancers of all time.
@studerc Fuck Yeah!
@studerc who the fuck asked you for your opinion? (oh...and, don't think i congratulated you yet for the pending minion (or meh'nion?))
@studerc
@studerc It's a great word until your 3 year old yells "Stop fucking in the ceiling, squirrels" Then it's adorable.
I'm a little fucking offended that you motherfuckers seem to have forgotten that previous goats were selected for their fucking (and/or explicit not fucking) and fingering (@marklog, I'm here for you, you sick fuck).
Fuck you all. ;-)
@joelmw ...
@joelmw
@lisaviolet
@joelmw
@dashcloud
@Headly My favorite thing to play with a telemarketer on the line....
To all of you which are newer to Meh, I apologize for the language in this thread. I assure you it is normal, and get used to it.
@Bogie Ramen!
Boy, this thread took an...interesting turn. That'll learn me.
@SIMBM
@lisaviolet sounds awfully like a nomination to me
@Pavlov I just now discovered that this whole movie is on YouTube, which is good, because it can be hard to find.
@Pavlov
@Pavlov
@Headly:
What we have here is a training tape for running an election. Perhaps it will go viral in DC. Donkeys and Elephants really slinging vocabulary and grammar around.
It certainly could enhance the content of the Bull Shit.
Somehow I think we need a new thread for the actual nominations and voting. I like this thread, but it's confusing as "fuck." Literally.
@joelmw I did so.
@JonT could someone please change the title of this thread? Perhaps change the "think" to "fuck"? Thank you.
@SIMBM You want to change this thread to "Time to fuck?" You're an odd duck...
@BillLehecka are you speaking in rhyme? or just this one time?
@BillLehecka "Time to fuck about nominations for the April Goat" is what I intend
@SIMBM @BillLehecka Tears are running down my face right now. Thank you!
I really think it would be good if Hillary could join us in these festivities. I understand she is an expert in the choice of the most appropriate verbiage.
Look at all the got'damned fucks you all left laying around. If you don't clean your fucking room, you won't get another fucking speaker dock, no matter how much you piss and moan.
Fuck.
And then there is South Park..........NSFW
@Teripie This was the first movie Husband and I saw together. Somehow he blames our 3 year old's potty mouth on ME?
stupid
@phatmass But how do you REALLY feel about goats?
I know I’m necro’ing this thread, but I’m pretty sure it has more instances of “fuck” than any other thread on meh.
@carl669
Fuck this “fuck topic”.
@carl669 @f00l for the fuckin’ April 2020 goat, I fuckin’ nominate fuckin’ carl669.
@carl669 Did @mediocrebot stop counting the fucks for you?
@heartny It seems that way.
@UncleVinny only if I get another fucking goat trophy
@heartny @mediocrebot is a fucking bitch that couldn’t handle the fucking job
@carl669
And …
@carl669 @mike808
I’d do a /giphy of "fuck necro topic*. Just for grins.
Except that I’m pretty sure I’m groan at and regret the result, and wind up having to /del.
Sigh.
/giphy fuck that
These old fucking threads make me wonder how much longer I’ll be fucking posting…I never see over half of these fuckers.
@therealjrn Bunch of fucking dead goats too.
@mike808 And more poops than usual.