Been many years @$5 a month and not sure I am getting the value I once did… or I am spending more on vmp membership than I do on purchases… My buying habits are just too meh @ meh
Nope. VMP = Very Meh Purchase.
But if you cancel, you can rejoin the Mehmbership for $4.99/month and get a heart icon next to your name and you’ll lose the special VMP hours and autobuy privileges. And if you cancel again, you’ll get nothing and a poopy icon.
@mike808 Two additional differences between VMP and regular membership: 10% discount at Morningsave and “free” shipping across all mediocre sites. Membership gives you “free” shipping on Meh only.
@Bretterson@canuk I got the socks, also some little plastic charging stick. I can’t remember what the 3rd item was, lol or maybe there wasn’t a 3rd item. As for the charging stick that could have been a gift they gave us for one of their birthdays.
@Bretterson@canuk@sammydog01 your absolutely right! I recall getting a shirt that was waayyy to small for even a kid. I think it was made by All American or something like that.
Sure you can sell it… trust me I used to work for the government. My partner in life, @janas, will allow you to sell it to her for the low low price of only $50. She’s desperate to get rid of that poopy icon she got for selecting VMP shipping while trying to get an IRK. So send her the $50 (cash only please) and she’ll be more than happy to help you out. She also promises to maintain it in an active status for at least two months immediately following the sale. Whisper me a contact method to arrange the cash transfer. Hurry, this is a limited time offer.
@hoosier Hey! This is a fair offer. In less than a year this is definitely a positive cash flow proposition for you. I’d jump on it if I were you.
/giphy Benjamin’s
That’s true. I fight with myself all the time on whether it’s really worth it anymore. I seem to only remember maybe receiving 3 random gifts. The only perk that really appears to me is the VMP chance to score an irk.
Many of the items just don’t appeal to me as they once did. Now being on a fixed income has limited my impulse purchases. Anymore for me a lot of the items just seems like more junk to collect so I ended up passing on them.
At $60 a year it really is something to weigh options on whether it’s really worth it or are we just that meh-ahlee loyal.
VMP is a vestigial appendage from the “get the ball rolling” phase of the site. If I were you, I’d have it amputated. But since I’m me, I’m hanging on to my sunk cost fallacy. “Someday it will be worth it.” (I know that’s not true.)
Nope. VMP = Very Meh Purchase.
But if you cancel, you can rejoin the Mehmbership for $4.99/month and get a heart icon next to your name and you’ll lose the special VMP hours and autobuy privileges. And if you cancel again, you’ll get nothing and a poopy icon.
@mike808
Nope.
VMP = Very Mediocre Person
@mike808 auto buy? Do you mean /buy? It’s available for members now.
@RiotDemon Well, crap. Blame the scapegoat for that bullshit.
@ybmuG is your neighbor with Christmas lights up already.
@mike808 @RiotDemon Hey wait…what?
@mike808 Two additional differences between VMP and regular membership: 10% discount at Morningsave and “free” shipping across all mediocre sites. Membership gives you “free” shipping on Meh only.
@cengland0
Membership gets you free shipping across all their sites as well. The additional 10% off is unique to VMP.
https://meh.com/membership
@ybmuG Hey, your name is “Gumby” spelled backwards.
Were you aware of this?
@lisaviolet @ybmuG I felt so stupid when someone mentioned it to me a few months back
/giphy face palm
@lisaviolet Is it? OMG! Maybe I should change it. How about yekoP?
@ybmuG Nah, ybmuG is fine, I just didn’t know if you realized how magical the name is.
Yanno, there’s a mehmber here, @Bingo, who has a dog named Farmer. Amazing, right?
@lisaviolet @ybmuG It’s a crazy, wild world out there, people.
@Bingo
Hi!
I feel the same way
At least they used to send out random gifts from time to time.
@Bretterson one time. And I need larger socks
@Bretterson random gifts you say? Nope!
@Bretterson @canuk I got the socks, also some little plastic charging stick. I can’t remember what the 3rd item was, lol or maybe there wasn’t a 3rd item. As for the charging stick that could have been a gift they gave us for one of their birthdays.
@Bretterson @canuk @Enigma We could order a VMP shirt for free once I think. Or maybe a dollar?
@Bretterson @canuk I had to give the socks to my dad because they were too small for anybody in my house. He liked them though
@Bretterson @canuk @sammydog01 your absolutely right! I recall getting a shirt that was waayyy to small for even a kid. I think it was made by All American or something like that.
But if you keep it, you get the face calendar. Oh wait. No you don’t.
Sure you can sell it… trust me I used to work for the government. My partner in life, @janas, will allow you to sell it to her for the low low price of only $50. She’s desperate to get rid of that poopy icon she got for selecting VMP shipping while trying to get an IRK. So send her the $50 (cash only please) and she’ll be more than happy to help you out. She also promises to maintain it in an active status for at least two months immediately following the sale. Whisper me a contact method to arrange the cash transfer. Hurry, this is a limited time offer.
@hoosier Hey! This is a fair offer. In less than a year this is definitely a positive cash flow proposition for you. I’d jump on it if I were you.
/giphy Benjamin’s
They spelled Jana wrong.
@Mehrocco_Mole if your partner wants to get rid of the poop icon they can just message support and they will remove it.
@janas
@JanaS @RiotDemon
/giphy sarcasm
@JanaS @Mehrocco_Mole I figured some of it was sarcasm, but you never know about the poop. It sure is a sore spot for some people.
@JanaS @Mehrocco_Mole @RiotDemon They make some pretty good cream for those sore spots.
That’s true. I fight with myself all the time on whether it’s really worth it anymore. I seem to only remember maybe receiving 3 random gifts. The only perk that really appears to me is the VMP chance to score an irk.
Many of the items just don’t appeal to me as they once did. Now being on a fixed income has limited my impulse purchases. Anymore for me a lot of the items just seems like more junk to collect so I ended up passing on them.
At $60 a year it really is something to weigh options on whether it’s really worth it or are we just that meh-ahlee loyal.
@Enigma yes but some of us can’t even get an irk then either
icon? what icon?
@RedHot Your K trumps the VMP shield one with the V in it.
@hoosier - i make enough purchases between meh and casemates to make it worth it for me. maybe you just need to buy more wine?
@carl669 I live in Indiana which is one of those states that can’t get a lot of it delivered here… Plus we already have 12 bottles sitting around
@hoosier only 12? sounds like someone needs a supply drop.
@carl669 maybe it is time I start drinking it… Lol brink back some drones that I can fly in the house
VMP is a vestigial appendage from the “get the ball rolling” phase of the site. If I were you, I’d have it amputated. But since I’m me, I’m hanging on to my sunk cost fallacy. “Someday it will be worth it.” (I know that’s not true.)
@walarney
I keep mine as a gesture toward fondness and nostalgia and other forms of sentiment.
I get my money’s worth here, even if I purchase nothing.
Ok, I could have similar value from the site for free …
Oh well.
@f00l @walarney
Yep. Username checks out.