/showme a pumpkin spice version of a filet o’ fish value meal from McDonald’s complete with pumpkin drink, a weird alternative to the fries, and an inflationary price tag.
Actually, that’s an improvement over the original, IMO. But then, a restaurant dumpster is an improvement over the original IMO, too. (And the raccoons across the US seem to be unanimous in their opinion that as a restaurant or apartment dumpster, the Cybertruck is a complete flop.)
@djslack
Lately, we’ve been hooked on Amish potato salad! German potato salad is good and syrian potato salad is my favorite! YUM!
But pumpkin spice potato salad, IDK if I could even get that down!
Those ribs looked delicious!
@djslack@kittykat9180
Responses like that make me think of an episode of Master Chef, where one of the home cooks (was a former chef) was dubbed the Iceman by other contestants (mostly at-home cooks) over how fearless they were at dissecting their proteins (filleting a fish, twisting heads off of shrimp, chopping up a duck).
Pork has a face, fruit takes a long time to grow, and hot damn at least one of those potato salad cooks admits someone is better at it than they are.
@heartny@Kyeh
I wasn’t aware that they stopped doing that, putting prints on paper towels. I have printed ones now, floral print.
I used to spend way too much time standing in the isle deciding what print to get! WAY TOO MUCH!
@heartny@Kyeh
I’m still blown away that they’re not selling prints everywhere!
And TBT, I didn’t really have a choice about which print I got, it was all about price point and package/roll size.
/showme a pumpkin spice promotional vehicle, similar to the Oscar Mayer wienermobile or Mutt Cutts, driven by the Meh Irk, handing out forgotten appliances to confused indifferent children
/showme a pumpkin spice version of Gene Simmons from KISS Halloween costume and a pumpkin spice version of Darth Vader Halloween costume with @Tohar1 trying to decide between the two
@werehatrack having many friends who are flat chested (no, not me. Im far from it), I can tell you that a good push up bra, silicone cutlets, some bronzer shadowing or even taping (seen a Queen do this) can create a decent bust without the need for a boob job.
That said, I also dont think the cup size makes the woman. That is based on personality and class. How a woman carries herself is so much more important
/showme a pumpkin spice version of a yellow reusable grocery bag with “IRK” written on the side filled with random and silly retail products.
@jouest I guess I need to slow my scroll. I just realised that there is a tube of gut milk. I was reading it as goat milk and moving on.
/showme a pumpkin spice version of jouest
@yakkoTDI I’m not sure what I expected
/showme Someone brushing their teeth with pumpkin spice flavored toothpaste and they think it tastes disgusting
@mediocrebot Nice. And he has the correct number of fingers
@heartny @mediocrebot
That’s a good one, yuck
/showme pumpkin spice chicken and dumplings
@Cerridwyn That actually looks like a yummy curry!
/showme a pumpkin spice version of a filet o’ fish value meal from McDonald’s complete with pumpkin drink, a weird alternative to the fries, and an inflationary price tag.
@jouest Ewww.
@jouest I like the pumpkin-shaped fries.
Saw this at the local grocery store
https://simplyhatfield.com/our-products/pumpkin-spice-bacon-thick-cut/
/showme pumpkin spice batteries being stored in a pumpkin spice refrigerator
/showme a pumpkin spice oil change for a 2022 Chevy Silverado
@werehatrack This was inspired by the dealership in Fairfield, TX, whose sign advertised this service back around 2018.
@mediocrebot Bad 'bot! Bad! NO! The pumpkin spice oil does NOT go in the radiator!
@werehatrack AI must have learned from r/AskAShittyMechanic/
/showme a pumpkin spice Tesla cybertruck
Actually, that’s an improvement over the original, IMO. But then, a restaurant dumpster is an improvement over the original IMO, too. (And the raccoons across the US seem to be unanimous in their opinion that as a restaurant or apartment dumpster, the Cybertruck is a complete flop.)
@heartny ooh, good one
@werehatrack I agree this an improvement. It almost looks cute, in a parade float kind of way.
@heartny I could see that as a float with about 30 animatronic raccoons sitting all over it mugging for the cameras and waving at the crowd.
@heartny @werehatrack
/showme a Cybertruck surrounded by racoons with a caption that reads “This is not the dumpster you are looking for.”
Forgot the pumpkin spice.
/showme a pumpkin spice Cybertruck surrounded by racoons with a caption that reads “This is not the dumpster you are looking for.”
/showme a pumpkin spice dumpster with “CYBERTRUCK” written on it
@jouest The resemblance is uncanny.
Also:
Also also:
@jouest @narfcake Oh, I love it!
/showme Pumpkin Spice flavoured space aliens invading earth and subduing humanity.
/showme a pumpkin spice cordless impact driver
/showme a pumpkin spice bidet
/showme a pumpkin spice sheet, pillowcase, and duvet set on a four-poster bed with an ornate carved pumpkin spice headboard
/showme a pumpkin spice flavored pizza that also has pineapple topping. The pizza box says Pumpkin Spice under the pizzeria’s name.
@heartny Needs anchovies.
@heartny That would probably work.
/showme a bag of pumpkin spice scoopable cat litter
@werehatrack this might win
@jouest @werehatrack meh … only if it was edible afterwards!!
@jouest @MrGoodGuy @werehatrack don’t ask the dog… we know what the answer is.
/showme pumpkin spice lower ball joints for a 1967 VW Beetle
Sheesh. Those look like they’re for a Chevy.
@werehatrack Looks like a couple of rooks to me.
/showme a pumpkin spice version of a swimming pool full of Persian kittens floating around in tea cups.
Cheating, this isn’t a showme, but it manifested in real life for these unfortunate folks:
@djslack
German potato salad is good and syrian potato salad is my favorite! YUM! 
Lately, we’ve been hooked on Amish potato salad!
But pumpkin spice potato salad, IDK if I could even get that down!
Those ribs looked delicious!
@djslack part-time vagan?
@kittykat9180 until that chicken, she must have been on her shift.
@djslack until the chicken with the bones.
@djslack @kittykat9180
Responses like that make me think of an episode of Master Chef, where one of the home cooks (was a former chef) was dubbed the Iceman by other contestants (mostly at-home cooks) over how fearless they were at dissecting their proteins (filleting a fish, twisting heads off of shrimp, chopping up a duck).
Pork has a face, fruit takes a long time to grow, and hot damn at least one of those potato salad cooks admits someone is better at it than they are.
/showme Pumpkin Sp ICE agents
@OnionSoup don’t give anyone any ideas
/showme pumpkin spice scented Charmin brand toilet paper
@heartny Hah - do you remember when TP & kleenex used to come with patterns on it?
@Kyeh I do remember. I miss the floral patterns. I had paper towels with a cat pattern.
@heartny Like these? (I had them in my basement because I couldn’t bring myself to use them up. I’m kind of silly that way.)
@heartny @Kyeh i love
@heartny @Kyeh
I have printed ones now, floral print. 
I wasn’t aware that they stopped doing that, putting prints on paper towels.
I used to spend way too much time standing in the isle deciding what print to get! WAY TOO MUCH!
But I don’t ever remember seeing cat prints!
@heartny @Lynnerizer Fllral print? So they’re still being sold somewhere?
@heartny @Kyeh
Yup, Sparkle brand. I even splurge now and get the select-a-size variety, Amazon has them.
@heartny @Lynnerizer I never knew! Those are pretty.
@heartny @Kyeh
I’m still blown away that they’re not selling prints everywhere!
And TBT, I didn’t really have a choice about which print I got, it was all about price point and package/roll size.
/showme a pumpkin spice meh-rathon (not a marathon!)
@mediocrebot indeed
/showme a pumpkin spice version of the community that can’t follow simple directions
@chienfou I resemble that remark!
@chienfou @djslack instructions are hard
@djslack @jouest
So it seems
/showme a pumpkin spice promotional vehicle, similar to the Oscar Mayer wienermobile or Mutt Cutts, driven by the Meh Irk, handing out forgotten appliances to confused indifferent children
/showme a pumpkin spice version of Summer’s Eve Douche
@mediocrebot Oh my!! You’re a naughty little 'bot in the wee hours ain’t ya??
@mediocrebot
Why the fuck did you think of this?
@mediocrebot @Star2236 EZ! The challenge was: “What’s the most ridiculous possible product to get the pumpkin spice treatment?” Did I succeed??
/showme a pumpkin spice version of Gene Simmons from KISS Halloween costume and a pumpkin spice version of Darth Vader Halloween costume with @Tohar1 trying to decide between the two
@tohar1 That image came out pretty well.
@Kyeh Definitely made me giggle!
(this event is over and i’m just nudging this topic back to the top because I love it so much.)
@jouest You forgot the wink.
@yakkoTDI
/showme a pumpkin spice version of a wink
/showme a pumpkin spice version of a taco from Taco Bell
/showme a crowd rioting because a man in a pumpkin costume tried to sell a pumpkin spice bloody mary
i can’t tell if the riot is for or against the pumpkin spice bloody mary
/showme a pumpkin spice version of a bidet from meh
Yumm. Pumpkin bum!
@chienfou Are you prescient?
@Kyeh
Carnac got nothin’ on me!
/showme a pumpkin spice MacBook Air
@mediocrebot @werehatrack Nice hardware, great colour and it is ruined by that stupid OS interface.
/showme a pumpkin spice BLT with a side of sweet potato fries and a pumpkin spice shake
/showme the British rock group “Pumpkin Spice Girls”
Here’s my IRL solo version
I was a lot flatter-chested back then.
@werehatrack having many friends who are flat chested (no, not me. Im far from it), I can tell you that a good push up bra, silicone cutlets, some bronzer shadowing or even taping (seen a Queen do this) can create a decent bust without the need for a boob job.
That said, I also dont think the cup size makes the woman. That is based on personality and class. How a woman carries herself is so much more important
/showme a pumpkin spice version of a breakfast octopus
@mediocrebot So cute
@heartny I love Bizarro.
@heartny @Kyeh
Sort of reminds me of the nursing joke:
Q - What’s the difference between a regular and a rectal thermometer
A - The taste!
@chienfou @heartny
@chienfou @heartny @Kyeh Did you know that the US and the UK invert the color code for oral and rectal thermometers?
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
@blaineg @heartny @Kyeh
Thanks for the heads up!
/show me a regular pumpkin spice latte
@Star2236 fixed it for you
/showme a regular pumpkin spice latte
/showme a pumpkin spice halloween carved pumpkin that scares children
/showme a pumpkin spice version of suppositories
/showme Soylent green is pumpkin spice
@mediocrebot Meh.
Pumpkin spice knife?
/showme Soylent green is pumpkin spice in movie poster style
@mediocrebot Meh.
How about some serious carving tools?
/showme pumpkin spice foot powder being shaken onto sweaty feet
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@Kyeh
At least the digits are getting better…
/showme pumpkin spice BDSM gear
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/showme a woman in a pumpkin spice corset holding a pumpkin spice whip in front of a pumpkin spice st andrews cross with pumpkin spice handcuffs.
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@mediocrebot boo mediocrebot… boo!
/showme a pumpkin spice mediocre bot that likes to censor people because they’re evil.
@OnionSoup
/showme a pumpkin spice version of the fifty shades of Gray book
@OnionSoup
Bite me bot!
/showme a pumpkin spice version of several balloon dogs