@CaptAmehrican Nooooo. My spider failed to capture your heart (or anyone else’s for that matter…) so I had to switch to an anaconda. She lets me chat with mediocre singles.
@ELUNO well neither spiders nor snakes help much in the dating world. Instead try charming personality or chivalrous behaviors, or generosity ,although stunning good looks is always an option but not available to all. If it can’t be your own self try a boat. If it can’t be inanimate try a golden retriever or Labrador puppy.
@CaptAmehrican they have all been @f00l’s suggestions! I blame him! He told me they were cute instead of getting cute boats or cute Labradors.
I’ll try to buy a boat for the patch of dry land behind my home! That should help go with my charming personality, chivalrous behavior and generosity!
Oh sure, because EVERYONE uses Discord, just like how EVERYONE uses Facebook, or how EVERYONE uses Twitch, or how EVERYONE uses Twitter, or how EVERYONE uses…
@PlacidPenguin Discord is the least bothersome to be honest. You don’t even need a client nor cumbersome sign up. The TOS is as invasive as you can get though.
@f00l I don’t hate and despise and cruelly discriminate against 1988, I just prefer my technology products to have relatively modern user interfaces, user friendly features, etc. It’s not my fault that IRC is 30 years old and has stagnated since the mid-90s due to a general inability of vastly disparate parties to come to a mutually beneficial consensus and adopt new features and more user-friendly interfaces.
@PlacidPenguin and in that case you are entirely welcome to keep using whatever you want. You act like I’m mandating that everybody use Discord. DrunkCat complained that there was no chat, I provided an option, end of story, quit chapping my ass over it. Use it or don’t, up to you.
@f00l - I blame you for the fact that I didn’t reflect that in my post. Although given that I capitalized all mentions of everyone which clearly isn’t the truth, it should have been kind of obvious.
@PlacidPenguin if I misunderstood then I blame @f00l but your capitalizations looked more like sarcastic annoyance at being presented a modern option over your preferred options of pony express and telegram composition.
I was joking back about the pony express and telegram thing. This has all fallen apart I feel.
I get that you don’t, and a lot of people don’t like to, and that’s fine. I just felt kind of like you were being one of those who gets offended at the very idea that they should adopt a new platform in some way. Clearly this is all @f00l’s fault.
@PlacidPenguin Not eat seafood in New England? Is you high or something? It’s fundamental condition for existence there. That and New York system weiners.
no one chats anymore
@snapster
But… But… But…
@snapster Sure they do.
Oh, chaTs. Nevermind.
@ACraigL I like those boots.
@snapster We’re chatting right now.
@ACraigL AGGHH! MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!
@PocketBrain +1 for simpsons reference.
@ACraigL No that’s the OldChatLady section.
@snapster I beg to differ… I have a merry little gang…
@cranky1950
Not the @OldChapsLady section?
@cranky1950 @ACraigL "No that’s the OldChatLady section."
You rang?
The parties responsible regret the error
@matthew
There was a chat section?
@RiotDemon
Blame the goat.
@CaptAmehrican
@f00l is to blame for
No Meh Chat. Meh is beyond
Mediocre site.
Nothing worth chatting about.
No one goes there anymore it’s too crowded.
Mediocre singles in your area want to chat right now!
@Moose Well hello there!
@Moose mediocre single is a step up for me. The question I usually ask is asl
Age/Sex/limbs?
@ELUNO cheating on your spider?
@Moose
@f00l the Goat says Chat
For mediocre singles
Is bad. Pls stay home.
@CaptAmehrican Nooooo. My spider failed to capture your heart (or anyone else’s for that matter…) so I had to switch to an anaconda. She lets me chat with mediocre singles.
@f00l
It would appear that
Your brain has been hijacked goat
Power of haiku
@Kidsandliz
You think I have a
Brain. Cause why, exactly? It’s
A facsimile.
@ELUNO well neither spiders nor snakes help much in the dating world. Instead try charming personality or chivalrous behaviors, or generosity ,although stunning good looks is always an option but not available to all. If it can’t be your own self try a boat. If it can’t be inanimate try a golden retriever or Labrador puppy.
@CaptAmehrican
they have all been @f00l’s suggestions! I blame him! He told me they were cute instead of getting cute boats or cute Labradors.
I’ll try to buy a boat for the patch of dry land behind my home! That should help go with my charming personality, chivalrous behavior and generosity!
But there is a meh cat section
@conandlibrarian Yea! My thread is now
famousinfamous.@f00l wishes to ask
Why chat fans believe any-
One would talk to them.
rizon.irc.net #deals.woot our name is for posterity
@meh RIP.
Here, have a Meh chat on a platform not from 1988.
https://discord.gg/mp2pWvF
@jbartus
Oh sure, because EVERYONE uses Discord, just like how EVERYONE uses Facebook, or how EVERYONE uses Twitch, or how EVERYONE uses Twitter, or how EVERYONE uses…
@PlacidPenguin Discord is the least bothersome to be honest. You don’t even need a client nor cumbersome sign up. The TOS is as invasive as you can get though.
@DrunkCat @jbartus
Forget to add: just like EVERYONE uses Periscope
The paragraph still ends open-ended.
@PlacidPenguin who said anything about everyone using Discord? I simply provided an option not from 1988. O_o
@jbartus
Why do you hate and despise and cruelly discriminate against 1988?
@DrunkCat invasive in what sense?
@jbartus
Some of us prefer stuff from 1988.
I mean, some mehmbers use string and tin cans to communicate with other people.
@PlacidPenguin I think you’re exaggerating. Smoke signals and drums I could see, but string and tin cans was never a form of telecommunication.
smoke
e/
@f00l I don’t hate and despise and cruelly discriminate against 1988, I just prefer my technology products to have relatively modern user interfaces, user friendly features, etc. It’s not my fault that IRC is 30 years old and has stagnated since the mid-90s due to a general inability of vastly disparate parties to come to a mutually beneficial consensus and adopt new features and more user-friendly interfaces.
@PlacidPenguin and in that case you are entirely welcome to keep using whatever you want. You act like I’m mandating that everybody use Discord. DrunkCat complained that there was no chat, I provided an option, end of story, quit chapping my ass over it. Use it or don’t, up to you.
@cranky1950
I used to use them.
Of course though, someone would say that the bill wasn’t paid, and they would revoke service by cutting the string…
@jbartus
I was making a joke.
@f00l - I blame you for the fact that I didn’t reflect that in my post. Although given that I capitalized all mentions of everyone which clearly isn’t the truth, it should have been kind of obvious.
@jbartus
@jbartus soon goat
Means @jbartus will write words
Without any sense.
His thoughts will become
Wild and unreasoned. They will
Have no coherence.
@PlacidPenguin if I misunderstood then I blame @f00l but your capitalizations looked more like sarcastic annoyance at being presented a modern option over your preferred options of pony express and telegram composition.
@f00l I already told you that if you elect me goat I will be the UnGoat and hand out blame instead of taking it.
@PlacidPenguin
@f00l is sorry that
@PlacidPenguin’s joke post not
Completely obvious.
@jbartus
The age difference between is isn’t that large (if I got the dates right). Of course I prefer receiving stuff fast.
It’s just that I don’t use social media or most forms of modern communicating methods.
@jbartus
@f00l thinks @jbartus
Will find that, Goat or UnGoat,
Sure incoherent.
Incoherence goes
With Goat job. Also goes with
UnGoat. No escape.
@PlacidPenguin Periscope is quite literally mobile only so that’s a bald face lie.
@DrunkCat
What’s a lie?
Also, streams can be viewed on desktop or laptop.
@PlacidPenguin between us you mean?
I was joking back about the pony express and telegram thing. This has all fallen apart I feel.
I get that you don’t, and a lot of people don’t like to, and that’s fine. I just felt kind of like you were being one of those who gets offended at the very idea that they should adopt a new platform in some way. Clearly this is all @f00l’s fault.
@jbartus
@f00l has a lot of apologizing to do.
@PlacidPenguin Yeah but you can’t interact which defeats the entire purpose.
@DrunkCat
Unless someone wants to be a silent observer.
@jbartus
@f00l is so sorry
So much stuff is @f00l’s fault. Sad
Here. Have more Tacos.
@PlacidPenguin
@f00l apologizes
For having so much apo-
Logizing to do.
@f00l should be contrite
for hyphenating the word
apologizing.
@jbartus
@f00l is even more
Contrite when @f00l does not hy-phenate. So so bad.
@f00l just needs to pick
better words when he is on
a haiku bender.
@f00l @jbartus
I honestly don’t remember this conversation.
@PlacidPenguin It is @f00l’s fault that sometimes @jbartus has thin skin, especially when it relates to technology or his beloved Pats.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@compunaut
@f00l sighs. @jbartus:
Pats fan. Lives near Boston. No
Way enough Tacos.
@f00l
Does anyone in
Boston get enough tacos?
I doubt it. No way.
@compunaut @f00l
It’s okay about
tacos. We have the seafood
you wish you had.
We also have the
Patriots. Your envy is
understandable.
Also I feel that
you misunderstand when I
respond about Pats.
Thin skin implies ire.
No anger here. Just pity
for envious sports fans.
Church of Foxboro
will accept you with open
arms. Praise Belichick.
@compunaut Ha! who wants tacos when there’s clam rolls.
@cranky1950 Someone who’s allergic to seafood?
@jbartus
@f00l understands that
People in NE love Pats.
Seafood Tacos great!
@cranky1950
Clam roll Tacos are
Clearly the Next Big Thing folks
Will demand to eat.
@f00l @jbartus @cranky1950
What about those who don’t eat tacos or seafood?
@f00l Yeah that would work.
@PlacidPenguin
I beg of you your
consideration. Boston
Cream Pie best dessert.
@PlacidPenguin
Why would someone who
Eats food not eat tacos? All
Tacos excellent!
@PlacidPenguin Not eat seafood in New England? Is you high or something? It’s fundamental condition for existence there. That and New York system weiners.
@jbartus
Boston Cream Pie is
Most admirable after
Seafood tacos. Yum!
@PlacidPenguin
Good seafood awesome
And wonderful and excel-
Lent. More great seafood!
@f00l
That’s a good question. Why haven’t I had tacos? Hmmm…
@f00l
I spy more hyphens
for which @fool should feel shame of
most grievous levels.
@jbartus
@f00l has a seri-
Ous hyphenation Addict-
Ion. @f00l is to blame.
@f00l should develop
better haiku skills before
exclusive posting.
@jbartus
@f00l is @f00l about
Developing new skills. Hope-
Less. Pity poor @f00l.
@f00l
To pity a @f00l
is a job for Mr. T.
I am @jbartus.
@jbartus
Even Mr T
Won’t pity poor @f00l. “Too much
Work”. Says Mr T.
@f00l @jbartus
I made this post cause
no meh chat in my inbox
not for this flirting
@DrunkCat
We do what we want.
Who made you king of the thread?
Don’t like it blame @f00l.
@DrunkCat
No Meh chat. Sorry.
All @f00l’s fault. Never arranged
For Meh to have chat.
@jbartus
@f00l takes blame for some
Blames @f00l should have gotten which
Were never received.
@jbartus
i made this thread so
i am its king for as long
as admins dont lock it
@DrunkCat
Negatory. The
Thread belongs to all of us.
You are one of many.
@DrunkCat
/8ball Is @DrunkCat King of Thread?
Better not tell you now
@jbartus
@f00l is to blame that
Some people think they’re royal
In fact we are Borg.