Mr. Fister
Does everything with clenched fists. He can telepathically or telekinetically force you to give him a fist bump. Little else is know about him.
The Pastel Prince
His father, the king, bequeathed him a magic cummerbund that can deflect bullets much like Wonder Woman’s bracelets. In battle, his signature move resembles a rapid pelvic thrusting dance as he maneuvers his cummerbund to deflect incoming attacks.
The Fashion-Averse Raccoon Killer.
He is using Glen’s skin for hose/pants and has made boots from Irk’s shirt. He has also apparently killed the old cartoon graphic novel Superman and is using his hair. Stole some Victorian man’s puffy-sleeved shirt. Villain. Because: raccoon eyes.
Very Special Man.
He wears a helmut and other protective gear under blue trapdoor PJs to protect him from himself. He posesses an abnormally low IQ. His primary foe is The Shoelacer.
@jst1ofknd I don’t know if people realize it, but this is actually correct.
Red Bee had trained bees, which aided him in a similar fashion to Ant-Man’s legion of ants. The bee in his belt, Michael, was his favorite – not unlike Ant-thony being the favorite of Scott Lang in the first Ant-Man film
That’s Pinky McPinkface. He doesn’t really have any power(s) per se, but by patrolling the neighborhood in oddly mismatched clothing with pink puffy sleeves and striped tights he tends to scare away intruders.
That’s Mr. FAB-U-LOUS!! His super power is his trend-setting fashion sense and witty, knife-edge sharp comments. He brings heroes and villains alike to tears with his biting commentary on their chosen costumes.
@udkstreet He’s a villain, not a hero.
Forever losing to Bidet Woman, and her faithful sidekick, Doody Free Girl, who champion the comfort and cleanliness of nether-spritzing while simultaneously empowering a zero carbon footprint lifstyle free from decomposing tree-based carbon sequestration.
Jeff here is a Hero. He has the power to wear his underwear over his clothes and not be beaten up by bullies.
Mr. Fister
Does everything with clenched fists. He can telepathically or telekinetically force you to give him a fist bump. Little else is know about him.
The Fashionazi. He has the villainous ability to change the design and colors of your clothing into combinations that no sane person would wear.
Uh, that is actually the Silver Age design for the Hamburglar in the old “Mac Force” trades.
@ThomasF He was featured in Marvel vs. Capcom 2016 Arcade Edition. His super was called “Rock and Roll McDonalds.”
The Pastel Prince
His father, the king, bequeathed him a magic cummerbund that can deflect bullets much like Wonder Woman’s bracelets. In battle, his signature move resembles a rapid pelvic thrusting dance as he maneuvers his cummerbund to deflect incoming attacks.
@medz I always thought it was cumberbund… I learned something today.
@RiotDemon me too
@medz @RiotDemon but cummerbund sounds so much better!
The Fashion-Averse Raccoon Killer.
He is using Glen’s skin for hose/pants and has made boots from Irk’s shirt. He has also apparently killed the old
cartoongraphic novel Superman and is using his hair. Stole some Victorian man’s puffy-sleeved shirt. Villain. Because: raccoon eyes.@rockblossom FARK
@rockblossom @rux I used to love FARK.com until every thread got political. Politics tab? Who needs it!
Very Special Man.
He wears a helmut and other protective gear under blue trapdoor PJs to protect him from himself. He posesses an abnormally low IQ. His primary foe is The Shoelacer.
@rtjhnstn top tier borderline politically incorrect content. I salute you, good sir.
Patrolling my neighborhood? There’s nothing doing in MY neighborhood.
Move along - nothing to see here.
That’s the Red Bee. His super power is that he has a special bee that lives in his belt that doesn’t die after stinging someone.
@jst1ofknd I don’t know if people realize it, but this is actually correct.
Red Bee had trained bees, which aided him in a similar fashion to Ant-Man’s legion of ants. The bee in his belt, Michael, was his favorite – not unlike Ant-thony being the favorite of Scott Lang in the first Ant-Man film
@DrWorm
I used Google image search.
@jst1ofknd I don’t think that’s a bee in his pants
@OnionSoup you can’t possible think he’s just happy to see you, right?
What about super Dave?
Circus Man. His hypnotic power ensures sell out crowds. Both hero and villain.
That’s Pinky McPinkface. He doesn’t really have any power(s) per se, but by patrolling the neighborhood in oddly mismatched clothing with pink puffy sleeves and striped tights he tends to scare away intruders.
@heartny Bad guys:
Be. Very. Afraid.
That’s Mr. FAB-U-LOUS!! His super power is his trend-setting fashion sense and witty, knife-edge sharp comments. He brings heroes and villains alike to tears with his biting commentary on their chosen costumes.
@mehbee See above.
Hmmmm.
Toilet Paper man-patrolling the neighborhood, ensuring that homes
do not exhaust their supply of TP. His super hero logo is “I can spare a square.”
@udkstreet He’s a villain, not a hero.
Forever losing to Bidet Woman, and her faithful sidekick, Doody Free Girl, who champion the comfort and cleanliness of nether-spritzing while simultaneously empowering a zero carbon footprint lifstyle free from decomposing tree-based carbon sequestration.
captain politically correct
you decide
his power is to make folks preachy and boring as shit.
I don’t think I’ve seen that super hero in any of the bars I visit.
Punch line is “Superman, you can be a real dick sometimes when you are drinking.”
@therealjrn he must be a thief too because I’m pretty sure he stole Wonder Woman’s boots