Things you don't want to hear someone say

mike808 posted a pic said Sat, Jun 19th 2021 at 7:32am ET

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2-pack Butt Mufflers

“You might want to crack a window soon”

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LaVikinga said Sat, Jun 19th 2021 at 8:05am ET:

“We have to talk…”

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chienfou said Sat, Jun 19th 2021 at 8:29am ET:

You only have a few days to live… Oh… and I meant to call you yesterday.

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yakkoTDI said Sat, Jun 19th 2021 at 9:47am ET:

Doctor: You only have 10 to live.
Me: 10 months? 10 weeks? 10 days?
Doctor: 9…8…7…

While this is normally a good phrase to hear it sucks to hear while having sex. “Honey! I’m home!”

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  Both are very good.
  
  Star2236 said Sat, Jun 19th 2021 at 2:14pm ET
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macromeh said Sat, Jun 19th 2021 at 11:33am ET:

Many years ago my older brother used to have a Ford LTD with power windows. He liked to surreptitiously push the window lock button, then rip a big fart, leaving passengers gasping and unable to lower their windows. Once I was driving his car with my niece and nephew along and I tried his trick. Gotta say, it’s way funnier on the giving side.

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tinamarie1974 said Sat, Jun 19th 2021 at 11:38am ET:

Its gonna hurt me more than its gonna hurt you…

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chienfou said Sat, Jun 19th 2021 at 12:15pm ET:

Can you stop by the store and pick up a pregnancy test?

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spitfire6006006 said Sat, Jun 19th 2021 at 6:27pm ET:

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d70992a1-f438-4575-9c70-34d85a671a94

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  I’d go with the youtube version.
  
  mike808 said Sat, Jun 19th 2021 at 7:48pm ET
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- @mike808 yeah I just wanted just the quick quote. Figured it was a 50/50 shot it would embed
  
  spitfire6006006 said Sat, Jun 19th 2021 at 11:11pm ET
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davea510 said Sun, Jun 20th 2021 at 12:33am ET:

Ronald Reagan "I’m from the government and I’m here to help’.

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- @davea510 I always heard it as the government talking to a farmer.
  
  “I am from the government and I am here to service you.”
  
  Servicing is when farmer Brown brings his bull to “hang out” with farmer Smith’s cow.
  
  yakkoTDI said Mon, Jun 21st 2021 at 12:23am ET
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- @davea510 @yakkoTDI that would be very helpful as you need to keep a cow knocked up to get milk.
  
  Oh you meant the other kind of fuck. It’s ok. You can say fuck here. @carl669 keeps track via his witches brew.
  
  unksol said Mon, Jun 21st 2021 at 7:54am ET
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- @davea510 @unksol @yakkoTDI
  
  note: “witches brew” = vodka
  
  carl669 said Mon, Jun 21st 2021 at 8:23am ET
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Tadlem43 said Sun, Jun 20th 2021 at 1:35am ET:

“I don’t know how to tell you this…”.

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Kyeh said Sun, Jun 20th 2021 at 3:49am ET:

“In order to serve you better…”

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ybmuG said Sun, Jun 20th 2021 at 7:48am ET:

Now, don’t get mad, but…

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mike808 said Sun, Jun 20th 2021 at 8:45am ET:

It’s just business, you understand.

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mike808 said Sun, Jun 20th 2021 at 8:57am ET:

Hey, Dad, we got you a True & Tidy Multi Surface Steam Mop for Father’s Day.

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mehcuda67 said Sun, Jun 20th 2021 at 9:25am ET:

You might want to sit down…

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unksol said Mon, Jun 21st 2021 at 7:41am ET:

/youtube paint the bowl and wash it away

Since you were concerned about his health

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