The kind that doesn’t slowly flake off into microplastics that are then ingested. The kind that’s easier to clean because you can use abrasive cleaners without having to worry about damaging the non-stick coating. The kind that lasts a lifetime because there’s no deteriorating coating to worry about.
@Weboh Thats ingenious! You should try patenting that “no coating” thing, cus it def seems completely original as no mainstream manufacturers use it!
(/s in case it wasnt obvious, manufacturers really need to stop with the random act of coating pans/pots when its not needed and more of a gimmick in most cases now)
Butter, I want a coating of butter. Everything better with butter!
Does polymerized oil count? It what makes cast iron non-stick.
@narfcake Griswold FTW
Gold plated. Just because.
/giphy gold
I can’t believe it’s not sticking!
Hallucinogens. Coat a pan with LSD and let the giraffe cook your breakfast.
SticksButOnlyOnTuesdays
Dark chocolate. But not Hershey.
The kind that doesn’t slowly flake off into microplastics that are then ingested. The kind that’s easier to clean because you can use abrasive cleaners without having to worry about damaging the non-stick coating. The kind that lasts a lifetime because there’s no deteriorating coating to worry about.
Otherwise known as “no coating.”
@Weboh Thats ingenious! You should try patenting that “no coating” thing, cus it def seems completely original as no mainstream manufacturers use it!
(/s in case it wasnt obvious, manufacturers really need to stop with the random act of coating pans/pots when its not needed and more of a gimmick in most cases now)
Tammy Wynette, Unstick By My Pan
kind of unstick.
Un-Thunderstuck. If anything sticks, it’s the goat’s fault.
It’s so much you can’t even say it, just slides right off
No stick, but if like all the other Gnostic products they keep reinventing, just cancer.
@MtVelveteenHare I see that Google Speech To Mangled Text has been hard at work. I must admit, subbing “Gnostic” for “non stick” is certainly unusual.
The type of coating some politicians have.
@accelerator I assume you’re not talking about the stuff that leaves the slime trail…