Hmm, does this mean that you expect God to provide you with Candy Corn? Because it just so happens we didn’t get as many trick-or-treaters as I was expecting this year…
@Pavlov my boys think it’s curious their dad’s name is wootgod on xbox. That’s about all the god I can muster, though. The danger is we can muster up a LOT of candy corn.
@snapster I’m really digging the idea that wootgod presides over meh. It strikes me as very Christian, or maybe post-Christian. And shitty, sugary candy corn as divine wrath disguised as grace works as a metaphor too.
@snapster Ha, I laugh in the face of danger. I can eat the entirety of your candy corn supply. In fact, I dare you to resurrect Drinking Terribly just for candy corn.
What gives??
Hmm, does this mean that you expect God to provide you with Candy Corn? Because it just so happens we didn’t get as many trick-or-treaters as I was expecting this year…
@snapster The absence of God or the conspicuous lack of candy corn?
@Pavlov my boys think it’s curious their dad’s name is wootgod on xbox. That’s about all the god I can muster, though. The danger is we can muster up a LOT of candy corn.
@snapster Giving our your gamertag? Fool! Prepare for pwnage!
@medz prepare for non-responsiveness! or maybe prepare to pwn my 13 year old. I can’t remember if the account was abandoned or was converted to him.
Now if you’re playing wootgod on Game Center, then there will be no pwnage. All your base will belong to me.
@snapster I’m really digging the idea that wootgod presides over meh. It strikes me as very Christian, or maybe post-Christian. And shitty, sugary candy corn as divine wrath disguised as grace works as a metaphor too.
I can’t help it; this is how my mind works.
@snapster will? follow the forms please.
@snapster Ha, I laugh in the face of danger. I can eat the entirety of your candy corn supply. In fact, I dare you to resurrect Drinking Terribly just for candy corn.
While I personally like candy corn, some might make the exact opposite conclusion with the same logic.
/giphy there is only zuul
perfect.
It would probably require meh-drones to get them to you in time for tonight…
pixeltech said 6 hours ago
Do those two assertions, combined, makes me sad or happy?
/giphy "can’t decide"
@f00l
The /giphy makes me happy.
@f00l I like old black & white movies. Old black & white movies with puppies? BONUS!
Great header image.
Well, not if your belief system is based on plausible deniability.
If you merely have the faith of a grain of mustard seed, the candy corn will ultimately appear.
@2many2no
What if I have Faith the size of an unopened largish box containing many bags of candy corn?
/image Candy Corn bag
Faith
@f00l Schrodinger’s Candy Corn?
@f00l Ah… I see you have the luck of the chosen.
@Thumperchick
Now you see/not-see it, now you don’t see/not-see it.
“girl with no eyes”
From It’s A Beautiful Day